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Spicy Big Dad
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I’m him. I’ve been him. I will continue to be him.

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jargin’ off
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
it’s just a really fruity way of saying “color in which a product is available” that I picked up somewhere at some point
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
They’re calling it the most cucked customer base of all time. “If people had known what Analogue were doing, they wouldn't have made as much money” is a problem!
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Two years later I’m still scratching my head about the one I saw on a beat up old Honda at Costco that said “FUCK YOU AND THAT PIECE OF SHIT YOU CALL A CAR.” Real “are things okay at home, Kevin?” Vibes
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Finally
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
factory farming is one of those things we should all be able to agree is just beyond barbaric
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m doing my part
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
aaaauuuugghhhhh
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
To the 520 men over 4,000 who bought forbidden tombs yesterday hoping to become crypt keepers…
December 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’ve been totally dragging ass in the gym for months and two new guys joined who’ve been annoying the piss out of me the past few days and yeah this tracks
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This man was thawed out of a glacier in Svalbard just hours before the video was shot
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This man has been legally dead since 1872
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
it’s a little of both. It’s complicated. I mean it’s not a real thing but it’s not unique to him yknow
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is like when people asked me in 2016 what I was going to do when beards weren’t trendy anymore, as though me having a weak chin and hating to shave was a trend
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
DONT TREAD ON ME PAL
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
That’s why I have a 1,000 lumen light on my pistol! To protect women! Give me my man card back you scoundrel
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I have been given so many as gifts and also never wear them
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Reposted by Spicy Big Dad
remember when car gpss became widely commercially available and people would drive into a building because the gps said "turn right" and they just did it? now everybody is doing that all the time about every decision they make
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I thought I had one around here somewhere but apparently I’ve been using my phone this whole time? Poor preparation from on my end
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM