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To quote P!nk: wrong in all the right ways

Way up there on the autism spectrum, so I'll just apologise for anything inappropriate now

Country music fan
The last one might be a bit tenuous...
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Today's lunch: homemade cauliflower and stilton soup
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ablaut reduplication (from Meriiam Webster Dictionary)
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Firecracker chicken noodles for dinner:

Grilled chicken thighs with sugar snap peas, red pepper, pak choi and beansprouts,

Sauce is made from *breath*: tabasco, sriracha, sweet chilli sauce, ketchup, light soy, dark soy, sesame oil, fresh chillies, dried chillies, chilli powder
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
To massacre/paraphrase Blackadder II

"Oh, Edmund... can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal bowl, a sludge of purest green?"

Homemade spinach and nutmeg soup if you were wondering
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Probably my least favourite meal.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is ridiculous for the *actual* middle of November. I haven't used the heating since February and the windows are open.

They're open because I'm cleaning the bathroom and the smell of bleach 🤮

Plus it's stupidly hot down here.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
A lady doesn't comment.

But have an obligatory joggers picture
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Cheats dinner: packet ramen with stir fry veg
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Spinach and ricotta tortellini with a home-made tomato, bacon and cream cheese (no mascapone) sauce
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I used to be even fatter
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Home-made gnocchi bake with a tomato and bacon sauce
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Is this what Channel 5s lawyers made them say before the broadcast?
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I won a voucher on the Asda Rewards app last week. Used it this morning and got all of this, plus 5 bananas and a 24 pack of Andrex loo rolls for £15.37
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Chicken swarma/kebab with potato salad with dill for dinner
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Well it is.
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Soup 1 (spinach and nutmeg) frozen and soup 2 (cauliflower and stilton) cooling ready to be portioned up and frozen.

All 300g portions.
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
October 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Look at #4 for @crazyjim.bsky.social, @ontojenesis.bsky.social, @meatballjake.bsky.social and all my American followers
October 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
FB reminded me of @canuckldn.bsky.social's truthful TFL underground posters.
October 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM