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Trademarked content on the Cincinnati Reds. Sarcasm & nerd stuff provided for free. Pimp those dingers & flip those bats.

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November 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.

by Ezra Klein
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
By December, the Reds are going to be saying they can only spend $10M this offseason.
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Korben Dallas, 2263
I’m going to die in this cab
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
LOL. Dems going to get rolled into “they were unwilling to compromise” and blamed for ACA hikes
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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the bob nightengales of november
According to Bob Nightengale, the Mets lost $350 million last year, but they will still acquire one or two front-line starters this offseason.

And, echoing what Pat Ragazzo wrote Saturday, Pete Alonso is a goner unless he signs a "deal they can't turn down."

www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Obviously no one wants to work anymore
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I mean if the GOP talking point is that insurance companies exist and make a profit then yeah let’s play that out.
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ohh I do. I do.
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s interesting how quickly the Dems seemed to cave once air traffic had to be reduced. The affect on air travel surely annoyed the donor class a lot.

For those rich donors, the idea of healthcare costs is never concern.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I decided to check out President Trump’s Truth Social page. Amazing how his online ramblings basically get zero real coverage or analysis. Just flooded the zone so much that it doesn’t matter anymore.
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As always, I wish nothing but stepping on Lego bricks to anyone associated with FC Cincinnati.

Congrats.
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hell is real
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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HIS NAME IS JACEN RUSSELL ROWE AND YOU BETTER NOT FORGET IT
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
More or less right on track for this one.
lol. Yeah like they are going to do anything. They will ignore every court order until SCOTUS says “the founders intended for the President to starve the citizens”
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Give these guys a follow and bully them into making this their permanent home. Twitter sucks.
So…were suspended from Twitter. Not sure what we did but we are working to come back.

Who knows, we just might take up permanent residence here!
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is the most midwestern compliment in sports history.
Wisconsin coach Luke Fickell to return in 2026, AD says

Translated: "This coaching market already has too many teams who will be overpaying, so let's just use this money elsewhere for now."
www.espn.com/college-foot...
Wisconsin's Fickell to return in 2026, AD says
Wisconsin head coach Luke Fickell will return to coach the Badgers in 2026, athletic director Chris McIntosh told ESPN on Thursday.
www.espn.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM