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Ky
@autokynephile.bsky.social
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changed my name to a job application as a reminder
we're so back. unemployment arc is OVER
went through an entire bottle of 52% abv baijiu with my roommate last night and im barely hungover because i am pure of heart and recognize the ideological superiority of socialism with chinese characteristics
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
went through an entire bottle of 52% abv baijiu with my roommate last night and im barely hungover because i am pure of heart and recognize the ideological superiority of socialism with chinese characteristics
if you squeeze hard enough you can actually get blood from a stone
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if you squeeze hard enough you can actually get blood from a stone
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![screenshot of a twitter post from Uber Canada:
"Uber is helping Canadians move seamlessly."
[image]
"41% of riders used Uber to connect with public transit"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v5zkhieodj264uylvr73p3cq/bafkreicab7qhdghkwydmxad3lzo7fyh3t3kgdvtnrka4o66svrgfnbruae@jpeg)
rule one of t4t is never fall in love
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
rule one of t4t is never fall in love
they said she couldn't get cross faded on a tuesday night when she clocks in at 9am tomorrow. they were wrong
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
they said she couldn't get cross faded on a tuesday night when she clocks in at 9am tomorrow. they were wrong
if im free use and youre free use who's flying the plane????
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
if im free use and youre free use who's flying the plane????
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Need to get stabbed by a beautiful woman
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Need to get stabbed by a beautiful woman
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They smeared Keanu Reeves’ face with a TON of peanut butter for a scene in John Wick 3 and the dog is SO FUCKING EXCITED
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
They smeared Keanu Reeves’ face with a TON of peanut butter for a scene in John Wick 3 and the dog is SO FUCKING EXCITED
watching john wick and getting really horny every time keanu says good dog
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
watching john wick and getting really horny every time keanu says good dog
reposting this cuz it's topical again and because i like when people read my poetry
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
reposting this cuz it's topical again and because i like when people read my poetry
in love with all my mistakes, call that follyamorous
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
in love with all my mistakes, call that follyamorous
thinking about how 2/3 of my hrt regimen is delivered via my ass
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
thinking about how 2/3 of my hrt regimen is delivered via my ass
ngl dog treats taste pretty good if ur not a huge pussy about it
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
ngl dog treats taste pretty good if ur not a huge pussy about it
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Combat, for "Macrophage"
April 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Combat, for "Macrophage"
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Tarot cards themed for Warhammer 40,000
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Tarot cards themed for Warhammer 40,000
i once got broken up with so hard i developed a literal pain response to being sad. my hands ache like im a 68 year old with arthritis
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i once got broken up with so hard i developed a literal pain response to being sad. my hands ache like im a 68 year old with arthritis
it's writing girl winter
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
it's writing girl winter
getting breast aug so i can look like bob from fight club
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
getting breast aug so i can look like bob from fight club
hey bro long time no see. wanna come over and play some halo? i got a six pack we could crack open. also im a girl now. you still drink coors? i can get something else if you want
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
hey bro long time no see. wanna come over and play some halo? i got a six pack we could crack open. also im a girl now. you still drink coors? i can get something else if you want
i would fuck both Frankenstein and Frankenstein's monster from the 2025 movie Frankenstein (2025)
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i would fuck both Frankenstein and Frankenstein's monster from the 2025 movie Frankenstein (2025)
i need to be mistreated
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i need to be mistreated
hitting the work teams chat with a good morning everypony
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
hitting the work teams chat with a good morning everypony