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Stolen from @katbutttail.bsky.social. Because why the heck not. One answer for every like under this post. I reserve the right to give convoluted, unsatisfying or just plain gross answers. You know what you're signing up for, now mash that heart.
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Horseshoe on the Epstein Island
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,

in fact,

a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Urge to buy Glitch merch rising
Glitch Productions responds to Disney licencing over 200 characters to Sora and ChatGPT and investing $1 BILLION in OpenAI in a new post:

“the fuck are they doing”
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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We are not running out of good ideas. We have destroyed most mechanisms for people with good ideas to get funding and replaced those mechanisms with a few dozen guys with all the money sniffing each others farts.
December 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Every one of these pieces comes down to “what if ai was useful”
Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
December 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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If your portfolio is mainly thin characters and you actually want to change that, this book is a great place to start. Free PDF's are readily available if you search "morpho fat and skin folds pdf"
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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accidentally sent my kid to a montresori school and i haven't seen them for a while
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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The perfect Magic card doesn’t exi—
December 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this

there are other, better franchises - let this one go
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Trench coats informally banned from every high school since 98 but the suicide robot is installed on your school laptop automatically
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I'm just going to say it: If you're enticed by playing this game because it's free now, you've got bigger questions to raise (to yourself) about why you still quietly enjoy Harry Potter whilst its creator does everything in her power to remove rights from trans people with her profits.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Wow, that must be so terrifying to think you're being abducted.
The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”
FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...
www.mprnews.org
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔

But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️

If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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I upgraded to windows 11 by accidentally pressing spacebar on startup
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Todd did it again. Why make a new game when people will buy the old one for a new platform? 🤣
Skyrim Anniversary Edition has arrived on the Switch 2! Existing owners on the Nintendo Switch can upgrade to this version for free.
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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He can in fact keep getting away with it. You can learn more about Skyrim and Anniversary Edition here: en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:...
en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:...
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - UESP Wiki - The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages
Skyrim Wiki and guide. Explore comprehensive information on quests, characters, gameplay, world lore, and modding. Get tips, hints, and walkthroughs on UESP's Elder Scrolls Skyrim Wiki.
en.uesp.net
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Great, now we just have to keep ourselves from self-annihilat8on long enough for this to become a viable propulsion method.
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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This is something I and my fellow hyper literate types have a really hard time grasping. It’s frustrating to think you’re being really clear in writing, but still get wildly misunderstood because you’ve overestimated people’s literacy level.

This is…a real problem online.
People don't understand what is meant by "literacy" and the "literacy crisis".

Literacy isn't just not being able to physically read. Many people know how to see words and say words, which is basic reading. Literacy is being able to infer the correct information from what you read.
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM