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If we're stuck on this ship and it's sinking
Then we might as well have a parade
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December 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Getting handy with citrus strip, a sander, and stain will blow your home furniture possibility doors wide open.
i love furniture restoration videos because they show how quality is important and you can get some really beautiful, overlooked furniture if you learn certain skills

IG savedbydesign.tn
December 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
College football is still the best, despite the best efforts of the greedy men who run it.
The Pop Tarts mascots are turning on each other
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Welles is a tiktok content producer who spun that gig into a touring musician thing. Not my cuppa but no hate in my heart. Any accolades more than that speak more to the speaker than Welles.

As an Arkansawyer, he looks more Brooklyn than holler.
I haven’t wanted to say it but YOLO.

Jesse Wells is not John Prine. He isn’t even close.
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Top tier little free library finds over here in Stifft's Station.
December 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Well, I'll be laughing at this into next week
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The mutual aid hub is one of two things. Either it's completely cynical or it's genuine leadership. No matter which way, people get resources that they need and Democrats look good in the community because of it. So...I'm not sure where the problem is?
🧵 Our mutual aid hub has been a HUGE draw for our immense volunteer base, many of whom have never wanted to be involved politics before now.

This model isn’t just about the immediate impacts: It’s about showing our values, building a community, and reaching voters — without selling our soul!
Turning campaigns into mutual aid hubs isn’t good for campaigns or mutual aid! Your campaign manager should be entirely too busy to schlep around 5600 tampons!
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"The Task Calls For A Phillip's Head"
December 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm fixing to head out to my folk's house for Christmas. Decided to leave the price tags on all of my sibling's gifts just to let them know where they stand in the Danforth Power Rankings.
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Not as bad as the barrow-wight, tbh
That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I was wondering what Wohl had gotten himself up to!
GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The Spurs beat the Thunder for a third time this month and I'm frying up some chicken for dinner. Happy Holidays, however you may celebrate.
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That's how you do it. Can't take the money with you, folks. But you can use it to make our world a little bit better.
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Reposted by Danforth
IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE
How much are you going to pay doctors?

Which current hospitals get shut down ?

What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?

How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
We used to be a country
Winamp Skin: A Charlie Brown Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The podcast should be called How Did This Get Makin' Me Cry because this was the most loving and human thing I've seen today.
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
I Talked To 50 Dads at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour
YouTube video by DARK WEB | Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What could this possibly do that playing a SNES or Sega era button smasher wouldn't do on its own
Scientists have developed a robotic hand exoskeleton that can passively train expert pianists to play faster keystrokes and overcome the ceiling effect in motor skills.

Read more in #ScienceRobotics: https://scim.ag/3N3bJil
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The administration was famously hiding the ball on the answers to these specific questions. There was just no way to know what the Trump White House was thinking here!
Here's the rest of Bari Weiss' memo. "We do not present the administration's argument for why it sent 252 Venezuelans to CECOT," and on Sec. Noem's trip "no comment from her or her staff about what her goal on that trip was... or if she had or has concerns about the treatment of detainees." LOL!
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Those are sick ass jerseys to represent a dope ass state.
New Mexico is wearing turquoise for their bowl 🔥
December 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Fuck all y'all chuckleheads, knuckleheads, and doofuses. I'm rolling the windows down and listening to Zwan.
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Why is this an email from an AUSA? And why is that AUSA's name redacted?
Among the newly-released Epstein files. This Justice Dept email from Jan 2020

'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"
December 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Putting an American flag on my shoulders like a cape and assembling the boys to watch 60 Minutes
Watching 60 Minutes with the boys
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
What, exactly, do they think Mitch McConnell did in 2016?
The comments on this video on TikTok are so interesting to me because it is a lot of people saying that we can’t do this because what if Republicans try it to or what if Republicans reverse it. “We have to change the court the traditional way.”
did a video a few days ago making the case for supreme court expansion www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjB_...
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
AI couldn't make the Sistine Chapel, let alone this work of art
Take that, generative AI!
December 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is a fitting shaming and celebration of humanity writ large. I love it, obviously.
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM