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Pluribus is so damn good.
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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behold, the platonic ideal of social media
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.

I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I can’t believe that some are trying to sell the idea that the Reds were going to sign Schwarber but not have a significant expansion of payroll. Just let logic slap you a bit and ask…

What was the plan under this “reality”? To make the team worse?
December 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is both a peak and a valley.
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The memo was sent out to retcon the narrative.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Imagine having an owner who can text
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Brian Kelly is just sitting there waiting to murder some Michigan students.
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The fall guy who didn’t fall has been fallen.
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The one I never met. Sure.

The one still alive… she is proof god is not real and I wouldn’t change not talking to her for the past 20 years.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You might be the dumbest ran professional sports team if you are only willing to legitimately spend in free agency because you think that the driving force for better ticket sales is the player being from the area.
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Is it possible that any other member of a MLB front office is worse at public speaking than Nick Krall? This is how he handles the most obviously questions and the lightest of pushbacks.
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This didn’t even make it a day before Krall said the most insulting thing to date.
I cant think of a single year he hasn’t said something that isn’t insulting to the fans intelligence.
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The Reds after failing to get Schwarber and then taking their money and going home.

youtu.be/FOb01UJ4DtI
Major League - Isuro Kamikaze Tanaka
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December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Of all the stupid and insulting things the Reds have ever said this takes the cake.

In no way is this a franchise worth your time.
The Reds owners think so little of their fans
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Reds owners think so little of their fans
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The Reds have made the decision to not compete.
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I mean just compare the mindsets.
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When you play checkers at a chess match.
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The Reds sales pitch to free agents is “Come play for a non-profit company that’s worth over a billion dollars”

Shocking it doesn’t work out.
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
#Reds update
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM