sqquelch
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To quote P!nk: wrong in all the right ways
Way up there on the autism spectrum, so I'll just apologise for anything inappropriate now
Country music fan
To quote P!nk: wrong in all the right ways
Way up there on the autism spectrum, so I'll just apologise for anything inappropriate now
Country music fan
Anyone got any favourite soup recipes? I'm looking for inspiration.
Nothing with nuts (allergy, sesame is okay) or carrots or sweet potato (just don't like them).
I'm thinking chickpea, chilli and coriander; and leek, potato and chorizo for the next batches.
Nothing with nuts (allergy, sesame is okay) or carrots or sweet potato (just don't like them).
I'm thinking chickpea, chilli and coriander; and leek, potato and chorizo for the next batches.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Anyone got any favourite soup recipes? I'm looking for inspiration.
Nothing with nuts (allergy, sesame is okay) or carrots or sweet potato (just don't like them).
I'm thinking chickpea, chilli and coriander; and leek, potato and chorizo for the next batches.
Nothing with nuts (allergy, sesame is okay) or carrots or sweet potato (just don't like them).
I'm thinking chickpea, chilli and coriander; and leek, potato and chorizo for the next batches.
@leoiam535.bsky.social
✅ Everything bagels purchase
✅ Smoked salmon purchased
❎ Forgot the cream cheese
But it's 1&2 or 1&3 but not all 3.
But I forgot that I got wholegrain rolls out of the freezer earlier for smoked salmon and scrambled egg rolls for tomorrow's breakfast.
✅ Everything bagels purchase
✅ Smoked salmon purchased
❎ Forgot the cream cheese
But it's 1&2 or 1&3 but not all 3.
But I forgot that I got wholegrain rolls out of the freezer earlier for smoked salmon and scrambled egg rolls for tomorrow's breakfast.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
@leoiam535.bsky.social
✅ Everything bagels purchase
✅ Smoked salmon purchased
❎ Forgot the cream cheese
But it's 1&2 or 1&3 but not all 3.
But I forgot that I got wholegrain rolls out of the freezer earlier for smoked salmon and scrambled egg rolls for tomorrow's breakfast.
✅ Everything bagels purchase
✅ Smoked salmon purchased
❎ Forgot the cream cheese
But it's 1&2 or 1&3 but not all 3.
But I forgot that I got wholegrain rolls out of the freezer earlier for smoked salmon and scrambled egg rolls for tomorrow's breakfast.
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Can you spot the health & safety error here? If you said he was using a flathead screwdriver instead of a philips head, you could work in engineering.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Can you spot the health & safety error here? If you said he was using a flathead screwdriver instead of a philips head, you could work in engineering.
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Nothing shows the bloatification of car sizes more than the Ford Ka and the Nissan Micra. The new models are fucking huge. Stop building American sized cars for our tiny British roads. They. Don't. Fucking. Fit.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Nothing shows the bloatification of car sizes more than the Ford Ka and the Nissan Micra. The new models are fucking huge. Stop building American sized cars for our tiny British roads. They. Don't. Fucking. Fit.
Today's lunch: homemade cauliflower and stilton soup
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Today's lunch: homemade cauliflower and stilton soup
Ablaut reduplication (from Meriiam Webster Dictionary)
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Ablaut reduplication (from Meriiam Webster Dictionary)
@triscoe.bsky.social Reading an article about Alcaraz and Sinner. The different in ATP tour points at the end of 2025 between 2nd (Sinner) and 3rd (Zverev) is bigger than the points difference between 3rd and 1,000th.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@triscoe.bsky.social Reading an article about Alcaraz and Sinner. The different in ATP tour points at the end of 2025 between 2nd (Sinner) and 3rd (Zverev) is bigger than the points difference between 3rd and 1,000th.
Also, it's incredibly hard to type when you've just been organising the freezer to make the shopping list.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Also, it's incredibly hard to type when you've just been organising the freezer to make the shopping list.
Just to give you the heads up: it's exactly a month till my birthday.
a man in a green shirt says don 't forget me present
ALT: a man in a green shirt says don 't forget me present
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Just to give you the heads up: it's exactly a month till my birthday.
Firecracker chicken noodles for dinner:
Grilled chicken thighs with sugar snap peas, red pepper, pak choi and beansprouts,
Sauce is made from *breath*: tabasco, sriracha, sweet chilli sauce, ketchup, light soy, dark soy, sesame oil, fresh chillies, dried chillies, chilli powder
Grilled chicken thighs with sugar snap peas, red pepper, pak choi and beansprouts,
Sauce is made from *breath*: tabasco, sriracha, sweet chilli sauce, ketchup, light soy, dark soy, sesame oil, fresh chillies, dried chillies, chilli powder
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Firecracker chicken noodles for dinner:
Grilled chicken thighs with sugar snap peas, red pepper, pak choi and beansprouts,
Sauce is made from *breath*: tabasco, sriracha, sweet chilli sauce, ketchup, light soy, dark soy, sesame oil, fresh chillies, dried chillies, chilli powder
Grilled chicken thighs with sugar snap peas, red pepper, pak choi and beansprouts,
Sauce is made from *breath*: tabasco, sriracha, sweet chilli sauce, ketchup, light soy, dark soy, sesame oil, fresh chillies, dried chillies, chilli powder
"Reform UK claim to have saved £331m at English councils – but do the numbers stack up?"
