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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 5h

Eh! Steve!

Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 5h

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 6h

oh so you are happy with your life? replace the word happy with conspiring and the word life with pedophile. not so jubilant now, are you

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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 6h

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kc g reen @kcg.bsky.social · 6h

My New Year’s resolution is to be even more scared and lazy

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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 7h

My dick is big and I'm good at sports

Uh-huh uh-huh yeah

I'm good at sports

Some people might say I'm not good

At sports but they're wrong because I'm really

Good at sports

Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 7h

That's flattering, but I think I just was listening to too much Hell Orbs on the plane last week
dendycrew.com/album/ventur...

venture crystalism, by hell orbs

14 track album

dendycrew.com

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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 7h

Ring ring who's there

It's my piss

You've just answered the

Piss Phone.

Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 7h

Piss. Phone.

Calling collect on my

Piss Phone.

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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 7h

Piss. Phone.

Calling collect on my

Piss Phone.

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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 7h

I will of course be cheering against America, the Great Satan, in the World Series.

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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 8h

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Wes-abi @popwasabi.bsky.social · 9h

The real hope in Star Trek's future is that being cringe is cool actually.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

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Casey @verysoft.dog · 13h

costume

casey dressed up as a wizard with a absurdly large hat

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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 9h

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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 9h

Hell yeeeeeah

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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 9h

I need a haircut. I look like if Einstein was a swinger.

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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 10h

young republicans have gary larson phenotype

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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 10h

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Stedilnik @stedilnik.bsky.social · 11h

storknight.

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Mabus @mabus808.bsky.social · 13h

Inktober - Day 20 - Rivals

#sketch-a-day #art #rivals #inktober #Inktober2025 #SpyVsSpy #MADMagazine

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 12h

sling us some schlong your the penis man, sling us some schlong tonight, well, we're all in the mood for you sexually, and you've got our holes feeling right

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 12h

warning someone that i have crabs before pulling down my pants to reveal two maryland blue crabs dangling from my wiener their pincers firmly around my shaft

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h

That’s right AI is ushering in the wonderful age of human utopia: working 72 hours a week for a pervert

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 13h

The grind culture that birthed many Big Tech companies from Google to Amazon is back.

As the AI race heats up, startups are promoting hardcore cultures like “996,” or working 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., six days a week.

Why these companies insist on a 72-hour work week

Start-ups are promoting hardcore cultures such as “996,” meaning working from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. six days a week, as they race to compete in AI.

www.washingtonpost.com

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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 12h

i once got mistakenly invited to a Crazy Rich Asians-themed gala for "creators, influencers, VCs and Ivy League" and this is still the most heinous meetup i've ever heard of

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 13h

“Prompt parties,” gatherings of women over cheese and wine to chat about how ChatGPT can help them, are emerging as the next-generation of Tupperware party in San Francisco.

Wine, Cheese and ChatGPT: Ladies’ Night in San Francisco

www.nytimes.com

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 13h

I don't think we should let it go that the president posted a video of himself shitting diarrhea on us. It should be on his wikipedia page

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