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If we're stuck on this ship and it's sinking
Then we might as well have a parade
I don't want to say that my old law school is pulling out all the stops to avoid getting exploded by the Arkansas legislature, so I will just say that they are hosting both Arya Shapiro and John Woo this spring in two separate events and leave it at that.
February 13, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
It's a very simple question about what he believes with a very simple answer.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Between this and the CONCACAF-inluenced pitch quality, I wish that Xavi were still around to complain indignantly post-match
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Hanging a trans pride flag off of El Capitan is metal as fuck
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
It's like having Tucker Carlson root for the person drowning your puppy in the creek
Steve McManaman is just openly cheering for Atletico right now. It's not helping the situation.
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Steve McManaman is just openly cheering for Atletico right now. It's not helping the situation.
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Alright, time to turn my Teams status to "away" and do some deep work (the Copa del Rey is on)
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Really embarrassed by my small talk with security this morning. Not my best stuff. Nothing to do now but own it and do better at lunch.
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I genuinely don't think that I've ever seen a clearer case of Methinks Thou Doth Protest Too Much
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Scit scat skee doo doo family
February 12, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Tell me again how this country is pro-life or whateverthefuck
Love how colon cancer keeps killing people under 50 and yet insurance doesn't cover colonoscopy without cost-sharing until age 45.

I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Some personal news
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I think that at this point you have to just assume that the party in power of the federal government are using the massive resources and surveillance capabilities of the State to monitor political opponents on a molecular level.
CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
They're playing the Dawson's Creek theme song in Kroger right now 🫡
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
It's hard to describe just how badly Bondi comes off here.
Goldman: "Will the survivors and victims who are here please stand up one more time. By show of hands, how many of you or your loved ones actually have met with the DOJ? None ... How many of you were ignored by the DOJ? All of them." (Bondi responds by smearing Goldman.)
February 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
It's a real "questions answered by my tshirt" shituation going on over there.
when you repeatedly have to film videos "setting the record straight" it doesn't mean that people like to gossip about you, or even hate you, it means you're a very bad communicator
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
February 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
He knows that he's lying. The TV person knows that he's lying. He knows that everyone watching knows that he's lying. And yet he lies for the audience of a singular dotard whose mental facilities grow dimmer each and every day, he lies for the benefit of a sole wretched and diminished individual.
Burgum: "CO2 was never a pollutant. When we breathe, we emit CO2. Plants need CO2 to survive and grow. They thrive with more CO2. So the whole endangerment thing opens up an opportunity for the revival of clean, beautiful, American coal."
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I know a fellow Wasteland Architect when I see one. You could drop 10,000 hours just developing the Island.
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Mamoru Oshii, the director of legendary anime movie Ghost in the Shell, has said that he's played Fallout 4 for 10,000 hours while avoiding its main quest. https://bit.ly/4aud4Hh
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
We are so back
If you had "Olympian goes on national television immediately after winning a medal and apologizes for having an affair" on your Winter Olympics 2026 Bingo Board, well, congratulations to you!
Norwegian biathlete wins Winter Olympics bronze and then tells TV interview of affair
Sturla Holm Lægreid broke down in tears after winning bronze in the men’s 20km biathlon and apologised for having an affair
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
It's sort of a classic "the best time to care about the Fourth Amendment was fifty years ago" situation
Lotta folks finding out the dirt about Ring for the first time on here tonight
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
This is just an insane thing to have on a job posting for an AUSA position
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM