Straight Outta Yankton
@somehooplehead.bsky.social
Just a person (not a corporation). I like to be funny, and I look like it. By "it", I mean "dashing", since people tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
Laying in bed, my phone above my face.
My cat jumps on my lap and starts needing my thigh. I let him go for a bit, and, finally getting annoyed, go to shoo him way...but there's no cat. Nothing there but spasms. On the spectrum of symptoms, tolerable... for a bit.
My cat jumps on my lap and starts needing my thigh. I let him go for a bit, and, finally getting annoyed, go to shoo him way...but there's no cat. Nothing there but spasms. On the spectrum of symptoms, tolerable... for a bit.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Laying in bed, my phone above my face.
My cat jumps on my lap and starts needing my thigh. I let him go for a bit, and, finally getting annoyed, go to shoo him way...but there's no cat. Nothing there but spasms. On the spectrum of symptoms, tolerable... for a bit.
My cat jumps on my lap and starts needing my thigh. I let him go for a bit, and, finally getting annoyed, go to shoo him way...but there's no cat. Nothing there but spasms. On the spectrum of symptoms, tolerable... for a bit.
I hope this lady gets taken care of at concerts all year by artists that aren't bitch babies like whoever this Bubba Baby is. Did trump blow HIM? Seeing her sleep reminded him of Donnie Tee?
Poor lady. Fuck this dude.
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Poor lady. Fuck this dude.
www.reddit.com/r/popculture...
From the popculturechat community on Reddit: Burna Boy asks a couple to leave his concert because one of then fell asleep. Refuses to sing another song until they leave.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I hope this lady gets taken care of at concerts all year by artists that aren't bitch babies like whoever this Bubba Baby is. Did trump blow HIM? Seeing her sleep reminded him of Donnie Tee?
Poor lady. Fuck this dude.
www.reddit.com/r/popculture...
Poor lady. Fuck this dude.
www.reddit.com/r/popculture...
Comics taught us that villains have origin stories. A reason or explanation for why they are such epically shit participants in society.
Stephen Miller teaches us that that idea is malleable, or even omittable. And the dismay of knowing the hate has no underlying reason makes it so much worse.
Stephen Miller teaches us that that idea is malleable, or even omittable. And the dismay of knowing the hate has no underlying reason makes it so much worse.
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Comics taught us that villains have origin stories. A reason or explanation for why they are such epically shit participants in society.
Stephen Miller teaches us that that idea is malleable, or even omittable. And the dismay of knowing the hate has no underlying reason makes it so much worse.
Stephen Miller teaches us that that idea is malleable, or even omittable. And the dismay of knowing the hate has no underlying reason makes it so much worse.
I've seen some pathetic little men, but my god, has this little fella w9n himeslf belle of the ball: www.reddit.com/r/sports/com...
From the sports community on Reddit: A State Trooper at Texas A&M intentionally bumps into two South Carolina players, then gets upset
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November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I've seen some pathetic little men, but my god, has this little fella w9n himeslf belle of the ball: www.reddit.com/r/sports/com...
Wife and son bought this garbage at a craft fair. I dont understand how he offered this or how they bought it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Wife and son bought this garbage at a craft fair. I dont understand how he offered this or how they bought it.
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“Quiet! Quiet!” 😬
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“Quiet! Quiet!” 😬
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Yikes 😬 an official U.S. government account just referred to Americans as “imbecilic morons.” That’s… a choice.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Yikes 😬 an official U.S. government account just referred to Americans as “imbecilic morons.” That’s… a choice.
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
IT gave me admin rights to install a bunch of stuff. Anything I should add to my list while I have the keys to the T-Tbird? Not trying to be nefarious, but beyond my specific apps, any utilities I shouldnt be missing out on?
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
IT gave me admin rights to install a bunch of stuff. Anything I should add to my list while I have the keys to the T-Tbird? Not trying to be nefarious, but beyond my specific apps, any utilities I shouldnt be missing out on?
