Spicy Big Dad
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Your Crumbling World, by Black Chvrch
5 track album
blackchvrch.bandcamp.com
Leaking this 20 minutes early because I’m impatient blackchvrch.bandcamp.com/album/your-c...
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
Bought a bunch of picture frames on BF/CM to frame all the posters I’ve had kicking around for years and now have no idea where the hell I’m going to put all this stuff
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Bought a bunch of picture frames on BF/CM to frame all the posters I’ve had kicking around for years and now have no idea where the hell I’m going to put all this stuff
This is Saturday. Cheap tickets are still available. If you want em cheaper use code BLACKCHVRCH at checkout. www.tixr.com/groups/novap...
December 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is Saturday. Cheap tickets are still available. If you want em cheaper use code BLACKCHVRCH at checkout. www.tixr.com/groups/novap...
I am begging health and wellness companies to stop using people who look like corpses in their advertising
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I am begging health and wellness companies to stop using people who look like corpses in their advertising
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suck off a communist today!
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
suck off a communist today!
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remember when car gpss became widely commercially available and people would drive into a building because the gps said "turn right" and they just did it? now everybody is doing that all the time about every decision they make
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
remember when car gpss became widely commercially available and people would drive into a building because the gps said "turn right" and they just did it? now everybody is doing that all the time about every decision they make
Power’s out lads
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Power’s out lads
Delay preorders for 14 months with almost no communication, and then two weeks after preorders start getting delivered with unfinished software, release eight “ultra limited” colorways for $50 more. Certified Analogue Moment
Analogue 3D Funtastic Limited Editions go up Dec 10th, 8 AM PT buff.ly/atnG4KT
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Delay preorders for 14 months with almost no communication, and then two weeks after preorders start getting delivered with unfinished software, release eight “ultra limited” colorways for $50 more. Certified Analogue Moment
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Analogue seems like a company run by assholes who hate their customers.
Analogue 3D Funtastic Limited Editions go up Dec 10th, 8 AM PT buff.ly/atnG4KT
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Analogue seems like a company run by assholes who hate their customers.
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"That's just how I am, I have no filter." You realize that's a problem, right? That it's a personal shortcoming? That's something to work on, not hide behind.
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"That's just how I am, I have no filter." You realize that's a problem, right? That it's a personal shortcoming? That's something to work on, not hide behind.
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Sassy started refusing to take antibiotics (or anything) in pill pockets and last night I finally had to do the thing where I hold her down and pry open her mouth and force feed it to her. Now that she’s experienced the alternative she’s back to happily eating pill pockets as of this morning
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Sassy started refusing to take antibiotics (or anything) in pill pockets and last night I finally had to do the thing where I hold her down and pry open her mouth and force feed it to her. Now that she’s experienced the alternative she’s back to happily eating pill pockets as of this morning
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Baseball writers when it comes to MVP voting: Advanced stats are all that matters, fuck your historic home run machine switch-hitting catcher!!!
Baseball writers when it comes to Hall of Fame voting: RAAAAAAAHH DINGERS FEED ME DINGERS I LOVE DINGERS ONLY
Baseball writers when it comes to Hall of Fame voting: RAAAAAAAHH DINGERS FEED ME DINGERS I LOVE DINGERS ONLY
Lou Whitaker was not on the ballot
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Baseball writers when it comes to MVP voting: Advanced stats are all that matters, fuck your historic home run machine switch-hitting catcher!!!
Baseball writers when it comes to Hall of Fame voting: RAAAAAAAHH DINGERS FEED ME DINGERS I LOVE DINGERS ONLY
Baseball writers when it comes to Hall of Fame voting: RAAAAAAAHH DINGERS FEED ME DINGERS I LOVE DINGERS ONLY
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“why is the us government posting racist franklin the turtle memes?” I dunno man, hadn’t noticed. seems like you’d have to go out of your way to see that kind of thing. did you know you can look at pornography online
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“why is the us government posting racist franklin the turtle memes?” I dunno man, hadn’t noticed. seems like you’d have to go out of your way to see that kind of thing. did you know you can look at pornography online
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This is the account manager for Jucika. We're hosting a gofundme to fund an emergency kidney procedure. We are in the US and uninsured which makes it difficult to pay the bill
Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left
Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left
Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is the account manager for Jucika. We're hosting a gofundme to fund an emergency kidney procedure. We are in the US and uninsured which makes it difficult to pay the bill
Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left
Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left
Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
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The chromebook might be the worst invention that doesn't contain any major poisons. We made a laptop that you can only watch youtube videos on and if you touch it you have to go the burn ward. Every five year old has to have one
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The chromebook might be the worst invention that doesn't contain any major poisons. We made a laptop that you can only watch youtube videos on and if you touch it you have to go the burn ward. Every five year old has to have one
People have started leaking the $27493749 eight vinyl Smashing Pumpkins Machina II remaster on YouTube and I’m sorry this shit still rips and it's completely bonkers to hear it actually mixed and mastered after 20+ years of listening to a shitty bootleg
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
People have started leaking the $27493749 eight vinyl Smashing Pumpkins Machina II remaster on YouTube and I’m sorry this shit still rips and it's completely bonkers to hear it actually mixed and mastered after 20+ years of listening to a shitty bootleg
Good morning @women
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Good morning @women
Real exchange I had at the office christmas party last night. “We are the union” indeed. Previous rep quit six months before I got hired and nobody stepped up? It’s me now. It’s been me for nine months. You can just do things.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Real exchange I had at the office christmas party last night. “We are the union” indeed. Previous rep quit six months before I got hired and nobody stepped up? It’s me now. It’s been me for nine months. You can just do things.
Sassy just ripped the nastiest and most horrible fart that has ever been ripped in this apartment. I don’t think I’ve ever seen or heard her fart before but she put her paw on my leg, I heard a very faint noise, she rolled over, and now my living room smells like rotten eggs. Ghastly creature
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Sassy just ripped the nastiest and most horrible fart that has ever been ripped in this apartment. I don’t think I’ve ever seen or heard her fart before but she put her paw on my leg, I heard a very faint noise, she rolled over, and now my living room smells like rotten eggs. Ghastly creature
Women are doing this to me constantly
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Women are doing this to me constantly
Shout out to ultimate life saving homie @bonedaddy69.bsky.social for the very fashionable loaner sweatshirt to ensure I am the best dressed man at my office Christmas party tonight
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Shout out to ultimate life saving homie @bonedaddy69.bsky.social for the very fashionable loaner sweatshirt to ensure I am the best dressed man at my office Christmas party tonight
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Album of the year right here btw
Leaking this 20 minutes early because I’m impatient blackchvrch.bandcamp.com/album/your-c...
Your Crumbling World, by Black Chvrch
5 track album
blackchvrch.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Album of the year right here btw