Feystive
@sushisiren.bsky.social
AnarchoMagicalGirl - they/she
Shitposting, curating Take Action at Home threads, and existing out of spite.*
*mostly shitposting right now, for reasons
Shitposting, curating Take Action at Home threads, and existing out of spite.*
*mostly shitposting right now, for reasons
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Feystive
@sushisiren.bsky.social
· Oct 18
WARNING: earnest/serious thread - brief pause on the shitposting arc
I tracked, and blocked all but 3, of the first 2000 accounts to follow the Department of War account that dropped yesterday - by hand, from my phone - here's some of what I learned:
I tracked, and blocked all but 3, of the first 2000 accounts to follow the Department of War account that dropped yesterday - by hand, from my phone - here's some of what I learned:
you know they made up the entire plot of the series Versailles sheerly by ever showing Louis in a bath
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
you know they made up the entire plot of the series Versailles sheerly by ever showing Louis in a bath
IIIIII'M THE MAAAN IN THE BOX
BUUUUURRRRRIIIEEDDDD IN YOUR SINS
IIIIIIII WILL COME AND SAVE YOU, SAVE YOU
BUUUUURRRRRIIIEEDDDD IN YOUR SINS
IIIIIIII WILL COME AND SAVE YOU, SAVE YOU
Generals gathered in their massesss
Just like witches at black massesss
Evil minds that plot destructiooooon
Sorcerer of death′s constructioooon
In the fields, the bodies burniiiing
As the war machine keeps turniiing
Death and hatred to mankiiiiind
Poisoning their brainwashed miyinds
WHOA LORD YEAH
Just like witches at black massesss
Evil minds that plot destructiooooon
Sorcerer of death′s constructioooon
In the fields, the bodies burniiiing
As the war machine keeps turniiing
Death and hatred to mankiiiiind
Poisoning their brainwashed miyinds
WHOA LORD YEAH
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
IIIIII'M THE MAAAN IN THE BOX
BUUUUURRRRRIIIEEDDDD IN YOUR SINS
IIIIIIII WILL COME AND SAVE YOU, SAVE YOU
BUUUUURRRRRIIIEEDDDD IN YOUR SINS
IIIIIIII WILL COME AND SAVE YOU, SAVE YOU
My dad is in a box on the mantle, it's 74 degrees days before Thanksgiving, and everything feels wrong...especially operating this body in a world that keeps moving outside of my grief
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My dad is in a box on the mantle, it's 74 degrees days before Thanksgiving, and everything feels wrong...especially operating this body in a world that keeps moving outside of my grief
I keep seeing the people worth keeping this around for leave and I'm sad
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I keep seeing the people worth keeping this around for leave and I'm sad
having a husky has truly ruined my survival instincts in regards to wolves because (even more than before) all I can think is "PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!" when I see one
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
having a husky has truly ruined my survival instincts in regards to wolves because (even more than before) all I can think is "PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!" when I see one
there's one car that drives up the street every single night blaring the horn for like a 1/4 mile and I can't tell if they are trying to scare deer (which, like, they don't need all that - drive slow, it's 25, you're just freaking them out) or if they're just a really petty mfer driving by an ex
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
there's one car that drives up the street every single night blaring the horn for like a 1/4 mile and I can't tell if they are trying to scare deer (which, like, they don't need all that - drive slow, it's 25, you're just freaking them out) or if they're just a really petty mfer driving by an ex
sure, it's funny MTG is leaving and I love that for the lulz but this probably means she's going to chase state power at home...
I swear to fucking god if she becomes governor I'm going to fully crash out because I can't fucking do that fuck you no
I swear to fucking god if she becomes governor I'm going to fully crash out because I can't fucking do that fuck you no
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
sure, it's funny MTG is leaving and I love that for the lulz but this probably means she's going to chase state power at home...
I swear to fucking god if she becomes governor I'm going to fully crash out because I can't fucking do that fuck you no
I swear to fucking god if she becomes governor I'm going to fully crash out because I can't fucking do that fuck you no
this skeet should win bsky. give it likes.
cowacummer dude
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
this skeet should win bsky. give it likes.
