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2SpookyChungus
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I’m just some dumb asshole who works in cancer research from Rochester, NY My old account got nuked RIP • Go Bills • Roll Tide • Fund Cancer Research • Free Palestine • Nazi Lives Don’t Matter • Free Link • Garbage plates fuckin’ rule
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OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA
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Sickos Department of Stats: We've thrown 80+ advanced stats into a kmeans clustering algorithm and pulled four groups of college football teams.

Zoom in, find your team, and let us know if you like their company.

And let us know what you think the groups mean!
I think my cat could do a better job of navigating tariff policy
Goated selection let’s go
Yo Ken fuckin’ rules let’s fucking go
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Just a reminder that my “Queer Mexicana” print is restocked on my store in photo frame and postcard sizes!
Please check it out 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈
Dawg I WISH I could sleep for 24 consecutive hours
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SCOOP: more than a third of new recruits at the ICE training academy have failed the personal fitness test -- so many that the agency has had to start pre-screening new hires to weed out what one official called "athletically allergic candidates" www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
A Third of ICE-Academy Recruits Are Failing Out
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a brisk jog pose a threat to Trump’s deportation campaign.
www.theatlantic.com
Bro cannot stay on message for more than a minute lmao
You’re doing a bit, right? Like. Doing a silly joke on the internet. Ha ha good joke, mate.
We are seeing whole new levels of cope. This is coping and seething on a level hitherto unseen in humanity.
Trump on No Kings: "It's a joke. I looked at the people. They are not representative of this country. And I looked at all the brand new signs I guess paid for by Soros and other radical left lunatics. We're checking it out. The demonstrations were very small. And the people were whacked out."
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The average mind cannot comprehend the insane athleticism of a 5’11 330 pound Samoan
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