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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · Jun 21

changed my name to a job application as a reminder

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 10h

bsky.app/profile/auto...

📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 1d

he acts like he owns the place (he doesn't even pay rent)

picture of our cat ollie, a large and fluffy black and white tuxedo cat, sitting on a cluttered kitchen table

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 10h

yea!

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 15h

having a cat makes every day a challenge to take the strangest pics of the creature imaginable

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 1d

he acts like he owns the place (he doesn't even pay rent)

📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 1d

normalize giving me $500

📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 1d

girl who is "not going to make it"

📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 1d

what's a bitch gotta do to get some egg nog around here

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 1d

wouldn't you like to know 😏

📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 1d

you actually can kill me in a number of ways that matter

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 1d

nature will reclaim you

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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 1d

Why are you locked in the bathroom?

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 1d

MEASUREHEAD - LOOK AROUND YOU. LOOK AT THE ADVANCEMENTS IN THE SEXUAL SCIENCES -- ALL THE NOVEL TECHNIQUES, ACCESSORIES, PRESERVATIVES, MASSAGE OILS, LUBRICATION SALVES, ABORTION CLINICS..

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Sounds *fun* -- it's high time you incorporated some of these things into your daily life

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 2d

A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 2d

EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 2d

"you know what should make puppy sad? not having a job" - my roommate

:(

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 3d

he's finger lickin good

📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 3d

he just got engaged but still finds the time to harass me on the internet

White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 3d

Ladies of Bsky, let me put you onto a new prey:

@autokynephile.bsky.social

Perks of dating this individual
- Highly autistic
- Funny (many classic Skeets IMO)
- self admitted "Tradwife Tgirl"
- Lives in Ottawa (Can withstand harsh, horrid environments)
- Pathetic
- Likes soju & cigs (i.e easy)

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 3d

it's true

📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 3d

okay yay

📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 3d

im talking about myself

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 3d

domesticated in the streets, feral in the sheets

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 3d

putting a cone on my dog girl so she'll stop picking at her self-harm scars

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 4d

it should be socially acceptable to piss outside like that's where we've been pissing for most of history y tf do i gotta go all the way upstairs just to take a leak when i could just step outside

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 4d

every time a job asks me to apply with my "legal name" i wanna blow my head smoove off u might as well just have the form ask "are you a tranny? (y/n)"

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 4d

youre so powerfully autistic im in awe

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