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They’re calling Megyn Kelly
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
They’re calling Megyn Kelly
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
“Megyn R. Kelly" now.
Operation "war crimes are justifiable to coverup pedophilia en masse, right?"
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Operation "war crimes are justifiable to coverup pedophilia en masse, right?"
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I asked Grok "Is JD Vance a suck up?"
Here's my favorite part of the response:
"Public opinion leans negative—polls and sentiment analysis from 2024-2025 show him as one of the least popular VPs in modern history, with terms like "unlikeable" and "grifter" dominating discourse."
Here's my favorite part of the response:
"Public opinion leans negative—polls and sentiment analysis from 2024-2025 show him as one of the least popular VPs in modern history, with terms like "unlikeable" and "grifter" dominating discourse."
a man with a beard wearing a blue suit and pink tie
Alt: GIF of Vance on tv looking towards the camera in a suspicious, side eye way.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I asked Grok "Is JD Vance a suck up?"
Here's my favorite part of the response:
"Public opinion leans negative—polls and sentiment analysis from 2024-2025 show him as one of the least popular VPs in modern history, with terms like "unlikeable" and "grifter" dominating discourse."
Here's my favorite part of the response:
"Public opinion leans negative—polls and sentiment analysis from 2024-2025 show him as one of the least popular VPs in modern history, with terms like "unlikeable" and "grifter" dominating discourse."
Mango-churian candidate is so good. Why is this new to me?
Did I just see Moses Mike toss his sanctimonious hitchhiker's thumb backwards & squarely at the Mango-churian Candidate?
Why, yes.
Yes I did.
Why, yes.
Yes I did.
a little girl in a red jacket is looking up with the hashtag @jx_ke above her
ALT: a little girl in a red jacket is looking up with the hashtag @jx_ke above her
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November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Mango-churian candidate is so good. Why is this new to me?
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It's a good day to bring this back.
Ted Cruz Says “Let’s Stop Attacking Pedophiles” in Embarrassing Gaffe | APT
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November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's a good day to bring this back.
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Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
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Sen. John Kennedy on Epstein: "I just don't think this issue is gonna go away until it's addressed and answered to the American people's satisfaction. And I may end up with a Sombrero on my head for saying that, but that's the way I see it."
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Sen. John Kennedy on Epstein: "I just don't think this issue is gonna go away until it's addressed and answered to the American people's satisfaction. And I may end up with a Sombrero on my head for saying that, but that's the way I see it."
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After the revelations in these 23k+ Epstein emails, I’m convinced these billionaires didn’t manipulate the last election to keep Trump out of prison, they did it to keep ALL of them out of prison. May ANYONE involved with Epstein rot in hell and prison, you soulless pieces of shit.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
After the revelations in these 23k+ Epstein emails, I’m convinced these billionaires didn’t manipulate the last election to keep Trump out of prison, they did it to keep ALL of them out of prison. May ANYONE involved with Epstein rot in hell and prison, you soulless pieces of shit.
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You would think that the 8 GOP Senators who are SO OUTRAGED that Jack Smith subpoenaed their phone records that they want $1 million compensation would bring him in to testify IN A PUBLIC HEARING to explain why he did this. But no, they don’t want to do that. I wonder why?
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You would think that the 8 GOP Senators who are SO OUTRAGED that Jack Smith subpoenaed their phone records that they want $1 million compensation would bring him in to testify IN A PUBLIC HEARING to explain why he did this. But no, they don’t want to do that. I wonder why?
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Let’s be clear: the hold-up isn’t on our side. This was his campaign promise—so he needs to go ahead and fulfill it. Release the files. All of them.
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Let’s be clear: the hold-up isn’t on our side. This was his campaign promise—so he needs to go ahead and fulfill it. Release the files. All of them.
Enthusiastic consent...to precipitate.
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Enthusiastic consent...to precipitate.
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