Straight Outta Yankton
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Just a person (not a corporation). I like to be funny, and I look like it. By "it", I mean "dashing", since people tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks. Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
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We legit, have an amendment to the constitution because our predecessors foresaw a danger to forestall. We are too dumbe to hit the eject button as we nosedive to earth because the idiot with AI promises it's normal.

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Trump posts insane video of himself as a king flying a jet that drops feces on protestors below. Seriously
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For kids born in the 80s, Eerie, Indiana is now like a fever dream. Same vein, but more family friendly. Like Are You Afraid of The Dark, but shorter-lived.
They said it would remain peaceful... But how do you reconcile that with this carnage?
Everyone got called out at No Kings
Getting our son a ghecko in the near future and didn't like the way the light was intended to just sit on the lid. Repurposed and old VESA mount and a cutting board that others convinced themselves was dishwasher safe.

For less than an hour of effort, I am pleased.
Thisbis THE BASIS upon which I willingly give taxes. Republicans only see a gotcha. Fucking ghouls.
Especially no effin' child-effin' effen' child kings.
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Im not a soda drinker. In fact, in one can bet with unfathomable accuracy, that my beverage is coffee or water, sparkling or flat.

Now, I just tied the 7up smShirley Temple pomegranate and cherry, and was surprised by the pomegranate. It is so, sooo good.

A very dangerous beverage.
a little girl in a white dress is standing in front of a man .
ALT: a little girl in a white dress is standing in front of a man .
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Wow, lots of American flags and peace . Sure doesn’t seem like people who hate America you absolute embarrassment Speaker Johnson
Europeans want to act like our units are all goofy with 12in per foot and an unknowable number of feet per mile. But they cannot explain how the base SI unit for mass isn't the g.

It is like the tide going in and out, for it cannot be explained.

They mislabeled the kg and the system is broken.
Damn!
Holy shit. Buckingham Palace stripped Prince Andrew of his titles and honors.

THIS IS THE CANARY IN THE COAL MINE FOR THE EPSTEIN FILES RELEASE. The Royals know they can’t cover it up anymore.

The damn is finally breaking!!!
Trump's every action confirms that he would do anything to hide the plain, obvious, disgusting, child-raping truth.
The most interesting about Trump springing George Santos from prison is that Trump is still in the Epstein Files.
Well, that's not what Ghislaine Maxwell says.
"Listen, I dont carry my weapon when I'm driving drunk with my kids, and if I am not carrying a piece I can wave at browns, why the fuck would I want ID? Huh? In fact, I'd rather wear a mask and carry no ID. Community policing, it's called."

This piece of shit should get 10,000% of the Find Out.
Kind of ironic that they go “do you have your ID on you?” and the ICE guy is like are you fucking serious I guess this is communism USSR like lol who do you work for brother
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
"I'm trying to get home."

"Why is that a struggle, Mr. Brownshirt?" And you won't have your weapon with you if you're umm, you're umm...what, Mr. Brownshirt?
Kind of ironic that they go “do you have your ID on you?” and the ICE guy is like are you fucking serious I guess this is communism USSR like lol who do you work for brother
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
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It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.

Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
Wll. Thats a real human thing to do.

Why then, dont you pull your head outta your ass and quit pretending thar RFK Jr. Has ANY insights beyond grifting. Say anything positive of MAGA, and prove yourself a bot. Which you've done.
As I age, this transitions from a cool/fun song...to one that is outright tragic.

From one that dances around some shadows, but overall fun in its stumbling drunkenness...to one I don't believe ACTUALLY evem alludes to drinking...I deem it a sleight of hand.

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Eric Clapton - Steve Winwood (Can't find my way home)
YouTube video by Ant Varandonis
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