val (festive arc)
@teensith.bsky.social
bisexual woman. annoying and loves to complain
check out my elden ring writing @ teensith.wordpress.com
im selling out btw http://ko-fi.com/teensith
cis, she/her
check out my elden ring writing @ teensith.wordpress.com
im selling out btw http://ko-fi.com/teensith
cis, she/her
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val (festive arc)
@teensith.bsky.social
· May 24
Shield of the Guilty
Preface Huge thanks to LastProtagonist, my good friend Syd, and Lokey for answering my Japanese language related questions and being willing to discuss it in-depth with me. This essay would n…
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finally got around to revising my shield of the guilty writeup #eldenring teensith.wordpress.com/2024/06/19/s...
like once a week I remember itachi calling Sasuke "dr snakes"
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
like once a week I remember itachi calling Sasuke "dr snakes"
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Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
it's crazy funny that we have some abbreviations on our schedule that read "crime" and "slop"
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
it's crazy funny that we have some abbreviations on our schedule that read "crime" and "slop"
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checked the last repost and yes it appears to be legit. all humans is the same
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
checked the last repost and yes it appears to be legit. all humans is the same
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I decided to remaster this one and I made it just in time!
December 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I decided to remaster this one and I made it just in time!
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
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BREAKING: We are suing Trump & his cronies to restore the Kennedy Center’s lawful name
We @democracydefendersaction.org are proud to represent Kennedy Center Trustee @repbeatty.bsky.social w/ our friends at Washington Litigation Group
Congress named the Kennedy Center & only they can change it
We @democracydefendersaction.org are proud to represent Kennedy Center Trustee @repbeatty.bsky.social w/ our friends at Washington Litigation Group
Congress named the Kennedy Center & only they can change it
Press Release | Democracy Defenders Action
Congresswoman Joyce Beatty today sued President Trump and others to stop the unlawful renaming of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. The lawsuit was brought on behalf of the Congressw...
www.democracydefendersaction.org
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
BREAKING: We are suing Trump & his cronies to restore the Kennedy Center’s lawful name
We @democracydefendersaction.org are proud to represent Kennedy Center Trustee @repbeatty.bsky.social w/ our friends at Washington Litigation Group
Congress named the Kennedy Center & only they can change it
We @democracydefendersaction.org are proud to represent Kennedy Center Trustee @repbeatty.bsky.social w/ our friends at Washington Litigation Group
Congress named the Kennedy Center & only they can change it
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Stuck behind a couple of health nuts in line at the grocery store. Pay attention to your low fat Greek yogurt and avocados. These hot dogs? This hamburger helper? This is my business. This cat food? Eyes front or I’m eating in front of you with Doritos.
December 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Stuck behind a couple of health nuts in line at the grocery store. Pay attention to your low fat Greek yogurt and avocados. These hot dogs? This hamburger helper? This is my business. This cat food? Eyes front or I’m eating in front of you with Doritos.
shino literally blows another kids arms off (after warning him and telling him using his special ability would backfire i guess) and Hinata’s like "yay he won :)"lmfaoooo
like gaara just murks 3 guys and kiba is the only one who has the appropriate reaction to watching a 13 year old murk 3 guys
December 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
shino literally blows another kids arms off (after warning him and telling him using his special ability would backfire i guess) and Hinata’s like "yay he won :)"lmfaoooo
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I can't wait to recreate the meme in reverse. every naval engagement from 2043 onwards gonna be like The USS Sword Of The God-Emperor vs. fifteen identical copies of the PLAN '我们昨天建造了它' supplied by a ship that does nothing but make hot pot for the other ships
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I can't wait to recreate the meme in reverse. every naval engagement from 2043 onwards gonna be like The USS Sword Of The God-Emperor vs. fifteen identical copies of the PLAN '我们昨天建造了它' supplied by a ship that does nothing but make hot pot for the other ships
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What if I came back just to post goatse
December 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
What if I came back just to post goatse
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
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something I learned this year is you should invite people to things even if you know they can’t come. instead of it making them feel bad it actually makes them feel good
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
something I learned this year is you should invite people to things even if you know they can’t come. instead of it making them feel bad it actually makes them feel good
"if you need help coming up with ideas you shouldn't be an artist" is so out of pocket as response to ppl saying they use ai to play around with ideas. prompts like inktober or random word generator websites have been around for ages. how is that meaningfully a different thing lol
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"if you need help coming up with ideas you shouldn't be an artist" is so out of pocket as response to ppl saying they use ai to play around with ideas. prompts like inktober or random word generator websites have been around for ages. how is that meaningfully a different thing lol
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implied goaste
it is my extreme displeasure to announce that goatse is officially forbidden on babysky.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
implied goaste
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🔥🐍 Messmer the Impaler 🐍🔥
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
🔥🐍 Messmer the Impaler 🐍🔥
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wtf I thought i was just bad at art bc I didn't draw as much as I used to but it was just carpal tunnel syndrome cucking me all along
December 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
wtf I thought i was just bad at art bc I didn't draw as much as I used to but it was just carpal tunnel syndrome cucking me all along
decided to reread Naruto. honestly I'm skipping some exposition here and there bc I am so familiar with part 1 but it's actually quite a bit darker than I was remembering
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
decided to reread Naruto. honestly I'm skipping some exposition here and there bc I am so familiar with part 1 but it's actually quite a bit darker than I was remembering
it's winter so u know what that means (slathering my entire body in arcane oil and Vaseline instead of normal lotion)
December 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
it's winter so u know what that means (slathering my entire body in arcane oil and Vaseline instead of normal lotion)
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idk who needs to hear this but women you don't like on a microblogging website are not actually the reason for the downfall of democracy
December 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
idk who needs to hear this but women you don't like on a microblogging website are not actually the reason for the downfall of democracy
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U forgot to alt text your protest signs. I'm inputting the kill code directly into ur brain
October 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
U forgot to alt text your protest signs. I'm inputting the kill code directly into ur brain