Figgy Dynamite
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Figgy Dynamite
@sweavart.bsky.social
· Sep 30
It’s Always Funny in Silly-delphia
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Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry
Officials prepare immigration operation in Minnesota that would focus on Somali immigrants, source tells AP, as Trump says he doesn't want Somalis in U.S.
Federal authorities plan operation in Minnesota focusing on Somali immigrants, AP source says
Federal authorities are preparing an immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota, focusing on Somali immigrants living unlawfully in the U.S.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry
What kind of office was hegseth sitting in when he ordered them to kill the survivors? Was it not air conditioned?
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What kind of office was hegseth sitting in when he ordered them to kill the survivors? Was it not air conditioned?
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This is what you get when billionaires own the media. Support grassroots, independent media like Truthout if you can. truthout.org/donate/
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is what you get when billionaires own the media. Support grassroots, independent media like Truthout if you can. truthout.org/donate/
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
The Codemeister. The Codeman. Code Stone Creamery. The Codysaurus. Codyceratops.
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The Codemeister. The Codeman. Code Stone Creamery. The Codysaurus. Codyceratops.
I know chemtrails aren’t real because if they were this administration would be telling us how actually they’re good and you should like them
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I know chemtrails aren’t real because if they were this administration would be telling us how actually they’re good and you should like them
In the end, Trump is a land of contrasts
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In the end, Trump is a land of contrasts
Post your favorite “Transformers” character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Post your favorite “Transformers” character. Wrong answers only.
It’s hilarious in a very scary way that the White House is issuing an official “people who were mean to the President” list
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s hilarious in a very scary way that the White House is issuing an official “people who were mean to the President” list
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Last time we got snow I wasn’t prepared. Today I was. I’m full on bathtubbing with my toys outside.
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Last time we got snow I wasn’t prepared. Today I was. I’m full on bathtubbing with my toys outside.
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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Free Turkey via Wall.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Free Turkey via Wall.
After Thanksgiving is over I can finally bust out the Vince Guaraldi. Nothing gets me in the Chrimbus spirit like a dude going absolutely nuts on the keys
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
After Thanksgiving is over I can finally bust out the Vince Guaraldi. Nothing gets me in the Chrimbus spirit like a dude going absolutely nuts on the keys
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“Blah,” said a voice from inside the house.
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“Blah,” said a voice from inside the house.
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
Brb bout to go full Ebenezer
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Brb bout to go full Ebenezer
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I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa azmirror.com/briefs/ice-a...
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa | Arizona Mirror
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents collided with a car driven by a person they were attempting to apprehend in a Mesa neighborhood.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
Shoulda called Zootopia 2 either Zoo2pia or 2ootopia
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Shoulda called Zootopia 2 either Zoo2pia or 2ootopia
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Extremely calm president again bragging about "acing" a test meant to check if his brain is still on
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Extremely calm president again bragging about "acing" a test meant to check if his brain is still on