Ben
banner
theotherbfg.bsky.social
Ben
@theotherbfg.bsky.social
plant dad • former chef/somm • Peloton geek • friend of Garak • Cincinnatian
Reposted by Ben
Stop healing. Go insane. Curse villages.
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The joy this brings me 🥰
December 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by Ben
sissying that walk is actually a spiritual practice
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Reposted by Ben
What five events defined your childhood?

1. The premiere of Star Trek: Voyager
2. Seven of Nine joins the crew
3. The Doctor gets his mobile emitter
4. USS Equinox is found
5. Voyager returns to the Alpha Quadrant
What five events defined your childhood?

1. Princess Diana’s death
2. 9/11
3. Rise of Apple and the iPod
4. Iraq War
5. Hurricane Katrina
What five events defined your childhood?

1. Neil Armstrong on the moon
2. Watergate
3. The end of the Vietnam..."conflict"
4. Star Trek entering re-runs
5. The first Shuttle launch

(I am An Old.)
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Reposted by Ben
The most important lessons I have learned from my lifelong love of the muppets Christmas carol are you should always make fun of your rich uncles when they aren’t around in case they are watching you as a disembodied spirit and that pig genes are in the X chromosome and frog genes are in the Y
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
James Franco and Anne Hathaway that one time
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Slept 10 1/2 hours and absolutely ready to kick some ass* today.

*spend a day off loafing
December 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
In chef whites for the first time in almost six years and I…kind of missed this? Huh.
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reposted by Ben
The Silk Road in 14th century Asia:
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Guess I’m part of the very early morning crew today! LFG
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Reposted by Ben
more food besides tiny citrus fruit and babybel cheese should be packaged in slutty fishnets you get to rip open
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Cooking all afternoon while rewatching Homecoming 🧘🏻‍♂️
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The peaceful silence of being up before the rest of the house.
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
blossoms about to open on my yuzu
💛💚💛💚
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The part of being sick when your dog cuddles you is so reassuring
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Reposted by Ben
Pete Hegseth Jeffrey Epstein
🤝
Criminals of the Caribbean
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Reposted by Ben
"It's giving Tuesday" texts read different when you're gay
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
When you get excited for a snow day only to realize every meeting you have is over Zoom 😭
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Reposted by Ben
Since today’s the birthday of the only celebrity I have ever cared about or stanned, I will only be posting about Britney
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by Ben
imagine it is 1996 and you are at the Life Café just trying to enjoy your pasta with meatless balls and in walks in the meanest group of hiv+ sociopaths bragging about killing a dog and raising a toast to “handcrafted beers made in local breweries” i would be like…check please!
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
AMEN
Life is so bleak that when you find something that gives you a modicum of pleasure or peace you should sink your claws into it without reservation.
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reposted by Ben
veni, veni
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Marrons glacés >>>
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It’s snowing!!! ❄️😍❄️
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM