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Sasha D’Stansing

@subwoofersydney.bsky.social

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Social Justice Ranger multiclassing a bit of Bard. Aspiring himbo. Magnet Warrior stan account. Definitely not 4 raccoons in a lab coat. He/Him/They

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 11h

I hope he literally catches fire and burns like the wad of gristle he is

L.G.O.G.M. (Lovable Grumpy Old Gay Man) 🏳️‍🌈✡️😻🎼 @davidbrucas.bsky.social · 17h

😡

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 16h

Having to rub moisturiser on my sack while uncaged to heal the abrasion from the just-too-small ring of my new rig is a special kind of torture

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Earl Grey: 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 @earlgreymemes.club · 17h

curated meme by unknown author in two panels; first panel is a frame from Star Trek First Contact of Picard and Data and three unnamed officers holding phaser rifles, with caption: We just want Guinan and Riker back; second panel is Riker holding his own phaser rifle and wearing Guinan's big burgundy hat and a pair of her earrings, with caption: I'm not goin out like that punk Tuvix

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 18h

No it doesn’t. It just means Nazis of EVERY political registration have to burn. No exceptions.

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 19h

Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time.

All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."

It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 19h

I would appreciate it if hookup apps stopped trying to be social media

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 1d

You would think and yet

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 1d

I never said they *were*, they’re just so pathologically desperate to be

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 1d

It’s giving “Soylent Green”. I can’t articulate exactly how but it is.

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 1d

Never Forget: He tore down the White House and released an AI scat fetish fantasy video as a distraction to protect himself from the evidence of his child trafficking and sexual predator history

Princess Peach demanding the release of the Epstein files

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Chris… but like… spooky? I guess? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 1d

Oh HELL yes.

The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 1d

Working on something new.

Thank you to @pikeshorse.bsky.social for the quote.

star trek fan art illustration of General Chang from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. He shouts "Cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war!"

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Ego Death at the Wendy’s Salad Bar (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

Him literally tearing down part of the White House is the kind of symbolism that would get you an F on a freshmen creative writing English paper for being too on the nose

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 1d

I have said it a trillion times and I will say it a trillion more:

Centrists have no interest in being helpful, they just want to be right

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 1d

Those are rookie numbers

George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 1d

This is great work, America but I know we can do better.

An image showing a graphic titled “TRUMP APPROVAL RATING” with the AP and NORC at the University of Chicago logos. The results read: “APPROVE 37%” and “DISAPPROVE 61%.” At the bottom, small text notes the survey was conducted October 9–13 with 1,289 adults. A photo of Donald Trump in a dark suit and red tie appears on the left side of the image.

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 1d

A person who must be a paragon for all will never be enough for everyone. That is the great pitfall.

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Gay Bitterskeets @gaybitterskeets.bsky.social · 1d

The GOP prayer about America's racist history:

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

We're at the end of the prayer, btw.

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 1d

I hope whatever kills him causes as much physical pain as possible for as long as possible

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 2d

I only say it because it’s true ❤️

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 2d

It’ll just get stolen if you leave it there though

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 2d

You’re such a wonderful rainbow of joy and beauty that I can’t help but be drawn here to bask in your endless positivity

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justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 2d

Best Sign from NO Kings

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes love is feeling like he’s actually enjoying your music taste instead of merely tolerating it

Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 2d

Please tell Ziggy I love them

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · Aug 11

THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE FBI’S BEHAVIORAL SCIENCE UNIT WHO ARE SLOWLY BUILDING A CASE AGAINST YOU

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Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 2d

I stand by them both.

On this day 10 years ago: dear Greg Abbott,
Fuck you. That is all.

On this day 9 years ago: Donald Trump is the Dunning-Kruger effect in full bloom

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Sasha D’Stansing @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 2d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Bender and the nudist aliens from “Futurama: Bender’s Big Score”