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Priest of Aphrodite • zi/zir • AuDHD • Bipolar • CPTSD • Poet • Seer • Premier Queer Witch • Tarotist • Genderfluid Pixy • Second Generation Queer • The Blue Sister

By flash and thunder-fire, I'll survive.

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explore sensuality in the guise of grilled cheese and tomato soup
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
BORED and making GRILLED CHEESE with assistance because I am way too fucked up to operate a stove
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
u know

Joan Osborne reminded me I was gay
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I need milk tho and do I brave the stores for it
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I received a lovely message from my ancestors today in morning tarot. they want me to slough off the old skin of a world that no longer makes sense and embrace a new journey, one that fits me like a glove. but they want me to do it in gentle determination speed, with care.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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hey the handbasket is 90 paid subscribers away from a huge goal—think we could get there today??

thehandbasket.co/upgrade

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November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Hey, it's Black Friday. Instead of fighting with suburban wine moms over cheap commercial junk with built-in obsolescence, buy a couple of books by trans authors from indie bookstores
On that note:

Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.

Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.

Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Being a trans author is fucking weird right now. Hell is actively unfolding all around us but I still need to be like, "hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book? It won't make anything better, but it's kinda fun?"

So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
it is 2003 and I am on the bus at 4am going to work for Black Friday. I am apprehensive, it's not my first. After an impossibly strong coffee, I face the ravening horde. I do not know it then, but later that day I will see two well-coiffed women in a fight over a poker table top

THAT'S black friday
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
my nose is out of joint because my spouse was called in to work on this, one of our FEW DAYS OFF, it sucks
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487

Visit girightshotline.org for more information
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I now have a monster bowl of spaghetti and an array of garlic toast and some salad and it's fine, I'm fiiiiiine. :)
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
at some point today you might find yourself longing for the holiday experiences of your youth, but I think it's far better to be able to control the events of the day

the Hierophant guides us to new traditions that we make with our family and friends

it's ok to not follow the year before.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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December 29, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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hey friends,

i'll be discharged in an hour or so.

i'm sorry for asking, but i need $48 to get a ride home please?

also, i don't have any food (hoping i can get something from the food bank tomorrow, but i'll need a meal for tonight)

please help if you can 🙏🏽

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November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
my morning tarot was a meditation on gratitude and I received the Flower of Thunder, The Star, and The Emperor

these three energies have swirled and twisted their way through my life, and I am grateful for their presence.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
we don't call it thanxgiving tho
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
a mountain of spaghetti
hot sausage
spinach salad with customizable fixings
garlic toast
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
enjoy your pies of pumpkin, your crumbles of fruit!

for we have a GAY ICECREAM CAKE instead and that rules
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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It's that time again.

The Halluci Nation, "Burn Your Village to the Ground (Neon Nativez Remix)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNi_...
The Halluci Nation - Burn Your Village To The Ground (Neon Nativez Remix)
"They have to kill us because they can't break our spirit."- John TrudellFree download: https://bit.ly/2Tn6dpHNeon Nativez:- Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.c...
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November 21, 2023 at 12:48 AM
I am going to pull some roundy cards from the Transparent Oracle.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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thats it thats the show
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
mike johnson being all oh noes I can't manage in these unmanageable matters that I myself have created! woe, oh woe!

and I laugh I hope it gets worse. I hope he is ill with the stress, I hope it weighs on him. I hope his heart is heavy in his chest, and that every moment is seasoned with adrenaline
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Not calling this poster out, but we should also stop calling it Mt. Everest. Buncha white dudes slapped that name on in the 1850's. The mountain, and the cultures around it, are a hell of a lot older than that.

Besides, Chomolungma, or "Goddess Mother of the World" sounds much cooler.
People should stop climbing mt everest
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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The best way to save money on gifts this christmas season, is to bring up politics at the dinner table tomorrow. That way you know exactly who to invest in and who to start cutting off entirely
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Yeah Lizza's career should be over
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM