Aaron
@tennbengal.bsky.social
Bengals fan, Reds fan, grizzlies fan, attorney and what not , northern Maryland in the now. Tournament poker steadily moving beyond hobby.
The replies to this post will start your Friday just perfectly
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
The replies to this post will start your Friday just perfectly
Kyle Pitts' career doing the "Hell's Bells" intro for 4.75 years before the song finally kicks in
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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The Reds sales pitch to free agents is “Come play for a non-profit company that’s worth over a billion dollars”
Shocking it doesn’t work out.
Shocking it doesn’t work out.
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Reds sales pitch to free agents is “Come play for a non-profit company that’s worth over a billion dollars”
Shocking it doesn’t work out.
Shocking it doesn’t work out.
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Cedric Coward: Everyone calm down so that we may effectively attack our opponent and emerge victorious.
Cam Spencer: What if we eat them.
Cam Spencer: What if we eat them.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Cedric Coward: Everyone calm down so that we may effectively attack our opponent and emerge victorious.
Cam Spencer: What if we eat them.
Cam Spencer: What if we eat them.
The Eli Lilly Alzheimer’s commercial was quite a choice for the thanksgiving parade. Jeebus.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Eli Lilly Alzheimer’s commercial was quite a choice for the thanksgiving parade. Jeebus.
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watching Shaggy perform "wasn't me" on a golden turkey float during the thanksgiving parade and is this what a concussion feels like
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
watching Shaggy perform "wasn't me" on a golden turkey float during the thanksgiving parade and is this what a concussion feels like
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If you're letting a player with a torn quad play 162 games (seemingly two months with the tear), then that player better have your family hostage or something. And even then, I'd recommend evaluating *which* tier of family members are being held.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If you're letting a player with a torn quad play 162 games (seemingly two months with the tear), then that player better have your family hostage or something. And even then, I'd recommend evaluating *which* tier of family members are being held.
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Always impressed when Scandinavians calmly commit an international murder on live TV
Swedish Deputy PM: Sweden needs to pick its friends wisely, and we are choosing Canada… So when we come to America, we come to Canada now.
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Always impressed when Scandinavians calmly commit an international murder on live TV
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Dr. Strangelove, or how I learned to stop worrying and love being comrades in arms with @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social. (Though I don’t get invited to these meetings or conferences.) www.thebulwark.com/p/trumps-eps...
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Dr. Strangelove, or how I learned to stop worrying and love being comrades in arms with @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social. (Though I don’t get invited to these meetings or conferences.) www.thebulwark.com/p/trumps-eps...
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Fuck the Democrats now and forever. They got an absolute mandate from the people and the pulled this absolute bullshit, fuck them
JUST IN: A bipartisan Senate deal has been reached to fund the government through January 30 and to set a vote on an Affordable Care Act bill in December, according to a source familiar with the matter. https://cnn.it/47zobyt
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Fuck the Democrats now and forever. They got an absolute mandate from the people and the pulled this absolute bullshit, fuck them
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They are sparking far more conversations about how JD Vance is a bigoted bitch who is more concerned with his image among white christian nationalists than he is respectful of the faith of the woman he married. bsky.app/profile/apne...
Vice President JD Vance's recent comments about hoping his Hindu wife converts to Christianity have sparked discussions about interfaith marriages.
JD Vance hopes his Hindu wife converts to Christianity, sparking debate on interfaith marriage
Vice President JD Vance’s recent comments about hoping his Hindu wife converts to Christianity have sparked discussions about interfaith marriages.
bit.ly
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
They are sparking far more conversations about how JD Vance is a bigoted bitch who is more concerned with his image among white christian nationalists than he is respectful of the faith of the woman he married. bsky.app/profile/apne...
Hoo buddy. Yep.
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hoo buddy. Yep.
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This was a PSA for protestors, but I think it applies here as well. youtu.be/nWEpW6KOZDs
NLG Know Your Rights reminder: Shut the f*** up!
YouTube video by National Lawyers Guild, Detroit & MI
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This was a PSA for protestors, but I think it applies here as well. youtu.be/nWEpW6KOZDs
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heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
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whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks
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As the father of a Gen-Z woman, I could've told you years ago that you want absolutely no part of them when they're angry and motivated. If you cross them or stand in their way they will wreck your shit and light their preroll on your smoldering corpse.
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WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
As the father of a Gen-Z woman, I could've told you years ago that you want absolutely no part of them when they're angry and motivated. If you cross them or stand in their way they will wreck your shit and light their preroll on your smoldering corpse.
bsky.app/profile/sant...
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Waking up and somehow able to breathe with a little bit of hope for the first time in a year politically is a nice start to the day. Thanks to the voters in NY, VA, PA and elsewhere for this gift. Vanguard shit.
November 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Waking up and somehow able to breathe with a little bit of hope for the first time in a year politically is a nice start to the day. Thanks to the voters in NY, VA, PA and elsewhere for this gift. Vanguard shit.
Kinda tearing up here - what a start to the day
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Kinda tearing up here - what a start to the day
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
Oh my - adding this to my workday -
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Oh my - adding this to my workday -
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well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy
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Centrists who react to Nazis gaining ground with "we should try to reach out to them more" and react to socialists gaining ground with incandescent rage and tutting about populism are letting you know that their "centre" exists somewhere off beside Augusto Pinochet
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Centrists who react to Nazis gaining ground with "we should try to reach out to them more" and react to socialists gaining ground with incandescent rage and tutting about populism are letting you know that their "centre" exists somewhere off beside Augusto Pinochet
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now