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Danforth aka Hiss DanFEARth
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If we're stuck on this ship and it's sinking Then we might as well have a parade
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Going full Gollum over a poptart? Interesting.
In case you think this is a joke
Shut the fuck up let's fucking go
Exited to announce that Wilco and I will be getting together to perform songs from Mermaid Avenue live for one night only at Solid Sound Festival on June 26, 2026 in North Adams, MA.

Call it special, call it historic, whatever you call it: it's one you won't want to miss.
🎟️ SolidSoundFestival.com
There are the better part of one hundred skeets either responding to or skeeting on this prompt, and nary a one is skeeting Michelle Rodriguez's (earned and due) praise. Smdh, y'all, smdh.
Which actor has played the same role in every movie?
It's really quite incredible how well and how often Mamdani marries the morally correct thing to do with the politically obvious thing to do.
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.
It's been wild to see Microsoft fumble the bag with Xbox over the last few years, then openly pivot to pure, uncut enshittification.
SCOOP: For the last two years, Microsoft has pushed Xbox to hit profit margins of 30%, an ambitious target that's far higher than the industry average.

This chase for profit has led Xbox to raise prices, cut thousands of jobs, and rethink everything.

Story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Microsoft Pushes Xbox Division to Hit Higher Profit Margins
Management’s goal of 30% profit margins for gaming has led to job losses, canceled projects
www.bloomberg.com
"I have read of other cat burglars who work in the dead of night, and all I can tell you is they are not French. Miss a night of passionate lovemaking to steal some jewels that will still be there the next morning at a reasonable hour? C’est impossible!"

Solidarity forever!
In France, we pride ourselves on enjoying life’s simple pleasures: food, drink, and the occasional grand larceny. To rush through these things would not just disrupt our leisurely schedule; it would be a sin. One must savor the moment, not run from robbery to robbery like a buffoon.
I, a French Jewel Thief, Refuse to Rob the Louvre Before Mid-Morning
“Thieves in balaclavas broke into Paris’ Louvre museum on Sunday morning, using a crane to smash an upstairs window, then stealing priceless object...
buff.ly
Did he play Horizon Zero Dawn and empathize with Ted Fucking Faro???
ELON MUSK: “If we build this robot army, do I have at least a strong influence over this robot army? … I don't feel comfortable building that robot army unless I have a strong influence.” Read the full piece from @aarianmarshall.bsky.social on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Elon Musk Wants ‘Strong Influence’ Over the ‘Robot Army’ He’s Building
In a Tesla earnings call Wednesday, the world’s richest man pondered the future of his company’s Optimus robots—and his control over them.
www.wired.com
And if he's just running ads to show out for his donor base then why is he running them in AR?
Never going to pass a test that you genuinely don't care about, I guess.
Yell County did not send their finest when they sent him out into the world. And why is his neck so scrawny?
There is some esoteric or emerging 4A stuff that's legitimately academic. This stuff, however, could be taught on a few flash cards.
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
Yo...the fuck? Is Cuomo trying to sandbag this election?
Elect me president in 2028 and I promise to air Stormy Daniels' pornographic films 24/7/365 in the ballroom until I am impeached in May of 2029.
I feel very strongly that the new stupid ballroom should *not* be torn down. I believe the next Dem President should, a week after taking office, have a Drag Queen Story Hour there, and then use it for a rotating exhibit of Black/Latin/East Asian/African/Queer art. We're going full troll, people.
Throw in the Shaun King and Killer Mike of it all, the guy has more than a few notable misses.
Can't get shivved at the Supreme Court if you don't first win in the district court.
BREAKING: Judge Patricia James has granted the request of the citizens of Senate District 26 to hold the special election "as soon as practicable."

HUGE win for democracy in Arkansas and a win for the citizens who stood up for their constitutional right to representation.
"You had a choice between dishonor and war. You chose dishonor. You may still get war."
re. UVA's agreement with the Trump administration, this seems important.

Can the government still bring an enforcement action against UVA alleging civil rights violations?

Yes.
I'm sitting at my deep state standing desk, doubling over in laughter
these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
"just...the scope of it" is a rich text in and of itself
I went to Walmart for the first time in like five years last month, think that'll get me a freebie?
Between that and the Champions League it might be time to up for that service
I wish I could bet on things like "Bret Stephens searches his own name on BlueSky whilst masturbating self-righteously"
This is embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for Bret Stephens. If you’re going to write why a mayoral candidate scares you, shouldn’t you name some bad things you think he’d do as mayor, not rely on negative interpretation of words he said in college?
Look I don't know what exactly is happening on that tray but I do know that it should be discouraged and not celebrated
I think that part of the reason this whole Platner story is tough for a lot of people to digest is that it forces them to consider just how deeply shitty many members of our military casually are.