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she's a 10 but it's really two fives in a trenchcoat.
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes

INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
this holiday season i'm giving thanks that myspace doesn't connect with timehop.
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
now, the story she tried to stop has leaked.

so she's not even spiking stories right.

i am not a studio executive but this feels like maybe not the right fit.
lol at this point if Bari Weiss wasn't shoehorned into her position for a willingness to axe stories unfavorable to the government she would be fired for incompetence.

anyone else performs this shitty and they'd be gone.

unless, the point is to perform shitty.
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lol at this point if Bari Weiss wasn't shoehorned into her position for a willingness to axe stories unfavorable to the government she would be fired for incompetence.

anyone else performs this shitty and they'd be gone.

unless, the point is to perform shitty.
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
was not expecting a chainsaw kittens' tyson meade appearance in this counting crows documentary.
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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“We couldn’t report on the sinking of the Titanic until we spoke to Captain Smith.”
Weiss concluded: “We need to be able to make every effort to get the principals on the record and on camera. To me, our viewers come first, not a listing schedule or anything else. And that is my North Star, and I hope it's the North Star of every person in this newsroom.”
December 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
if you hear me wishing i did physical labor for work, slap me.

i sleep wrong and i'm ruined for days. i'm over here doing maude lebowski stretches trying to find a position that doesn't involve pain.
December 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Weird how The Free Press was able to publish all of these without comment from the Washigton University Transgender Center at St. Louis Children's Hospital.
December 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i love how erika kirk landed an 11th hour top tier freudian slip of the year.

like bottom of the 9th, 5 seconds left on the clock, runners in scoring position, 4th and goal, shot clock was turned off, and she hit nothing but net from way downtown.

#grift
December 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
kinda perfect. CBS brass thought Weiss handled erika kirk town hall so well that she needed to be on-camera more. and not even a day or so later she's already putting herself as the focus of the news, which, i am not a broadcast journalist but i'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be _the_ news.
December 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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1. Remember:

After Charlie Kirk was assassinated, Candace Owens played video clips of Charlie listening to Nicki Minaj.

Nicki referring to JD Vance as an assassin, and Erika saying it was fine, will absolutely be weaponized by Candace’s fans — and likely by Candace herself.
Asked by Erika Kirk what her advice to young men is, Nicki Minaj says, “don’t be like [Gavin] Newscum.”

Nicki then refers to Trump as “our handsome, dashing president.”

She then referred to JD Vance as “an assassin,” and remembered whom she was on stage with.

Erika Kirk then assures her it’s fine
December 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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NEWS: Security footage captured former Michigan co-offensive coordinator Matt Weiss minutes before he allegedly hacked college students’ personal accounts to steal sexually explicit photos and videos, an FBI search warrant affidavit alleges.
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
are we all about to get real into ping pong?
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I need an IV drip of terrible influencers being boxed back into the Stone Age, please and thank you
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
when 2 Live Crew comes up on the shuffle
michael irvin has never been normal about football lol
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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lol this man is 59
December 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
we're just gonna pretend these vapo rub commercials don't make you wanna hit the pen?
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
oh no, aggies
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
folks. they want attention on this photo specifically because the women in the photo are OF AGE. they're not young girls.

they removed it to draw more attention to it.

do not forget that he went after underage girls.
Here's a better view of the now-deleted photo showing Trump with Epstein and Trump with a group of young girls.

The photo was originally posted as item EFTA00000468 but was later deleted. Now the 'official' list simply jumps from EFTA00000467 to EFTA00000469.
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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i love that no matter our differences we can still come together as a country and enjoy watching jake paul get punched in the face
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
jake paul on his knees hugging the legs of bsky trending.

let go bro not happening.
December 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
telling my grandkids this is jake paul
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
Elise Stefanik Drops Out of N.Y. Governor’s Race and Will Leave Congress
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM