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To quote P!nk: wrong in all the right ways

Way up there on the autism spectrum, so I'll just apologise for anything inappropriate now

Country music fan
*rim
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Just want to say, I would rum the fuck out of you. 👅
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
At this time of night? Are you crazy? I've got one hour of TV left before I go to bed with my book and then go to bed listening to audio files like Yes Minister, Cabin Pressure, DDTD, etc...

Sex is for weekends and/or before 1930. I
m not in my 30s any more.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Come here and get on your knees and please me. Who knows, it might work.

Oh who am I kidding. I'm a big subby bottom. And I hate receiving BJs. Although there is a story behind that. Same as the fingering and the (actual non-human) dog.
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It's a bit meh. It needs something with it. I don't mind it, but it can be a lot like sweet potato.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I should have said I hate tomato soup. Love tomato pasta sauces, but tomato soup....
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hands folded
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hands folded
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
You look like a train company platform announcer 🤣😘
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Parsnip. Another vegetable I don't like. Vegetables shouldn't be sweet.

But thanks for the idea. I'm actually having Goan pork curry for dinner.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
In context, I was supposed to be coming up to Fife for my birthday/Christmas and hogmanay.

But I'd be driving with dad and we were due to drive back about the 3rd/4th and he's flying to Australia a few days after. He (probably rightly) thought that would be too much at his age.
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I've got faith in your gains.

I'm just amazed you're not in almost indecent shorts 😉
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Much as I dislike Djokovic, I would have liked to see him, Federer or Nadal beat the homophobe Court's open record.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There's nobody I can think of. Possibly Jack Draper if he could stay healthy and get the chance to develop his game. Ruud or Rune maybe?

I think the ready will be coming from the challenger tour in a couple of years.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*cough* my birthday *cough*
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The last one might be a bit tenuous...
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
DuckDuckGo is your friend.

There are other search engines available obviously.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Did you not see the videos of the Bohemian Rhapsody one in Paris this summer?
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Selfish fuckers.
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Also, in 2025 there was not a single tournament in which both Alcaraz, 22, and Sinner, 24, played that was not eventually won by one of them.

(from BBC News).
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM