Kelly McCullough
@kellydmcc.bsky.social
Author: WebMage and Fallen Blade series, School for Sidekicks, Numismancer, Dragon Diaries, Morning Arrived, etc. Also local elected—I might be the head of a small government in a purple state, but don’t tell anyone.
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Snowfall just after sunset from the hot tub. Mmmmm
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Snowfall just after sunset from the hot tub. Mmmmm
DragonDiaries: Met a mouse who ran up my clock. Ated him, tasted of hickory and fireswamp. And, yes he was of unusual size.
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
DragonDiaries: Met a mouse who ran up my clock. Ated him, tasted of hickory and fireswamp. And, yes he was of unusual size.
Not my hoggles, not my toggle.
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Might be my goblin city.
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Might be my goblin city.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Not my hoggles, not my toggle.
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Might be my goblin city.
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Might be my goblin city.
Morning arrived like a drunken marmot screaming at the neighbors: Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war! Now Rasher, now Oinker, on Trotter and Hic…son…hic, hic, hic…son. Thash the stuff…whooo! *passes out and lands facedown in a bowl of Lucky Charms and Baileys*
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#BadNoir
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#BadNoir
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Morning arrived like a drunken marmot screaming at the neighbors: Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war! Now Rasher, now Oinker, on Trotter and Hic…son…hic, hic, hic…son. Thash the stuff…whooo! *passes out and lands facedown in a bowl of Lucky Charms and Baileys*
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#BadNoir
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#BadNoir
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Three evenings ago I read an article about using ice packs on the forehead to help beat insomnia. The original study was from 2011 IIRC. Apparently if you drop the temperature of your frontal lobe by a degree or so you trigger a cascade of sleepy time metabolic events.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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oh they are WORRIED worried about this one huh
(this seat was Trump +22)
(this seat was Trump +22)
Trump and Mike Johnson plan to hold a Monday evening tele-rally to boost Matt Van Epps in the #TN07 special election. www.axios.com/2025/11/28/t...
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
oh they are WORRIED worried about this one huh
(this seat was Trump +22)
(this seat was Trump +22)
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“You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.” --Anne Lamott
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.” --Anne Lamott
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Santa Carter says happy holidays
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Santa Carter says happy holidays
DragonDiaries: Met the Sprats today. Ated them. He was a little too lean. His wife was a little too marbled. The kid, though? Perfection.
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
DragonDiaries: Met the Sprats today. Ated them. He was a little too lean. His wife was a little too marbled. The kid, though? Perfection.
Not my monkys, not my abbeys.
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Not my monkys, not my abbeys.
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
Proof of cat. He’s practicing for the Dance like an Egyptian revival video: Sleep like an Abyssinian.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Proof of cat. He’s practicing for the Dance like an Egyptian revival video: Sleep like an Abyssinian.
DragonDiaries: Tis the season. I filled up on stuffed dwarves this morning—they just ated a whole flock of turkeys, delicious! Now, if I could get the turkeys to eat some goblins first next time, I could have self-stuffed dwarfturklin, which is AMAZING!
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
DragonDiaries: Tis the season. I filled up on stuffed dwarves this morning—they just ated a whole flock of turkeys, delicious! Now, if I could get the turkeys to eat some goblins first next time, I could have self-stuffed dwarfturklin, which is AMAZING!
Not my chihuahua, not my chambord.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Not my chihuahua, not my chambord.
Morning arrived like the bast of times, morning arrived like the wurst of times, morning arrived like a cat goddess stealing German sausage. Wasn’t there a Batman movie about that?
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#BadNoir
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#BadNoir
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Morning arrived like the bast of times, morning arrived like the wurst of times, morning arrived like a cat goddess stealing German sausage. Wasn’t there a Batman movie about that?
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#BadNoir
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#BadNoir
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Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve (tha Clazzik)
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve (tha Clazzik)
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IMO the weird exception some supposed leftists seem to make for condemning-the-theft-of-labor-except-art-lol-steal-that-shit is just a weird intersection with puritan "if you enjoy yourself, it's not a real job" brainworms.
"fun" job = member of the leisure class (ROFL) = fair game. Somehow.
"fun" job = member of the leisure class (ROFL) = fair game. Somehow.
Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
IMO the weird exception some supposed leftists seem to make for condemning-the-theft-of-labor-except-art-lol-steal-that-shit is just a weird intersection with puritan "if you enjoy yourself, it's not a real job" brainworms.
"fun" job = member of the leisure class (ROFL) = fair game. Somehow.
"fun" job = member of the leisure class (ROFL) = fair game. Somehow.
Proof of other cat, I think he may have melted.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Proof of other cat, I think he may have melted.