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Thats my emotional support dilapidated middle aged man
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Thats my emotional support dilapidated middle aged man
What was the name of that girl that kept trying to send an angry voicemail. And the fact that she had real shoes was very integral to the drama. Louis Vuitton maybe. She had to keep restarting the call cause the mom kept interrupting
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
What was the name of that girl that kept trying to send an angry voicemail. And the fact that she had real shoes was very integral to the drama. Louis Vuitton maybe. She had to keep restarting the call cause the mom kept interrupting
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Really into little guys
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Really into little guys
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Really into little guys
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Really into little guys
So there’s this agglomerated data
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So there’s this agglomerated data
Im afraid to look at my wrapped cause im having too much fun mentally judging yours
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Im afraid to look at my wrapped cause im having too much fun mentally judging yours
are we ready to homestuck post on Bluesky??? Is it finally happening????
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
are we ready to homestuck post on Bluesky??? Is it finally happening????
Foreskin— I mean, hello.
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Foreskin— I mean, hello.
Walking into my parents house and immediately suffering psychic damage
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Walking into my parents house and immediately suffering psychic damage
Once you start shaking that salad at the office you need to call it a day
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Once you start shaking that salad at the office you need to call it a day
And when I paint myself green and sing with my hole out they just tell me Shrek wasn’t a musical :(
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
And when I paint myself green and sing with my hole out they just tell me Shrek wasn’t a musical :(
Your bills has been affected
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Your bills has been affected
If you could call [redacted for propriety] love, love won tonight
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If you could call [redacted for propriety] love, love won tonight
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
Is that a tetrahedron in your pocket or are you just happy to render me
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Is that a tetrahedron in your pocket or are you just happy to render me
open.spotify.com/track/5AzO8b... no but like
HARD
open.spotify.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
open.spotify.com/track/5AzO8b... no but like
Good morning jolly warriors
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Good morning jolly warriors
Bruh cut that things head smooth off
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Bruh cut that things head smooth off
All these over 30 and 40 trends are very exclusionary for the beautiful and talented 20s divas with their still-cooking prefrontal corticies. Reader, I invite you to slide a kind word to your favorite expiring twink. The sands of time feel coarser on the skin as 30 approaches.
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
All these over 30 and 40 trends are very exclusionary for the beautiful and talented 20s divas with their still-cooking prefrontal corticies. Reader, I invite you to slide a kind word to your favorite expiring twink. The sands of time feel coarser on the skin as 30 approaches.
Life is so bleak that when you find something that gives you a modicum of pleasure or peace you should sink your claws into it without reservation.
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Life is so bleak that when you find something that gives you a modicum of pleasure or peace you should sink your claws into it without reservation.
The trade living in your head rent free can’t even afford his real rent
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The trade living in your head rent free can’t even afford his real rent
Two cuties that need their stockings stuffed
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Two cuties that need their stockings stuffed
I need a vacation. I miss dancing to messy by Lola young in a London gay bar and being too shy to talk to any of the guys.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I need a vacation. I miss dancing to messy by Lola young in a London gay bar and being too shy to talk to any of the guys.