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themattbass.bsky.social
@themattbass.bsky.social
Designer, storyteller, problem solver. 🎶 enthusiast with a splash of 🏀 🏈 ⚾️ fandom, topped with wire quotes. My🐈 are a-holes. Sometimes funny...
Skyrizi found Kevin Love’s doppleganger for a commercial?
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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literal lol
December 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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chat i sputtered
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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If there really are this many drugs on the boats they keep blowing up, how about Warner Bros sells the company to whichever bidder can make "Cocaine Shark" happen.
Q: Are you ordering Hegseth to release that full video?

TRUMP: Whatever he decides is okay with me ... I saw the video. They were trying to turn the boat back to where it could float. And we didn't want to see that because that boat was loaded up with drugs.
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Do either of these teams want to stop turning the ball over? #mnf
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This idiot continues failing at ideas, now he’s dragged our country economy into his stupidity. This is all self inflicted and they’ll still vote for him 😡

Trump to announce $12 billion tariff relief for farmers - The Washington Post
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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the dead stare this woman gives is so good lmao
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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What is Dave Wasserman like at home? is it all "I've seen enough - you have not completed your chores?"
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Poor Olivia, born too late for Camelot so settled for Scamelot.
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
👇🏻She can’t stand the raaainnnn…
Missy Elliott 🐶
Adult female American Staffordshire Terrier mix
Adoptable from Long Road Home (Manhasset, NY)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/missy-elliott-79735150/ny/manhasset/long-road-home-ny1028/
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It would be HIIIIGH comedy if there was an AWS outage causing Thursday Night Football to go dark, right after they run an AWS ad.
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Part of this week’s newsletter was inspired by the post below. Was there a way to show the distance between normal Americans and the super wealthy?
1/8
www.howtoreadthisch.art/putting-the-...
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Dear god, I just heard a GOP congressman refer to the “affordable care act” as the “unaffordable care act”.

This is the stupid shut we’re gonna hear over and over and over again, as they try to explain their idiotic views…
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Rocket Money appears to have dropped its sponsorship of Tucker Carlson's show after it was called out by @juddlegum.bsky.social and @popular.info.

Will more advertisers follow suit amid the Nick Fuentes backlash?

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Tucker loses sponsors after fawning interview with white supremacist Nick Fuentes
Two days after a news site called out Rocket Money for ‘financing white supremacy,’ the financial services app suddenly removed all mentions of its advertising relationship with Tucker Carlson.
www.independent.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I don't care how Schumer himself votes. The bottom line is that as Senate Majority Leader, Lyndon Johnson would have last night had on his desk eight sealed mason jars with the severed hands of every senator who even thought about raising them to vote yes. As a majority leader should.
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I REALLY hope this is just a way to get into the room, and that they won’t just cave with no concessions. Because the other side can’t be trusted, and are at fault
Sen. Angus King on why Democrats caved: "It wasn't working."
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Lenny Wilkens

My favorite player growing up, then somehow a friend later in life.

His foundation looked after kids who needed a little help.

Classy and kind and kept his Brooklyn accent.

3xHOF…coach of ‘79 Sonics title team.

A great and loving man.

(Photo: Mill Creek Sports)
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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"OpenAI lost roughly $11.5 billion this quarter alone."

puck.news/an-ai-bubble...
Bubble Trouble?
A deep dive into hyperscaler earnings shows massive A.I. capex increases, accounting tricks, and the growing gap between spending and actual profits.
puck.news
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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The Trump administration can eat a bag of dicks.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Trump is now telling states to “UNDO” food assistance

He’s literally taking food from hungry Americans as he throws Gatsby parties with giant seafood towers
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Kirk Ferentz is so mad but so aroused rn
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Donald’s makeup is the real border crisis.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski were going to buy 10 jets without engines from Spririt Airlines that Spirit didn't own.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇
KBJ threaded the needle thanks to CA1’s unfinished business.

-if she denied the admin stay, the full SCOTUS woulda stepped in to override her.
-if she immediately referred the case to the full Court, they coulda dragged feet.
-instead she boxed them in to act quickly once she does refer the case.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM