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a.k.a. Matt. Physicist, conformal bootstrapper, and #1 Leonid Kantorovich respecter. Idaho → Colorado → Connecticut → Italy. he/him. Unionize the radiation lab!
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peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
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IM VERY DRUNK Right Now and MY GF IS CUTE AND I LOVE HER
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*vibrating with anxiety*

Baseball!
I am watching a baseball game while my gf, who does not follow sports, is doing color commentary on the players' hair and accessories. this is the most Gender our relationship has ever been
the woke mob won't let you say this, but it's true
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I am still not drunk enough for this game, and we're running out of cider
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Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.
(we're still 5 minutes behind over here. Hopefully this post will not jinx anything)
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Many dodger haters on here, because, I assume, you abhor truth and beauty
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I continue to find it fascinating how people continue to ascribe a political coherence on the West Wing that the show absolutely does not have!