Straight Outta Yankton
@somehooplehead.bsky.social
Just a person (not a corporation). I like to be funny, and I look like it. By "it", I mean "dashing", since people tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
Wife and son bought this garbage at a craft fair. I dont understand how he offered this or how they bought it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Wife and son bought this garbage at a craft fair. I dont understand how he offered this or how they bought it.
Enthusiastic consent...to precipitate.
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Enthusiastic consent...to precipitate.
That poor bastard.
First, he's got you for a patient, and now a mistress?
Is this the guy?:
First, he's got you for a patient, and now a mistress?
Is this the guy?:
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
That poor bastard.
First, he's got you for a patient, and now a mistress?
Is this the guy?:
First, he's got you for a patient, and now a mistress?
Is this the guy?:
Change the word "living" to "visiting", and Genesis' "That's All" is lyrically describing an MS patient's diagnostic journey.
This not a joke, rather, a keen observation.
youtu.be/Vzyn60Zns-E?...
This not a joke, rather, a keen observation.
youtu.be/Vzyn60Zns-E?...
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Change the word "living" to "visiting", and Genesis' "That's All" is lyrically describing an MS patient's diagnostic journey.
This not a joke, rather, a keen observation.
youtu.be/Vzyn60Zns-E?...
This not a joke, rather, a keen observation.
youtu.be/Vzyn60Zns-E?...
Reading these emails every 6 months is like opening a college acceptance letter. I don't think i am emotionally prepared for the eventual notice that I am JCV+ and have to switch meds. But that's not a concern for the me of these next 6 months!
Fuck MS and release the epstein files, ya cowards.
Fuck MS and release the epstein files, ya cowards.
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Reading these emails every 6 months is like opening a college acceptance letter. I don't think i am emotionally prepared for the eventual notice that I am JCV+ and have to switch meds. But that's not a concern for the me of these next 6 months!
Fuck MS and release the epstein files, ya cowards.
Fuck MS and release the epstein files, ya cowards.
GOP has destroyed all that was once good.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
GOP has destroyed all that was once good.
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This physique boggles my mind.
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This physique boggles my mind.
Great yet?
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Great yet?
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
These things are so addictive, I dont allow them in the house.
But that's crazy talk.
So, instead, I have them, and dont eat them to show those valley fucks who's boss.
Who is crazy now?
But that's crazy talk.
So, instead, I have them, and dont eat them to show those valley fucks who's boss.
Who is crazy now?
October 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
These things are so addictive, I dont allow them in the house.
But that's crazy talk.
So, instead, I have them, and dont eat them to show those valley fucks who's boss.
Who is crazy now?
But that's crazy talk.
So, instead, I have them, and dont eat them to show those valley fucks who's boss.
Who is crazy now?
Getting our son a ghecko in the near future and didn't like the way the light was intended to just sit on the lid. Repurposed and old VESA mount and a cutting board that others convinced themselves was dishwasher safe.
For less than an hour of effort, I am pleased.
For less than an hour of effort, I am pleased.
October 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Getting our son a ghecko in the near future and didn't like the way the light was intended to just sit on the lid. Repurposed and old VESA mount and a cutting board that others convinced themselves was dishwasher safe.
For less than an hour of effort, I am pleased.
For less than an hour of effort, I am pleased.
I am dead. Coach's response to another parent is highlighted. English being his second language, I can totally understand mixing up "instrumental".
I feel bad laughing. But this had me in stitches.
I feel bad laughing. But this had me in stitches.
October 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I am dead. Coach's response to another parent is highlighted. English being his second language, I can totally understand mixing up "instrumental".
I feel bad laughing. But this had me in stitches.
I feel bad laughing. But this had me in stitches.
Rainy day.
October 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Rainy day.
How, in these $10-per-loaf-a-bread-days, is this 3lb-10oz punkinpie [sic] only $5.99?
(Banana for scale)
(Banana for scale)
October 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
How, in these $10-per-loaf-a-bread-days, is this 3lb-10oz punkinpie [sic] only $5.99?
(Banana for scale)
(Banana for scale)
I am so hyped for Hot Sauce Committee Part 1...
October 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I am so hyped for Hot Sauce Committee Part 1...
Complete this chicken-little gpt triage:
"Since you are not going to the ER"...
"Since you are not going to the ER"...
September 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Complete this chicken-little gpt triage:
"Since you are not going to the ER"...
"Since you are not going to the ER"...
I am out on parole.
It's almost worth learning French just to be able to snoodily appreciate this giant of the art.
It's almost worth learning French just to be able to snoodily appreciate this giant of the art.
September 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I am out on parole.
It's almost worth learning French just to be able to snoodily appreciate this giant of the art.
It's almost worth learning French just to be able to snoodily appreciate this giant of the art.