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Just a regular Old who enjoys a varied smattering of things: dogs, cats, BTS, Star Trek, history, the Duluth Aerial Lift Bridge, trying to keep democracy going, and thinking Nazis are actually a bad thing.
January 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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do you want to see a picture of the very good dog I see most mornings
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there

Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Trying to break the chain of endless political doom, watching the hell we've become, etc. Gonna try to post some everyday, normal, wee things that give me a smile, a bit of joy, etc.

Like: no words to describe how happy I am that BTS will announce their world tour dates on Jan 13 (US). #Apobangpo
January 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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This is Georgie. He heard sirens outside his window. Thought he would show them how it's done. 14/10 excellent vibrato Georgie (TT: georgietheboxr)
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
"Blubbering piss baby" has, quite literally, shot to the top of my "Fave Phrases Ever for These Assholes" list.

Well done. ::applause::
this is small comfort given he has state power and i don’t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries

TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?

M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Ain't this the fucking truth.
If the DEA had killed 80 innocent Americans in the course of apprehending one drug dealer, there would be riots. But we are so ghoulishly indifferent to the lives and humanity of people abroad that it's barely even part of the conversation.
A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
January 6, 2026 at 12:18 AM
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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"While Dems are likely to retake the House, they’ll need everything to go right to win both chambers. But if it happens, a year from now we’ll be talking about Trump's full lame-duckification & what it means for 2028. That’s a nice note on which to end a year in which hope was in such short supply."
How Dems can win the Senate in 2026
So you're saying there's a chance ...
www.publicnotice.co
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I was today years old when I learned that Holly Hobbie is actually a real person, not just a doll & book character's name.

(Wasn't into dolls as a kid, obviously -- but still, seems like I'd have come across that piece of information somewhere in the past ::coughcough:: number of years... 😉)
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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In 249 years, this country has yet to outlaw slavery. We change its form, we change its name, but slavery has been constant. Powerful people and businesses just really love slave labor, and a chunk of our economy is built on that.
Private prison company GEO Group allegedly made immigration detainees work for no pay. Now it's at the Supreme Court trying to prevent the detainees from suing. bit.ly/4pfafj2
Supreme Court Considers Private Prison Case
A private prison company seeks a ruling that could help all government contractors evade liability.
www.brennancenter.org
December 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Yep.
Zuckerburg is paying only $190M to settle an $8B lawsuit by FB shareholders for the Cambridge Analytica crime.

$8B would’ve been 3% of his net worth, and $190M is .08%. ~$75 for ordinary working people.

“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”
December 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sturgis, SD in the late 90's for the rally, Dennis Rodman (with the orange hair) rides down Main Street -- he glanced over in my direction, I tipped my head up to acknowledge, he did the same.

100% believe he was generally just doing that gesture his whole ride down the street, but still.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
::ded::
Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I didn't even know who Anthony Joshua was before today, but definitely already hated Jake Paul, so yep -- I'd be all "omg, I love you!!!" if I saw Mr. Joshua today and would totally be "let me buy you a meal/drink to say thank you."
Anthony Joshua walking around today while random people run up to him on the street thanking him for punching Jake Paul like that
a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage in front of a wwe logo .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage in front of a wwe logo .
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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SNAP benefits should be universal, with zero means testing, and generous.

Even from a purely capitalist perspective this would benefit the economy massively.

The only reason to be against this is because you're pro-suffering.
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I think that speech will end up going down as a major inflection point -- where enough regular Americans got to see the president as he actually IS (how he looks, sounds, talks, snorts, acts crazy) and now how they've seen from filtered sources...

It's gonna do down as a massive mistake.
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Yep.
"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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when you find out your saturday night plans haven’t been canceled
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
lolololol.
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Every one of these ICE motherfuckers has to face judgement, is all I'm sayin'.

Every. Single. One.

To say nothing of the fuckers above them ordering/approving all of this.
Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Friends, vikings, countrymen: lend me your eyes. May I present what just happened an hour ago in Iceland?

It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM