THECapedCaper
@tccschreiner.bsky.social
Dad, gamer, movie lover. I have opinions.
Ska defines who I am as a person and I will not turn my back on ska.
Level 39. Cishet, he/him. Doing my best here.
Ska defines who I am as a person and I will not turn my back on ska.
Level 39. Cishet, he/him. Doing my best here.
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THECapedCaper
@tccschreiner.bsky.social
· Jul 28
video games
dental plan
Lisa needs braces
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
dental plan
• Crescent rolls look like they were premade at Kroger
• Turkey so dry my phone wanted to be dunked in water
• Plain macaroni in a tray
• Over-stirred mashed potatoes
• Green beans carrots look both mushy and undercooked
• Stuffing made on a stove top and left out for 8 hours
• Turkey so dry my phone wanted to be dunked in water
• Plain macaroni in a tray
• Over-stirred mashed potatoes
• Green beans carrots look both mushy and undercooked
• Stuffing made on a stove top and left out for 8 hours
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
• Crescent rolls look like they were premade at Kroger
• Turkey so dry my phone wanted to be dunked in water
• Plain macaroni in a tray
• Over-stirred mashed potatoes
• Green beans carrots look both mushy and undercooked
• Stuffing made on a stove top and left out for 8 hours
• Turkey so dry my phone wanted to be dunked in water
• Plain macaroni in a tray
• Over-stirred mashed potatoes
• Green beans carrots look both mushy and undercooked
• Stuffing made on a stove top and left out for 8 hours
Not all heroes wear capes
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Not all heroes wear capes
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Santa Claus is actually saying "Hydroxide, hydroxide, hydroxide!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Santa Claus is actually saying "Hydroxide, hydroxide, hydroxide!"
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
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A lot of people don't know this, but in Cincinnati they stuff the Thanksgiving turkey with chili
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A lot of people don't know this, but in Cincinnati they stuff the Thanksgiving turkey with chili
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every beep is an existential crisis
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
every beep is an existential crisis
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Guy who insists McDonald's counts as Irish food
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Guy who insists McDonald's counts as Irish food
Game #20 Completed in 2025: Dispatch
I'm so glad to see the Telltale folks go back to their roots. Excellent visual novel. VA and visuals are superb. Choices felt very meaningful. Sometimes the actual dispatching can be unfair but it's still very fun. Hilarious writing with tons of feeling.
9/10
I'm so glad to see the Telltale folks go back to their roots. Excellent visual novel. VA and visuals are superb. Choices felt very meaningful. Sometimes the actual dispatching can be unfair but it's still very fun. Hilarious writing with tons of feeling.
9/10
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Game #20 Completed in 2025: Dispatch
I'm so glad to see the Telltale folks go back to their roots. Excellent visual novel. VA and visuals are superb. Choices felt very meaningful. Sometimes the actual dispatching can be unfair but it's still very fun. Hilarious writing with tons of feeling.
9/10
I'm so glad to see the Telltale folks go back to their roots. Excellent visual novel. VA and visuals are superb. Choices felt very meaningful. Sometimes the actual dispatching can be unfair but it's still very fun. Hilarious writing with tons of feeling.
9/10
First two seasons in a nutshell
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
First two seasons in a nutshell
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A Round1 ten minutes from my house would fix me.
July 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
A Round1 ten minutes from my house would fix me.
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If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
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I want boring government that works! I want policies that ensure everyone has the same chances I had, allowing you to succeed or fail on your own merits, and if you fail, you’re not abandoned on the streets, but you get to brush yourself off and try again!
I want the American dream for everyone.
I want the American dream for everyone.
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I want boring government that works! I want policies that ensure everyone has the same chances I had, allowing you to succeed or fail on your own merits, and if you fail, you’re not abandoned on the streets, but you get to brush yourself off and try again!
I want the American dream for everyone.
I want the American dream for everyone.
I'm on a call right now and these people have so far had a 12-minute ice breaker asking what everyone's favorite sandwich is. Someone actually said peanut butter, banana, and mayonnaise and boy that has eclipsed most of the cursed food I have posted here.
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm on a call right now and these people have so far had a 12-minute ice breaker asking what everyone's favorite sandwich is. Someone actually said peanut butter, banana, and mayonnaise and boy that has eclipsed most of the cursed food I have posted here.
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I still can't believe how bad the democrats caved. Not only did they get literally nothing, after putting federal workers, & the country in general, through 40+ days of shutdown, they also voted to get rid of THC drinks.
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I still can't believe how bad the democrats caved. Not only did they get literally nothing, after putting federal workers, & the country in general, through 40+ days of shutdown, they also voted to get rid of THC drinks.
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Lore time.
My parents met in college. My mom was his Spanish professor. When I unearthed his college transcripts (after he scolded me for a 3.0 GPA), I discovered the only A’s he got in college were in Phys Ed courses and my mom’s class.
Anyway he walked into a good job straight of college in ‘81.
My parents met in college. My mom was his Spanish professor. When I unearthed his college transcripts (after he scolded me for a 3.0 GPA), I discovered the only A’s he got in college were in Phys Ed courses and my mom’s class.
Anyway he walked into a good job straight of college in ‘81.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Lore time.
My parents met in college. My mom was his Spanish professor. When I unearthed his college transcripts (after he scolded me for a 3.0 GPA), I discovered the only A’s he got in college were in Phys Ed courses and my mom’s class.
Anyway he walked into a good job straight of college in ‘81.
My parents met in college. My mom was his Spanish professor. When I unearthed his college transcripts (after he scolded me for a 3.0 GPA), I discovered the only A’s he got in college were in Phys Ed courses and my mom’s class.
Anyway he walked into a good job straight of college in ‘81.
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"A promise of a vote on healthcare"
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"A promise of a vote on healthcare"
Roofman Review:
Quite a charming movie. I think Channing Tatum crushed it. Not sure if it's going to get that Oscar buzz like some have been saying but it is absolutely worth your time. Funny, heart-warming, with a few good thrills.
8/10
Quite a charming movie. I think Channing Tatum crushed it. Not sure if it's going to get that Oscar buzz like some have been saying but it is absolutely worth your time. Funny, heart-warming, with a few good thrills.
8/10
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Roofman Review:
Quite a charming movie. I think Channing Tatum crushed it. Not sure if it's going to get that Oscar buzz like some have been saying but it is absolutely worth your time. Funny, heart-warming, with a few good thrills.
8/10
Quite a charming movie. I think Channing Tatum crushed it. Not sure if it's going to get that Oscar buzz like some have been saying but it is absolutely worth your time. Funny, heart-warming, with a few good thrills.
8/10
Game #19 Completed in 2025: Final Fantasy 16
A gilded mess. Looks and sounds wonderful, plays like a very stripped hack n slash, dull combat. Very little customization, deep as a puddle. Story bits and pacing all over the place, overall uninteresting. All spectacle and no substance.
7/10
A gilded mess. Looks and sounds wonderful, plays like a very stripped hack n slash, dull combat. Very little customization, deep as a puddle. Story bits and pacing all over the place, overall uninteresting. All spectacle and no substance.
7/10
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Game #19 Completed in 2025: Final Fantasy 16
A gilded mess. Looks and sounds wonderful, plays like a very stripped hack n slash, dull combat. Very little customization, deep as a puddle. Story bits and pacing all over the place, overall uninteresting. All spectacle and no substance.
7/10
A gilded mess. Looks and sounds wonderful, plays like a very stripped hack n slash, dull combat. Very little customization, deep as a puddle. Story bits and pacing all over the place, overall uninteresting. All spectacle and no substance.
7/10
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