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Dan Hathasleigh 🎅🏼
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ladies and gentleman, my wife
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I couldn’t tell you a single difference between Michelle Branch and Vanessa Carlton
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Went on a walk during family Thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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It’s kinda crazy this year’s christmas will be on 25/25/25
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Laying in bed until bgb wishes me a good morning
a dog laying on a bed with a blanket that says viralhog on it
ALT: a dog laying on a bed with a blanket that says viralhog on it
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
🤧
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
A straight guy grabbed my ass at the urinal it made me HARD ! ! !
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Video Games (BY LANA DEL REY) was playing (IN MY HOME) and this twink (I BARELY KNOW) asked if it was a Trixie Mattel cover.

Gay Council, what is the punishment?
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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'Non-Demi Curious, Semi-Binary' Feta
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
How I look on the self-checkout camera:
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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cant stop accepting linkedin requests from financial advisors who spam message me because they’re always kinda trade…
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wait I wanna get eaten out in an airBNB at Joshua Tree too
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Final Fantasy X (2001)
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
hot nurse used the bathroom after I destroyed it
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
feel like shit, can’t stop thinking about her
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the yassification of Sadie Sink
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Jonathan if you're reading this I can be a puppet too kinda
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Murse is in the purse
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
What’s the best app for tracking workouts? I’m trying to be better 🤧
a cartoon drawing of spongebob holding a dumbbell
ALT: a cartoon drawing of spongebob holding a dumbbell
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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the pre-cancerous lesion above rfk jr's left eyebrow I check in on periodically
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’m gonna *** Prof. Plum
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Who’s hungry? 🍌
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m so obsessed with lesbians in pop right now
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Installed a light fixture and a curtain rod today who want me
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
first one who guesses what the stone said gets a kiss
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM