Allen Bored
@theboredshow.bsky.social
I like socialism and sportsball
My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
I don’t have an opinion on Avatar.
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I don’t have an opinion on Avatar.
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Worth adding here that SpaceX is almost entirely funded by government contracts and subsidies, and so this really amounts to embezzling taxpayer funds to cover up the losses from his stupid idiot boxes.
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Worth adding here that SpaceX is almost entirely funded by government contracts and subsidies, and so this really amounts to embezzling taxpayer funds to cover up the losses from his stupid idiot boxes.
Instead of a segment on 60 Minutes, Bari Weiss will hold a town hall called “CECOT: Is it really that bad?” with Kristi Noem and David Brooks debating.
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Instead of a segment on 60 Minutes, Bari Weiss will hold a town hall called “CECOT: Is it really that bad?” with Kristi Noem and David Brooks debating.
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My brain immediately is thinking either something racist or all the money he put on his parlay
The front row giving the stink eye to Blue Wig. Seems telling.
December 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My brain immediately is thinking either something racist or all the money he put on his parlay
lol someone forgot the script
Asked by Erika Kirk what her advice to young men is, Nicki Minaj says, “don’t be like [Gavin] Newscum.”
Nicki then refers to Trump as “our handsome, dashing president.”
She then referred to JD Vance as “an assassin,” and remembered whom she was on stage with.
Erika Kirk then assures her it’s fine
Nicki then refers to Trump as “our handsome, dashing president.”
She then referred to JD Vance as “an assassin,” and remembered whom she was on stage with.
Erika Kirk then assures her it’s fine
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
lol someone forgot the script
When you stand under a mistletoe this holiday season, instead of kissing someone you just start laughing hysterically thinking about nazi breaking his neck.
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
When you stand under a mistletoe this holiday season, instead of kissing someone you just start laughing hysterically thinking about nazi breaking his neck.
Had to re-read the Miami/A&M score three times before I believed it. Are they playing in a monsoon? Has the forward pass been outlawed?
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Had to re-read the Miami/A&M score three times before I believed it. Are they playing in a monsoon? Has the forward pass been outlawed?
lmao ok I changed my mind I actually love this.
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
lmao ok I changed my mind I actually love this.
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There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The president's name was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
Trump Ignores Law and Sticks His Name on Kennedy Center
The name of the president was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
trib.al
December 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The Rams have never won a football game since one of their players hung out with an illiterate streamer to do antisemitism.
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The Rams have never won a football game since one of their players hung out with an illiterate streamer to do antisemitism.
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I really think it's important for these millionaire athletes, none of whom are children, to feel great shame for being interested in Adin Ross to begin with. Mookie Betts, you are 33 years old. You have a wife and children. You should not know who Adin Ross is.
Yo what the hell is going on with LA athletes right now
December 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I really think it's important for these millionaire athletes, none of whom are children, to feel great shame for being interested in Adin Ross to begin with. Mookie Betts, you are 33 years old. You have a wife and children. You should not know who Adin Ross is.
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"I only went to the pedophile's party by accident" isn't exactly the best defense of our ruling class and their morality.
NYT statement to me: "David Brooks regularly attends events to speak with noted and important business leaders to inform his columns, which is exactly what happened at this 2011 event. Mr. Brooks had no contact with him before or after this single attendance at a widely-attended dinner."
December 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"I only went to the pedophile's party by accident" isn't exactly the best defense of our ruling class and their morality.
A 10-part documentary on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers is something a sports sicko like me would have been interested in if I didn't know it was commissioned by one of their billionaire owners.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
A 10-part documentary on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers is something a sports sicko like me would have been interested in if I didn't know it was commissioned by one of their billionaire owners.
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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another reminder that @governor.ca.gov is a monster that hates californians and children
Alabama rep cites Gavin Newson's vote to out trans kids to parents as precedent that the federal government should follow
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
another reminder that @governor.ca.gov is a monster that hates californians and children
Anyone following Andrew Tate I just assume is a rapist or doing some other terrible shit in their life.
this dumbass man knows what he’s doing. hes 24, hes known/worked w/ a range of people, and he lives in LA. he isn’t ignorant. this stuff doesn’t affect him, so he just doesn’t care
reminds me of being in a relationship w a guy who hid his true colors for literal years until he figured I was trapped
reminds me of being in a relationship w a guy who hid his true colors for literal years until he figured I was trapped
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Anyone following Andrew Tate I just assume is a rapist or doing some other terrible shit in their life.
I’d suggest they go back to 12 teams, it’s crazy enough to work.
NEW: The ACC says 12 teams will play nine ACC games next year, and 5 teams will play eight ACC games, due to contractual obligations and scheduling balance.
Here are the 2026 ACC opponents for everyone:
Here are the 2026 ACC opponents for everyone:
December 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’d suggest they go back to 12 teams, it’s crazy enough to work.
A tale as old as time.
December 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A tale as old as time.
Bullying works.
"I think that’s one of the things that broke him was being hated by so many people."
Parents of notorious Border Patrol agent blame public backlash for his overdose death
It’s the first time they’ve spoken out since their son’s controversial arrest of a U.S. citizen and his drunken confrontation with police drew intense scrutiny.
lbpost.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Bullying works.
Cleveland Browns announce they think it’s their year.
Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.
December 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Cleveland Browns announce they think it’s their year.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
We have found the leader of the Turtle Island Liberation Front.
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We have found the leader of the Turtle Island Liberation Front.
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