Straight Outta Yankton
@somehooplehead.bsky.social
Just a person (not a corporation). I like to be funny, and I look like it. By "it", I mean "dashing", since people tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
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BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.
You must refuse illegal orders.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.
You must refuse illegal orders.
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Pete Hegseth has some real Niedermeyer energy, doesn't he?
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Pete Hegseth has some real Niedermeyer energy, doesn't he?
When does Hegseth get hit by rotting fruit in all public spaces? When does he face a tribunal?
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When does Hegseth get hit by rotting fruit in all public spaces? When does he face a tribunal?
It really doesn't take a lot of brains to be a quick-footed QB.
And Aaron Rogers bookends the speed factor with similar brain-damaged reasoning.
Thus, I am concluding that being an NFL QB is not predicated on being smarter than hammered shit.
Roethlesberger suggests they are just hammered shit
And Aaron Rogers bookends the speed factor with similar brain-damaged reasoning.
Thus, I am concluding that being an NFL QB is not predicated on being smarter than hammered shit.
Roethlesberger suggests they are just hammered shit
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It really doesn't take a lot of brains to be a quick-footed QB.
And Aaron Rogers bookends the speed factor with similar brain-damaged reasoning.
Thus, I am concluding that being an NFL QB is not predicated on being smarter than hammered shit.
Roethlesberger suggests they are just hammered shit
And Aaron Rogers bookends the speed factor with similar brain-damaged reasoning.
Thus, I am concluding that being an NFL QB is not predicated on being smarter than hammered shit.
Roethlesberger suggests they are just hammered shit
But you know what I really hate? What really chaps my hide?
It's such a sad thing about human nature - say you absolutely loathed a book and everyone wants to know what it was.
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
But you know what I really hate? What really chaps my hide?
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Mark Kelly: “Donald Trump is so singularly unqualified for this job as President. He wants to shut people up, but he’s not gonna shut me up. I’m not gonna be intimidated by him or Pete Hegseth and his threats to court-martial me”
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Mark Kelly: “Donald Trump is so singularly unqualified for this job as President. He wants to shut people up, but he’s not gonna shut me up. I’m not gonna be intimidated by him or Pete Hegseth and his threats to court-martial me”
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"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal. Without a war. An interesting achievement".
I'd say it's a historic achievement🙈
I'd say it's a historic achievement🙈
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal. Without a war. An interesting achievement".
I'd say it's a historic achievement🙈
I'd say it's a historic achievement🙈
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This may be the most acutely relieved I have ever felt.
I can't explain what's happening, but cognitive dysfunction from these lesions has rapidly diminished and I feel almost like my old self again.
No new meds unless you count a new strain of cannabis...
I won't question these little gifts.
I can't explain what's happening, but cognitive dysfunction from these lesions has rapidly diminished and I feel almost like my old self again.
No new meds unless you count a new strain of cannabis...
I won't question these little gifts.
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
This may be the most acutely relieved I have ever felt.
I can't explain what's happening, but cognitive dysfunction from these lesions has rapidly diminished and I feel almost like my old self again.
No new meds unless you count a new strain of cannabis...
I won't question these little gifts.
I can't explain what's happening, but cognitive dysfunction from these lesions has rapidly diminished and I feel almost like my old self again.
No new meds unless you count a new strain of cannabis...
I won't question these little gifts.
If a drunk racist fascist falls into his own dumpster fire, but only senile old pedophiles can save him, do we care?
Pete Hegseth says he didn’t see the second strike on an alleged drug boat that killed two survivors because he had left the room after the first strike.
Hegseth Says He Didn’t See Strike on Alleged Drug Boat That Killed Survivors
The Defense Secretary backed the decision to hit the vessel for a second time, but says he left the room when the order was given.
on.wsj.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If a drunk racist fascist falls into his own dumpster fire, but only senile old pedophiles can save him, do we care?
I love this fat bastard.
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I love this fat bastard.
Apologies to my recent chess.com opponent. My app froze for the first 10s, right out of the gate.
To you, it felt unsporting as if I were "spotting" you 10s to not move, then play the rest of the game with only premoves. That was not the case. We were both failed by the lag.
To you, it felt unsporting as if I were "spotting" you 10s to not move, then play the rest of the game with only premoves. That was not the case. We were both failed by the lag.
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December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Apologies to my recent chess.com opponent. My app froze for the first 10s, right out of the gate.
To you, it felt unsporting as if I were "spotting" you 10s to not move, then play the rest of the game with only premoves. That was not the case. We were both failed by the lag.
To you, it felt unsporting as if I were "spotting" you 10s to not move, then play the rest of the game with only premoves. That was not the case. We were both failed by the lag.
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Someone ask Mike Johnson:
“How are you able to effectively do your job without being informed on important news developments that impact your constituents and the country?”
“How are you able to effectively do your job without being informed on important news developments that impact your constituents and the country?”
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Someone ask Mike Johnson:
“How are you able to effectively do your job without being informed on important news developments that impact your constituents and the country?”
“How are you able to effectively do your job without being informed on important news developments that impact your constituents and the country?”
He's gonna die in prison.
Lol.
Lol.
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
He's gonna die in prison.
Lol.
Lol.
Hunter Yuracuck announcing his new hire?
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hunter Yuracuck announcing his new hire?
"Or, hold on a tick. We *COULD* hire a nobody!"
-Hunter Yuracuck
-Hunter Yuracuck
*Hunter Yurachek flips a chair around and straddles the back before affecting a straight-shooter making the hard decisions voice*
"Look...you gotta hire somebody"
"Look...you gotta hire somebody"
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Or, hold on a tick. We *COULD* hire a nobody!"
-Hunter Yuracuck
-Hunter Yuracuck
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A small group of Razorback fans have gathered outside the Jones Center to protest AD Hunter Yurachek
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A small group of Razorback fans have gathered outside the Jones Center to protest AD Hunter Yurachek
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Thou shalt not pretend that you’re at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.
Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Thou shalt not pretend that you’re at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.
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Van Hollen: "It's either murder from the first strike if their whole theory is wrong, and I think the weight of the legal opinion is they've concocted this ridiculous legal theory. But even if you accept it, then it is a war crime. I do believe the secretary of defense should be held accountable"
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Van Hollen: "It's either murder from the first strike if their whole theory is wrong, and I think the weight of the legal opinion is they've concocted this ridiculous legal theory. But even if you accept it, then it is a war crime. I do believe the secretary of defense should be held accountable"
Hot damn!
$50 don't spend like it used to...
$50 don't spend like it used to...
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hot damn!
$50 don't spend like it used to...
$50 don't spend like it used to...
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![WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY KNOW A CURE FOR MY INCURABLE DISEASE... [pic of jenny and forest from forest gump talking on the school bus as children] - she says 'are you stupid or something? - mybodyistryingtokillme.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreihw3q5qkh64tjibi3jox7vsr7owbxp6ecvskf55mycpzldg2y3cwq@jpeg)
Hipster bullshit
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hipster bullshit