Figgy Dynamite
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Starring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus.
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The Codemeister. The Codeman. Code Stone Creamery. The Codysaurus. Codyceratops.
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The Codemeister. The Codeman. Code Stone Creamery. The Codysaurus. Codyceratops.
Post your favorite “Transformers” character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Post your favorite “Transformers” character. Wrong answers only.
Brb bout to go full Ebenezer
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Brb bout to go full Ebenezer
“Meow.” and “[bat squealing noises].”
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“Meow.” and “[bat squealing noises].”
Delved deep into the unknown regions of my garage like it was the mines of Moria and came out with this sexy monster
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Delved deep into the unknown regions of my garage like it was the mines of Moria and came out with this sexy monster
You’re just unironically saying this
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You’re just unironically saying this
Watching this incredible movie with the Lupin voice cast I grew up with was something I dreamed of and I can’t believe it actually happened. Tony Oliver as Lupin, Doug Erholtz as Zenigata, Richard Epcar as Jigen, Michelle Ruff as Fujiko, and Lex Lang as Goemon in a Miyazaki masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Watching this incredible movie with the Lupin voice cast I grew up with was something I dreamed of and I can’t believe it actually happened. Tony Oliver as Lupin, Doug Erholtz as Zenigata, Richard Epcar as Jigen, Michelle Ruff as Fujiko, and Lex Lang as Goemon in a Miyazaki masterpiece.
Every now and then Instagram will pull me to Threads, also known as the Social App Designed Solely for Ragebait. But lately all that ragebait has a distinctly right wing tinge, like this post that makes no sense:
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Every now and then Instagram will pull me to Threads, also known as the Social App Designed Solely for Ragebait. But lately all that ragebait has a distinctly right wing tinge, like this post that makes no sense:
Halloween ‘stumes
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Halloween ‘stumes
I pay $100 a month for Xfinity internet
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I pay $100 a month for Xfinity internet
President and VP of the bald topknot havers club
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
President and VP of the bald topknot havers club
Women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle
One of my biggest eBay scores ever - a Star Wars Celebration exclusive Bossk hoodie in my size for $15 plus shipping (I already had the mask).
October 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
One of my biggest eBay scores ever - a Star Wars Celebration exclusive Bossk hoodie in my size for $15 plus shipping (I already had the mask).
It’s that time of year again
October 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It’s that time of year again
Oh hell yes. Oh fuck yes.
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Oh hell yes. Oh fuck yes.
MF DOOM at Walmart. Now I’ve seen it all
October 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
MF DOOM at Walmart. Now I’ve seen it all
Got some spooky season listening music
October 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Got some spooky season listening music
This is peak Threads. The perfect blend of vagueposting and ragebait expertly crafted for maximum hate engagement. I don’t think anyone will ever do it this good.
October 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This is peak Threads. The perfect blend of vagueposting and ragebait expertly crafted for maximum hate engagement. I don’t think anyone will ever do it this good.
It feels like a lot of stuff going on these days is just this
October 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It feels like a lot of stuff going on these days is just this