Sue Burnett
@suzyburn.bsky.social
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Dog lover. Anxious and depressed. Arsehole.
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suzyburn.bsky.social
Hallelujah 🙌
stuhennigan.bsky.social
My unhinged opinion is one i have voiced before. Ahem.

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ON WITH READING THE BOOKS YOU WANT TO READ, HOWEVER YOU WANT TO DO THAT, AND IF YOU THINK IT'S YOUR PLACE TO TELL SOMEONE.ELSE HOW THEY "SHOULD" DO IT STFU AGAIN AND FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF PLEASE.
suzyburn.bsky.social
I BELIEVE IN ALF!
alfsplaining.bsky.social
An all new ALFsplaining is out now, and it's a mad one. After a croquet injury ALF finds himself running Cosmique Cosmetics. And that's just the start!

Listen in at open.spotify.com/episode/0jIu... or linktr.ee/ALFsplaining, or wherever you get your podcasts.
alfsplaining.bsky.social
Tomorrow on ALFsplaining:

📺 ALF gets bonked on the noggin!
📺 ALF runs Cosmique Cosmetics!
📺 Brian takes up golf!
📺 Kate and Willie play chess!

Can we explain any of this?

Find out tomorrow at open.spotify.com/show/5PqNWGR...
or
linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
suzyburn.bsky.social
Every man I’ve met from Twitter/bluesky (not like that you filthmonger) has genuinely wanted this.
suzyburn.bsky.social
Well, that was brilliant! The kid who plays Damien is properly creepy and it was great to see it on the big screen. I’m so glad we have We Watch Films here - Flash Gordon next month!
suzyburn.bsky.social
I’m so tired but I’ve got a ticket for the cinema tonight. I’ve never seen The Omen on the big screen, so it might have be a quick nap before I go.
suzyburn.bsky.social
Can you imagine the effect that day had on two hormonal 13 year olds with no adult supervision 😂😂😂
suzyburn.bsky.social
Finished @whenisbirths.bsky.social new book Into The Groove. It’s a fantastic read and meticulously researched as you would expect from Justin. It features my first gig too - Bros 2 In Summer. No, you shut up, it was awesome!
suzyburn.bsky.social
It was always going to be massive bastards that did it.
suzyburn.bsky.social
Someone at the party yesterday couldn’t remember Matt Bianco. Some sang songs and I mentioned that they’d been called wankers on a Saturday Superstore phone in. Burst out laughing when I read about it today in Into The Groove by @whenisbirths.bsky.social
suzyburn.bsky.social
Up to date on Looks Unfamiliar now. May have just bought the Blu-ray of Juggernaut because I haven’t seen it in a while and Richard Harris in knitwear will always have my heart! @adamsleslie.bsky.social thanks for the reminder!
suzyburn.bsky.social
Just listened to a lovely episode of Looks Unfamiliar with Ste Brotherstone. ‘Would’ve followed her around like a Bisto kid’ had me in stitches.
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davidjcourt.bsky.social
Join me and the missus on @noiseboxradio.com for two hours from 7pm tonight, as we briefly takeover The Weekend Wind Down. Two hours of chilled out tunes to get you in the right frame of mind for another week in this dystopian hellscape.
suzyburn.bsky.social
I need to stop falling asleep to YouTube wrestling videos because Jack the Jobber appeared in my dream tonight.
suzyburn.bsky.social
Had to explain why I wasn’t drinking tonight. Because there’s no babysitter for my parents, mate. Go on, just one, go on! People just don’t fucking get it.
suzyburn.bsky.social
WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH????
suzyburn.bsky.social
It was my best mate’s lad’s 18th today. He’s a good kid and I’m very proud of him. I did a socialise but you can find me with the pets at parties. Elsa is the prettiest!
A pretty tabby cat with a white chest. She is sitting on the stairs
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thatelizabeth.bsky.social
This guy REALLY knows who Nathan Gill is.
soozuk.bsky.social
Holy shit, no way, this is a guy who knows exactly who Nathan Gill is!
Farage tweet

The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men's toilets. God help us.