The Jewker
@thejewker.bsky.social
Chill retro variety streams, good vibes, chaos, jank, weird games.
Streams every Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday | He/Him Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Streams every Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday | He/Him Business Inquiries: [email protected]
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The Jewker
@thejewker.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Hey there!
I'm Jewker, a bisexual Twitch Partner who does a lot of retro and variety that aims to keep a safe and chill space for everyone all while just having a blast and giving good vibes
Twitch: www.twitch.tv/thejewker
YT Vods: www.youtube.com/@TheJewkerSt...
I'm Jewker, a bisexual Twitch Partner who does a lot of retro and variety that aims to keep a safe and chill space for everyone all while just having a blast and giving good vibes
Twitch: www.twitch.tv/thejewker
YT Vods: www.youtube.com/@TheJewkerSt...
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
At lonelys bday party and gave this goober some whip cream since he can't have bday cake
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
At lonelys bday party and gave this goober some whip cream since he can't have bday cake
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November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Kirby and Bandana Dee Gaming
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Kirby and Bandana Dee Gaming
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Every rival will start with aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Every rival will start with aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Success! Loafie is very good around the dog we were worried about, but it's actually the other way around. Her parents dog is horribly scared of Loafie. We expected with the amount of energy he has that he would be the problem around Loafie but nope, he's terrified of him
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Success! Loafie is very good around the dog we were worried about, but it's actually the other way around. Her parents dog is horribly scared of Loafie. We expected with the amount of energy he has that he would be the problem around Loafie but nope, he's terrified of him
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sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.
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i just found out about the end screen to bart vs the space mutants on nintendo
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
i just found out about the end screen to bart vs the space mutants on nintendo
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We're back from Thanksgiving and making up for no stream yesterday with some Jewkbox today twitch.tv/TheJewker
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We're back from Thanksgiving and making up for no stream yesterday with some Jewkbox today twitch.tv/TheJewker
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Mp1st Report: New Dead Rising Game in Development, Now Set In Hollywood
-In dev since at least 2023 under codename "Rec"
-Frank West returns
-May be a direct sequel to the first game (not confirmed)
-Setting in massive enclosed movie studio lot
-Time limit mechanic returns + Frank's camera/photos
-In dev since at least 2023 under codename "Rec"
-Frank West returns
-May be a direct sequel to the first game (not confirmed)
-Setting in massive enclosed movie studio lot
-Time limit mechanic returns + Frank's camera/photos
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Mp1st Report: New Dead Rising Game in Development, Now Set In Hollywood
-In dev since at least 2023 under codename "Rec"
-Frank West returns
-May be a direct sequel to the first game (not confirmed)
-Setting in massive enclosed movie studio lot
-Time limit mechanic returns + Frank's camera/photos
-In dev since at least 2023 under codename "Rec"
-Frank West returns
-May be a direct sequel to the first game (not confirmed)
-Setting in massive enclosed movie studio lot
-Time limit mechanic returns + Frank's camera/photos
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spiders? nah those are
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
spiders? nah those are
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
The best part of Kombatsgiving is the leftovers
While we finished* the main course once more, there's some MK dessert to be had.
We leftover some sidequests and secret bosses we never did, and it's time to finish our plate.
@thejewker.bsky.social and I will defeat these miskreants, starting around 3:30 PM ET/ 12:30 PM PT!
*Shao Kahn can go fu-
We leftover some sidequests and secret bosses we never did, and it's time to finish our plate.
@thejewker.bsky.social and I will defeat these miskreants, starting around 3:30 PM ET/ 12:30 PM PT!
*Shao Kahn can go fu-
It's that time of the year! That's right, Kombatsgiving, a totally real and not made up event that allows me and @thejewker.bsky.social to play through Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks again.
Chill & Chat until Jewker is ready. Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
Chill & Chat until Jewker is ready. Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The best part of Kombatsgiving is the leftovers
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
Surefire way to a dog's heart: get their ball or toy unstuck that's out of reach under a couch or table
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Surefire way to a dog's heart: get their ball or toy unstuck that's out of reach under a couch or table
Late night walkies means it is perfect time to roll in grass for like 20 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Late night walkies means it is perfect time to roll in grass for like 20 minutes
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Happy Thanksgiving! No stream from me tonight so Jewkbox will be tomorrow, but I am joining Ryyudo this morning/afternoon for another Kombatsgiving where we play through Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks Ko-Op and learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving www.twitch.tv/ryyudo
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Kombatsgiving Shaolin Monks w/ @thejewker | Add to !badgame December
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November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! No stream from me tonight so Jewkbox will be tomorrow, but I am joining Ryyudo this morning/afternoon for another Kombatsgiving where we play through Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks Ko-Op and learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving www.twitch.tv/ryyudo