Don't really need to read the article. The answer is no. Reform follow their founder and real leader, Toad Face
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Don't really need to read the article. The answer is no. Reform follow their founder and real leader, Toad Face
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
a group of women sitting on a couch with a caption that says i know you lie cause your lips are moving
ALT: a group of women sitting on a couch with a caption that says i know you lie cause your lips are moving
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Reform UK claim to have saved £331m at English councils – but do the numbers stack up?"
Don't really need to read the article. The answer is no. Reform follow their founder and real leader, Toad Face
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Don't really need to read the article. The answer is no. Reform follow their founder and real leader, Toad Face
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Just seen an advert for a programme called "22 kids and counting."
Just read a fucking book or something.
Just read a fucking book or something.
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Just seen an advert for a programme called "22 kids and counting."
Just read a fucking book or something.
Just read a fucking book or something.
To massacre/paraphrase Blackadder II
"Oh, Edmund... can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal bowl, a sludge of purest green?"
Homemade spinach and nutmeg soup if you were wondering
"Oh, Edmund... can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal bowl, a sludge of purest green?"
Homemade spinach and nutmeg soup if you were wondering
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
To massacre/paraphrase Blackadder II
"Oh, Edmund... can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal bowl, a sludge of purest green?"
Homemade spinach and nutmeg soup if you were wondering
"Oh, Edmund... can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal bowl, a sludge of purest green?"
Homemade spinach and nutmeg soup if you were wondering
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Electronic road signs showing your speed should be harder hitting. Instead of a sad face if over the speed limit it should say CUNT.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Electronic road signs showing your speed should be harder hitting. Instead of a sad face if over the speed limit it should say CUNT.
Third night of insomnia with little or no sleep.
Ibuprofen and paracetamol will be my friends today.
APPROACH WITH CAUTION. You have been warned.
Ibuprofen and paracetamol will be my friends today.
APPROACH WITH CAUTION. You have been warned.
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Third night of insomnia with little or no sleep.
Ibuprofen and paracetamol will be my friends today.
APPROACH WITH CAUTION. You have been warned.
Ibuprofen and paracetamol will be my friends today.
APPROACH WITH CAUTION. You have been warned.
Space Karen released a new feature on shitter that showed where accounts were from, based on their IP address.
70% were from outside the USA, with most being from places like Russia and North Macedonia.
It was removed a few hours later.
www.thegodpodcast.com/p/moron-musk...
70% were from outside the USA, with most being from places like Russia and North Macedonia.
It was removed a few hours later.
www.thegodpodcast.com/p/moron-musk...
Musk Accidentally Proves 70% Of MAGA Accounts On Twitter Live In Russia
Whoops!
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Space Karen released a new feature on shitter that showed where accounts were from, based on their IP address.
70% were from outside the USA, with most being from places like Russia and North Macedonia.
It was removed a few hours later.
www.thegodpodcast.com/p/moron-musk...
70% were from outside the USA, with most being from places like Russia and North Macedonia.
It was removed a few hours later.
www.thegodpodcast.com/p/moron-musk...
Probably my least favourite meal.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Probably my least favourite meal.
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"Quiet, Piggy"
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Quiet, Piggy"
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I'm sure I used to fit under this gate...
(Photo @imageplotter.bsky.social)
(Photo @imageplotter.bsky.social)
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'm sure I used to fit under this gate...
(Photo @imageplotter.bsky.social)
(Photo @imageplotter.bsky.social)
@in-otter-news.bsky.social Steve.... what were you doing in Lincoln of all places. And did it involve the pub?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
CCTV captures fox and otter’s tour of Lincoln city centre
A wildlife expert says the footage of the animals wandering past shops and bars is
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@in-otter-news.bsky.social Steve.... what were you doing in Lincoln of all places. And did it involve the pub?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
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Reform has a Russia problem.
Fáragë has a Russia problem.
Lee Anderson's problem is nobody told him there was Russian money available.
Fáragë has a Russia problem.
Lee Anderson's problem is nobody told him there was Russian money available.
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reform has a Russia problem.
Fáragë has a Russia problem.
Lee Anderson's problem is nobody told him there was Russian money available.
Fáragë has a Russia problem.
Lee Anderson's problem is nobody told him there was Russian money available.
It's snowing on the southcoast
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It's snowing on the southcoast
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So proud of our flagship Kent Council, who cut wasteful spending by painting yellow lines outside a school that has been closed for nine years.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So proud of our flagship Kent Council, who cut wasteful spending by painting yellow lines outside a school that has been closed for nine years.