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springbreaklawyer.bsky.social @springbreaklawyer.bsky.social · 1d

“What were you doing? Giving Robocop a blowjob?” -Kenny Powers
#eastboundanddown

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springbreaklawyer.bsky.social @springbreaklawyer.bsky.social · 8d

It is like they are waiting for T-Pain to join them on the boat.

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springbreaklawyer.bsky.social @springbreaklawyer.bsky.social · 8d

Pretty sure these birds were just trying record their own version of “I’m On A Boat”.

Two birds perched on the side of a row boat in the middle of a pond. One of the birds has their wings slightly spread out while the other does not.

Two birds perched on the side of a row boat in the middle of a pond.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15d

POLL:

Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?

A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike

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springbreaklawyer.bsky.social @springbreaklawyer.bsky.social · 17d

@realitygayspod.bsky.social The Onion needs to stop giving Matt Sharp ideas.

The Onion @theonion.com · 17d

Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of ‘90 Day Fiancé’ https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-looms-in-background-during-entire-episode-of-90-day-fiance/

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DOKI DOKI CRT PANIC @crtpixel.bsky.social · 18d

NINJA GAIDEN TRILOGY
TECMO 1995
SNES

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springbreaklawyer.bsky.social @springbreaklawyer.bsky.social · 18d

That is absolutely true. I did this last Thursday while reaching over a night stand.

two people are dancing in front of a drum set and the words yes you know it 's true

ALT: two people are dancing in front of a drum set and the words yes you know it 's true

media.tenor.com

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 25d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · 24d

🍆🏀🍕

🦄 Get more of my specials at MariaBamfordComedy.com/Specials

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 24d

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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 27d

Why are we still paying Jared Leto to do things, I thought we learned our lesson about that

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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 26d

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Oct 16

Do not couples-costume Harley Quinn with the Joker unless he’s a corpse by her hand.

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springbreaklawyer.bsky.social @springbreaklawyer.bsky.social · 29d

Honestly, I’m hoping you guys release a “Gays in the Sleigh” as part of your Christmas merch because I really need to replace my “Snoop on the Stoop”.

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · Sep 29

I'm fairly certain I'm mindful 24/7 and, frankly, it's agony

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springbreaklawyer.bsky.social @springbreaklawyer.bsky.social · Sep 28

TiVo fam is ten toes down.

springbreaklawyer.bsky.social @springbreaklawyer.bsky.social · Sep 27

I’ll take a # 1 with medium fries and a Diet Coke. Trying to watch my weight.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Sep 26

It's almost skeletons with glow sticks in their rib cages season.

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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · Sep 26

We like big butts and we cannot lie.

This is our new water butt which will be installed out front so that we can collect rainwater to water the flowers of our new Interactive Flora Trail.

orkneylibrary.org.uk/interactive-...

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 24

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · Sep 23

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · Sep 20

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · Sep 19

i wish rich people had more money

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springbreaklawyer.bsky.social @springbreaklawyer.bsky.social · Sep 13

Same here! I end up learning a ton through the game about characters I would have never heard of as well as learning more about popular characters. Agreed on the bugs too. It is wild how bad those bugs can be for a game that mature as far as the product lifecycle goes.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · Sep 7

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two posters.

There is a classic Chicago “TARGET: RATS” poster stapled to a wooden telephone pole. It’s a yellow poster with rats in red crosshairs and instructs residents to “help to eliminate the rat problem in this area”. Next to it, I’m holding one of our campaign posters which is in a similar style.

At the top is “WARNING” in red text above a red circle with a line through it depicting an ICE agent. A square next to it reads, “ICE OUT OF ILLINOIS”. The words in the box at the bottom of the poster read, “THIS IS THE REAL THREAT FACING OUR COMMUNITY. WHAT IF WE STOOD UP FOR FAMILIES INSTEAD OF TEARING THEM APART? KAT WILL FIGHT FOR THE AMERICAN DREAM.”

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