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Your friendly neighborhood necromancer. Give me your dead, your rotten, your zombies 🇵🇱 millenial, dad, caffeinist, genAI sceptic, orc-core AD⚡️HD 🔞 Warning: coarse language, obscure and numerous interests, dad jokes, leftist politics, death and decay

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💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · Nov 26

Stolen from @katbutttail.bsky.social. Because why the heck not. One answer for every like under this post. I reserve the right to give convoluted, unsatisfying or just plain gross answers. You know what you're signing up for, now mash that heart.

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💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 3h

That was me expressing dismay at the fleeting nature of time and my youth.

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💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 4h

I think i've seen some on reddit

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Tess but spooky @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 10h

It's called the Anglosphere because the "anglosphere" everything outside it

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💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 4h

"Does this look like the face of mercy to you"

Mr. Buick @mrbuick.bsky.social · 18h

💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 4h

Wait, 18?!!!!

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💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 4h

The None Pizza With Left Beef we deserve

💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 4h

Does he also stalk people and try to guilt trip them into resuming a relationship with him?

💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 2d

*sigh* I tried to lead the horse to the water, but it really prefers to die of dehydration. So be it. Not my horse, not my circus. Your country is getting devoured by fascists thanks to people like you remaining smugly ignorant. Have a nice Reich.

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VJ 🐁 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @verminjerky.bsky.social · 2d

You can give up an IP. You can.

I loved it too. There's much better. You'll find something else. I did. (And it's much better.)

I'm not scolding. But I am encouraging. Let it go, untether yourself, give yourself something better that doesn't harm the vulnerable.

Eli Erlick @elierlick.bsky.social · 4d

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

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DeeEmmy @deeemmy.bsky.social · 2d

There are going to be a LOT of people in thrift shops this year.
And in food banks.
And at holiday soup kitchens.

For the love of CHRIST - now that someone's brought this to your attention, please go through your stuff - for kids *and* for grown-ups - and for once, give some GOOD stuff away.

CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 2d

Reposting with Alt-text:

The lady at the charity shop today told me that she wishes people would clear out their children's old toys in the lead up to Christmas rather than after because she always sees a number of parents in the days before Christmas looking for toys for their little ones who might be strapped for cash. She said there's very rarely anything in just before, but that they get inundated with toys in the days after.

And it really made me think about it in a way I never would have before. If you know your child is going to get lots of presents from father Christmas this year, by clearing out your cupboards a few days early you could make another child's Christmas a lot more special too.

Saw this & thought I'd repost

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💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 2d

It's just tapeworm.

💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 2d

So smug.

💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 2d

Apparently the tickle wasn't endless

💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 2d

#Silea generally doesn't wear dresses unless necessary, but if Shadowheart asked nicely, she would. And she'd look damn good in it.

Timmy 🔞🩸| Sekh 💜 @lilmourningstarr.bsky.social · 2d

#tavQOTD / #ocQOTD

I just saw the latest Megan Fox sighting and have to ask-

Would your tav/durge/oc wear this dress?

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💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 2d

I've only read the first one, because I saw it on sale at a supermarket and bought it on a whim. Apparently the second one was never released in Polish :(

💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 2d

As my wife said - considering the Totenkopf being so burned into the collective Western culture, few designers would dare use a skull at such an angle in their designs, because they'd fear the allegations. Even edgy metal bands know better.

Embrace the Void @etvpod.bsky.social · 7d

Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x

💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 3d

I'm not gatekeeping, because i'm nowhere near the gate. Just pointing out your ignorance and asking if you're not being too proud of your obviously lacking "expertise".

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💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 3d

Nah, you're just defending your choice to wallow in ignorance according to the good old "it could never happen here". You had homegrown nazis right under your nose, and even as they grew brazen you *chose* not to educate yourself on recognizing them. American exceptionalism at its finest.

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💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 3d

You should never, under any circumstances, hand it to the racists.

💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 3d

Looks to me like he's braver than all the *Democrat* senators combined, too.

💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 3d

Then major studios are just five years away from losing the majority of their audience.

💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 3d

Unlike Del Toro, you will never be a real filmmaker. AI will not replace what you lack. At best it will allow you to save money on hiring actors and crew, in exchange for the final product obviously lacking everything good actors and crew would've brought into it. Enjoy your eternal mediocrity.

💀Necromancer Bear💀 🇵🇱🇪🇺✊️↙️↙️↙️ @thecraftybear.bsky.social · 3d

Fronk-on-Steen

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David™💃🌭🍔🌮 @theaporkalypse.bsky.social · 4d

His name is Taki and he was arrested for Dorito?

This is just a marketing catastrophe.

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