Reposted by Feystive
Get a bucket and a mop for this New Deal pussy
I only vaguely follow Caribbean women rappers in the US but Cardi B being all in on FDR and Nicki Minaj going MAGA tracks I guess
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Get a bucket and a mop for this New Deal pussy
done. everybody clap.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
done. everybody clap.
brb, finally changing my profile
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
brb, finally changing my profile
the best thing is when you get blocked for liking your friend's objectively correct reply to something stupid, it's so validating
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
the best thing is when you get blocked for liking your friend's objectively correct reply to something stupid, it's so validating
dog 2 of 3: *frustrated grumble moo thing that means let me in*
me: *let dog in*
*fifteen seconds later*
dog 2 of 3: *BARK BARK OMG LET ME OUT YOU AREN'T IN HERE*
me: *let dog out*
*IMMEDIATELY*
dog 2 of 3: *frustrated let me in sounds again*
me: no. no. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN
me: *let dog in*
*fifteen seconds later*
dog 2 of 3: *BARK BARK OMG LET ME OUT YOU AREN'T IN HERE*
me: *let dog out*
*IMMEDIATELY*
dog 2 of 3: *frustrated let me in sounds again*
me: no. no. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
dog 2 of 3: *frustrated grumble moo thing that means let me in*
me: *let dog in*
*fifteen seconds later*
dog 2 of 3: *BARK BARK OMG LET ME OUT YOU AREN'T IN HERE*
me: *let dog out*
*IMMEDIATELY*
dog 2 of 3: *frustrated let me in sounds again*
me: no. no. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN
me: *let dog in*
*fifteen seconds later*
dog 2 of 3: *BARK BARK OMG LET ME OUT YOU AREN'T IN HERE*
me: *let dog out*
*IMMEDIATELY*
dog 2 of 3: *frustrated let me in sounds again*
me: no. no. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN
I hope someone takes Mamdani out for a lot of drinks tonight, he's earned softly sobbing into liquor for at least two hours
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I hope someone takes Mamdani out for a lot of drinks tonight, he's earned softly sobbing into liquor for at least two hours
starting sign ups for the cool far leftist caravan to DC to ensure the last person Trump talks to is always an anarchist or communist so we can bring the revolution and overthrow capitalism faster
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
starting sign ups for the cool far leftist caravan to DC to ensure the last person Trump talks to is always an anarchist or communist so we can bring the revolution and overthrow capitalism faster
wanted fries, ordered nuggies for pupper treats, got a cardboard container of tartar sauce
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
wanted fries, ordered nuggies for pupper treats, got a cardboard container of tartar sauce
wish I lived in a time where you could have clandestine meetings in the middle of the night, stupid surveillance state ruins everything
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
wish I lived in a time where you could have clandestine meetings in the middle of the night, stupid surveillance state ruins everything
y'all stop making me want to go back to the discover tab with your bad and numerous reskeets
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
y'all stop making me want to go back to the discover tab with your bad and numerous reskeets
if you completely ignore that it's supposed to be historical in any way shape or form...this Versailles show slaps
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
if you completely ignore that it's supposed to be historical in any way shape or form...this Versailles show slaps
Reposted by Feystive
At first people think there's something off about me, but then they get to know me and realize I'm just shy, but then they get to know me even better and they realized there's something off about me
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
At first people think there's something off about me, but then they get to know me and realize I'm just shy, but then they get to know me even better and they realized there's something off about me
"live for France or die for the king" would go so much harder if it weren't said by a fucking simp for nobels
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
"live for France or die for the king" would go so much harder if it weren't said by a fucking simp for nobels
feels like kind of a miracle humanity actually made it past the 17th century
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
feels like kind of a miracle humanity actually made it past the 17th century
how is this historically inaccurate drama getting me to root for Louis XIV, crazy work lmao
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
how is this historically inaccurate drama getting me to root for Louis XIV, crazy work lmao
what the fuck is a "Lockheed Leftist" - am I having a stroke?
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
what the fuck is a "Lockheed Leftist" - am I having a stroke?
Raffi being the GOAT allegations never getting beaten (good)
if men were the menstruaters (pun intended), there’d be a shrine to menstruation every few blocks. they’d never stop talking about it. pro sports stats would include a pms* asterisk. #FemaleSupremacy
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Raffi being the GOAT allegations never getting beaten (good)