Spicy Big Dad
@spicybigdad.bsky.social
They’re calling it the most cucked customer base of all time. “If people had known what Analogue were doing, they wouldn't have made as much money” is a problem!
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
They’re calling it the most cucked customer base of all time. “If people had known what Analogue were doing, they wouldn't have made as much money” is a problem!
This is Saturday. Cheap tickets are still available. If you want em cheaper use code BLACKCHVRCH at checkout. www.tixr.com/groups/novap...
December 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is Saturday. Cheap tickets are still available. If you want em cheaper use code BLACKCHVRCH at checkout. www.tixr.com/groups/novap...
I am begging health and wellness companies to stop using people who look like corpses in their advertising
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I am begging health and wellness companies to stop using people who look like corpses in their advertising
Good morning @women
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Good morning @women
“Do you remember who to talk to about contract questions?”
“You must have amnesia, because you forgot that I’m him. I’ve been him. I will continue to be him.”
“You must have amnesia, because you forgot that I’m him. I’ve been him. I will continue to be him.”
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“Do you remember who to talk to about contract questions?”
“You must have amnesia, because you forgot that I’m him. I’ve been him. I will continue to be him.”
“You must have amnesia, because you forgot that I’m him. I’ve been him. I will continue to be him.”
Real exchange I had at the office christmas party last night. “We are the union” indeed. Previous rep quit six months before I got hired and nobody stepped up? It’s me now. It’s been me for nine months. You can just do things.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Real exchange I had at the office christmas party last night. “We are the union” indeed. Previous rep quit six months before I got hired and nobody stepped up? It’s me now. It’s been me for nine months. You can just do things.
Sassy just ripped the nastiest and most horrible fart that has ever been ripped in this apartment. I don’t think I’ve ever seen or heard her fart before but she put her paw on my leg, I heard a very faint noise, she rolled over, and now my living room smells like rotten eggs. Ghastly creature
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Sassy just ripped the nastiest and most horrible fart that has ever been ripped in this apartment. I don’t think I’ve ever seen or heard her fart before but she put her paw on my leg, I heard a very faint noise, she rolled over, and now my living room smells like rotten eggs. Ghastly creature
Women are doing this to me constantly
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Women are doing this to me constantly
Good evening @women
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Good evening @women
Shout out to ultimate life saving homie @bonedaddy69.bsky.social for the very fashionable loaner sweatshirt to ensure I am the best dressed man at my office Christmas party tonight
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Shout out to ultimate life saving homie @bonedaddy69.bsky.social for the very fashionable loaner sweatshirt to ensure I am the best dressed man at my office Christmas party tonight
Every time I upload a photo of my old Subaru to bluesky it shows up lower resolution than the previous time. I regard this as a feature rather than a bug
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Every time I upload a photo of my old Subaru to bluesky it shows up lower resolution than the previous time. I regard this as a feature rather than a bug
Almost stepped in this forearm-sized human turd in the stairwell of the parking deck at work today. Really remarkable accomplishment.
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Almost stepped in this forearm-sized human turd in the stairwell of the parking deck at work today. Really remarkable accomplishment.
Second time I’ve gotten to post my old one on here in 24 hours
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Second time I’ve gotten to post my old one on here in 24 hours
As a guy who was deep into Subarus for nearly 20 years: You won’t get Honda power out of it. Bare minimum is cams, pistons, rods, and crank. The highest horsepower n/a EJ25 that I’m aware dyno’d at 232whp and it was a DOHC STi block with about $12k in custom work. A full WRX swap in this cost $3600.
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
As a guy who was deep into Subarus for nearly 20 years: You won’t get Honda power out of it. Bare minimum is cams, pistons, rods, and crank. The highest horsepower n/a EJ25 that I’m aware dyno’d at 232whp and it was a DOHC STi block with about $12k in custom work. A full WRX swap in this cost $3600.
Meshuggah tends to win this spot because they’re what I listen to at the gym. The other three are surprising
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Meshuggah tends to win this spot because they’re what I listen to at the gym. The other three are surprising
Shitty photo but I finally got to put a few hundred rounds through this thing today
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Shitty photo but I finally got to put a few hundred rounds through this thing today
Headlining set tonight. Our lead guitarist threw his back out over the weekend and can’t make it, so we are performing as a four piece and will need y’all to come be extra energetic for us.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Headlining set tonight. Our lead guitarist threw his back out over the weekend and can’t make it, so we are performing as a four piece and will need y’all to come be extra energetic for us.
People think this is a typo, unaware that it’s actually a reference to your car
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
People think this is a typo, unaware that it’s actually a reference to your car
Perhaps the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Perhaps the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me
Good evening @women
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Good evening @women
Forgot to post plate earlier
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Forgot to post plate earlier
Anyway I’m trying to work up an appetite and I’m about to make myself puke have a blessed holiday everyone
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Anyway I’m trying to work up an appetite and I’m about to make myself puke have a blessed holiday everyone