a¢ab rocky 𓅋
@sophianlithoson.bsky.social
A remora in the wake of posting sharks
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you wouldn't believe the shit coming out of my ass right now
September 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
you wouldn't believe the shit coming out of my ass right now
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meta ai trying to figure it out
September 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
meta ai trying to figure it out
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hand under blanket champion 2025
September 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
hand under blanket champion 2025
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they made all the playplace slides narrower. nobody is talking about this
September 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
they made all the playplace slides narrower. nobody is talking about this
New ticket INC0042069 - URGENT new Azure instance works for help desk only but makes fart sounds when CIO tried it???
DaaS
Diogenes as a Service
Diogenes as a Service
September 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
New ticket INC0042069 - URGENT new Azure instance works for help desk only but makes fart sounds when CIO tried it???
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decided to take an uber instead of the bus to work today and he asked what my job was and he said “haven’t heard of satire before, i’m going to have to chatGPT that”
August 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
decided to take an uber instead of the bus to work today and he asked what my job was and he said “haven’t heard of satire before, i’m going to have to chatGPT that”
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Tibetan Blackbird: (sweating) I have to go
August 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Tibetan Blackbird: (sweating) I have to go
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I'm so fucked up
Here are the suggested “serving” sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most. nyti.ms/40Ou07l
August 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm so fucked up
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OK guys I'm an Elizabeth Warren fan now
See how easy that was
See how easy that was
August 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
OK guys I'm an Elizabeth Warren fan now
See how easy that was
See how easy that was
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"i have a system"
the system:
the system:
August 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
"i have a system"
the system:
the system:
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Opa
August 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Opa
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is he ready for the major leagues? you better fuckin believe it.
March 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
is he ready for the major leagues? you better fuckin believe it.
Seeing a hot chick from New York and saying in the Pace commercial voice: "New York City!!!??!"
Maybe dudes would get fucked more if they weren’t afraid of New York City.
Bernie Moreno says Cincinnati might be need to put on a "watch list" and claims he no longer visits Chicago and New York City because he's scared of crime
August 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Seeing a hot chick from New York and saying in the Pace commercial voice: "New York City!!!??!"
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lol it's hard to get a pic bc he's always attacking my feet but it's like this
July 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
lol it's hard to get a pic bc he's always attacking my feet but it's like this
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![A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets
My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3vj3sznbplg35cnfx4dtvss/bafkreig2ukd3sswlxg2g3py5t23jjs6dzdizqk67wuw7ddrdv6wgrgbjpi@jpeg)
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“i need you to do a bit with me”
July 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“i need you to do a bit with me”
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She loves belly rubs
July 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
She loves belly rubs
People: "you should watch [sport]! 😁 Sure it's plagued by gambling but it's still fun 😄
The sport's least corrupt official:
The sport's least corrupt official:
Umpire Brian Walsh called the worst ball of the season.
Walsh seemed to think the pitch missed inside but it was less than a ball's width from being dead center.
It would've needed to be an additional 9.5 inches inside for this to be the correct call.
Walsh went on to miss 15 calls in the game.
Walsh seemed to think the pitch missed inside but it was less than a ball's width from being dead center.
It would've needed to be an additional 9.5 inches inside for this to be the correct call.
Walsh went on to miss 15 calls in the game.
July 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
People: "you should watch [sport]! 😁 Sure it's plagued by gambling but it's still fun 😄
The sport's least corrupt official:
The sport's least corrupt official:
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I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see