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AnarchoMagicalGirl - they/she

Shitposting, curating Take Action at Home threads, and existing out of spite.*

*mostly shitposting right now, for reasons
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I'm half orphan on my dad's side
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If using Bluesky hasn't pushed you to grow as a person and given you cherished weirdo friends then what are you even doing
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The Marten hive mind, all are Marten, yet none is Marten, all is one mind, that of Marten
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
made it on to a misogynist list lmao - do I get my poasters wings now?
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
wake up babe, new marten reaction just droped
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
gravy skin *send skeet*
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Just when you thought they had reached the mathematical limit of nights, Five Nights at Freddies did the unthinkable with the new Five Nights at Freddie’s Gets Fingered is back with even more Five Nights in Five nights at Freddie’s Fred Reckoning Are you Afred of the dark five Freddies Kicks Back
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
some years you're the cat, some years you're the mankid
now shifting into Jólakötturinn (child-eating Icelandic Yule cat ) season
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Me at the end of praying i sew correctly:
“Ahem”
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
at least today started good. I'm gonna try to sit and attempt to hold on to some sense of accomplishment while simultaneously being real sad and smoking a lot of weed
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the real bangers are the ones all your friends like
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I don't even care about it and I fucking hate Dallas but I still want KC to lose
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
earnest rant thread
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
still cooking and feeling overwhelmed? turn off your stove fan that you left running
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
everything that needs to bake is bakin' like me on my dad's birthday, birby resting, tatos boiling, cream infusing, just gotta get the gravy going....SO CLOSE...and though I am kinda sad I didn't do one, I'm really glad I don't have to fit "bake pie" into this equation
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just wanted to see santa in the parade....sigh...oh well
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
no first Thanksgiving after a canon life event in the grief category is complete without getting completely overstimulated and totally breaking down for ten minutes
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
NO MORE HIDING I'LL BE SHINING LIKE I'M BORN TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEE
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
fuck I hadn't walked out of the kitchen in so long I didn't realize how good it smells in here *drool*
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
okay...turkey is just vibin in the hot box with the probe thermometer, pretzel salad chillin' like a villain, rolls a risin', just gotta prep the stuffing to bake, do the mashed potatoes, gravy, and bake off the corn pudding and gbc mom put together (she did aspic too)....we can do this
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
this is the most millennial ass parade ever lmao
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
also stop rushing your butter in the microwave...I speak from experience, just trust me bro
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
like bombing comments because I have to multitask or we aren't gonna eat before 10pm, will give every beautiful one the bespoke response it deserves after I've gotten through The Rush™️

ILY!
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
wtf labubu float lmfao
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM