Funky Dynamite
@sweavart.bsky.social
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sweavart.bsky.social
It’s Always Funny in Silly-delphia
sweavart.bsky.social
What is the administration going to do if an airport refuses to show their authoritarian propaganda? Shut it down? Shut down an airport? No airports should air this shit
ianbassin.bsky.social
Seeing multiple news orgs join together to reject the Pentagon's gag rules and now multiple airports refuse to air partisan govt propaganda.

There've been weeks when the wind is at authoritarians' backs. Let's hope these suggest a different wind direction this week. www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
O'Hare and Midway airports won't show Kristi Noem video criticizing Democrats for government shutdown
O'Hare and Midway airports in Chicago have decided not to show travelers a video of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem criticizing Democrats for the ongoing federal government shutdown.
www.cbsnews.com
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internethippo.bsky.social
Stock market whipsawing back and forth like a roller coaster every time a deranged old man posts a tweet. Our wise business titans were right to elect this guy
sweavart.bsky.social
Pikachu shocked face Phillip j fry shocked shocked not that shocked gif etc etc

We all know this is what goes on, the problem is the Republican Party is still allowed to operate with plausible deniability and taken in good faith by news media
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
sweavart.bsky.social
You’re raising him right
sweavart.bsky.social
I don’t know ANYONE who wants this. Except like said, maybe 12 year olds.
sweavart.bsky.social
I gave my AI movie that’s just avengers Endgame but all the heroes are me and all the bad guys are my ex-wife 5 stars on Letterboxd
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sweavart.bsky.social
Literally the impetus for Elon Musk buying Twitter and the ridiculous hype for the “Twitter Files” was all about the supposed censoring from the Biden campaign
klonick.bsky.social
"The DOJ will continue engaging tech companies to *eliminate platforms* . . ."

This is your daily reminder Bondi specifically, and MAGA generally, spent the last 4 years accusing the Biden admin of jawboning tech companies to take down content in violation of the 1A.
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klonick.bsky.social
"The DOJ will continue engaging tech companies to *eliminate platforms* . . ."

This is your daily reminder Bondi specifically, and MAGA generally, spent the last 4 years accusing the Biden admin of jawboning tech companies to take down content in violation of the 1A.
sweavart.bsky.social
So you love Rage Against the Machine but hate that they got all “political”? Just make an AI RATM
song that talks about how dope Reaganomics is and also says Happy Birthday Caleb
sweavart.bsky.social
One of the clearest bits of evidence for the “Everyone is 12” theory is all this shit about AI making personalized movies the way YOU want, hell you can even put yourself in the movie! As if watching movies is no different from smashing action figures together.
sweavart.bsky.social
WaPo out here trying to prove that democracy indeed dies in darkness by turning off its own lights
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lebassett.bsky.social
I don’t think you can “abuse” your right to protest
djbyrnes1.bsky.social
Broadview Mayor Katrina Thompson's full statement, in which she says she will sign an EO permitting protest "only at the safety zone located at the ICE facility on Beach Street," is up on the village's website.

"There are too many protesters abusing their right to protest," Thompson says.
Image text:

Broadview Shrinks Protest Safety Zones

The following statement can be attributed to Village of Broadview Mayor Katrina Thompson:

“The protests at the ICE facility on Saturday night degenerated into chaos. There were 15 arrests, and 10 of those were around the age of my own daughter. As a mother and a mayor, I am mad. Broadview didn’t choose to have the ICE facility in our community. But it’s here. And so are Broadview residents. There are too many protesters abusing their right to protest. Too many are raising their fists rather than their voices, creating chaos at the expense of the people who call Broadview home. Broadview residents lack the protestors’ privilege to return to calm, quiet neighborhoods for undisturbed rest.

Therefore, I have issued a new executive order, in consultation with the Illinois State Police and Cook County Sheriff, that permits protests only at the safety zone located at the ICE facility on Beach Street. 

There will no longer be a designated protest safety zone at 2000 South 25th Avenue between Lexington and Fillmore. 

Additionally, it has been only God’s grace alone that a protester has not been struck and killed by a motorist on 25th Avenue given how frequently protesters dash onto this busy, four-lane street. This new 
measure will provide for both the serenity of residents and safety of protestors.

As I have repeatedly said, I respect, support, and defend the protesters’ free and – peaceful – speech against the outrageous injustices and deplorable unprovoked chemical arms attacks by ICE agents against American citizens, journalists, and ministers that put Broadview police and firefighters in harms’ way.

Nevertheless, my first priority is to defend public safety and the residents who live here and people who work here. They deserve stability, safety, and respect, a quality of life that is currently being denied to them. They deserve the love and kindness that they expect by being Broadview residents.”
sweavart.bsky.social
Ok so if this guy throws me in the back of a truck and Im locked in a black site for 2 weeks how do I find out who this mystery man is? Is ICE keeping proper records of every masked employee who threatens civilians? You have a lot of faith in a system that seems designed to protect these aggressors
sweavart.bsky.social
Why do you think they wear masks?
sweavart.bsky.social
It’s that time of year again
Indigenous woman giving a middle finger with caption “Fuck Christopher Columbus”
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
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tomjoscelyn.bsky.social
“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason.
Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.
newsletter.ofthebrave.org
sweavart.bsky.social
Is Tom Homan typically paid for services by FBI agents investigating bribery
atrupar.com
STEPHANOPOULOS: Did Tom Homan give the $50,000 back?

VANCE: He did not take a bribe. It's a ridiculous smear

STEPHANOPOULOS: You didn't answer the question

VANCE: Did he accept $50,000? I'm sure that in the course of Homan's life, he's been paid more than $50k for services.

(So, no, he didn't)
sweavart.bsky.social
Go to hell wordle

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karnythia.bsky.social
The $5 footlong has become the $6 six inch. I don't even eat Subway and I still think it's time to knock all this shit over
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nyxthebat.vtubers.social
"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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