Callie
@soaucal.bsky.social
New twitter same me 🦖
Maybe she’s BARN with it 🐅🦅
Maybe she’s BARN with it 🐅🦅
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Callie
@soaucal.bsky.social
· Nov 22
*cracks open a fresh bottle of ibuprofen*
HELL YEAH YALL WE MADE IT TO THE WEEKEND
//plans on going to bed at 8pm cst
HELL YEAH YALL WE MADE IT TO THE WEEKEND
//plans on going to bed at 8pm cst
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When you are already questioning your decision…
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When you are already questioning your decision…
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how much better would the world be if PayPal had just failed miserably
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
how much better would the world be if PayPal had just failed miserably
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dinosaur with a thagomizer that has a little thagomizer inside of it like a reverse xenomorph
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
dinosaur with a thagomizer that has a little thagomizer inside of it like a reverse xenomorph
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spinosaurid age of sail
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
spinosaurid age of sail
You have my attention
regenerating thagomizer
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
You have my attention
Always
Thinking it’s probably time I watched Justified again.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Always
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THE POP TARTS FLAVORS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED FOR THE @poptartsbowl.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
THE POP TARTS FLAVORS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED FOR THE @poptartsbowl.com
All are welcome, but just know, you may not survive 🫠
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM
All are welcome, but just know, you may not survive 🫠
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you know what sucks the most? that if Auburn shows up ready to play that game and doesn't wait until it's in a 17-0 hole to do anything it wins
hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?
hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
you know what sucks the most? that if Auburn shows up ready to play that game and doesn't wait until it's in a 17-0 hole to do anything it wins
hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?
hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?
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I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of look Saban is going for here and I’ve settled on “hill country revenue agent”
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of look Saban is going for here and I’ve settled on “hill country revenue agent”
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ONCE AGAIN WE GATHERT AT THE LITTLE WAFFLEHOUSE OF BETHLEHEM, LONG FORGOTTEN TO THE ECHOCHAMBERS OF YORE. LET US READ FROM THE BOOK OF ROBERT TRENT JONES 3:16, FOR WHEN YOU SAW ONE SET OF $50 HANDSHAKES IN THE SAND IT WAS THEN BROTHER HUGH BOGEYED ON THE BACK NINE ON SMALL BIZNESS SATURDAY. WAR DAMN
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
ONCE AGAIN WE GATHERT AT THE LITTLE WAFFLEHOUSE OF BETHLEHEM, LONG FORGOTTEN TO THE ECHOCHAMBERS OF YORE. LET US READ FROM THE BOOK OF ROBERT TRENT JONES 3:16, FOR WHEN YOU SAW ONE SET OF $50 HANDSHAKES IN THE SAND IT WAS THEN BROTHER HUGH BOGEYED ON THE BACK NINE ON SMALL BIZNESS SATURDAY. WAR DAMN
Weags, fam. Let’s do the damn thing tomorrow, I hope.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Weags, fam. Let’s do the damn thing tomorrow, I hope.
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NO RAISIN NOVEMBER
Before you put raisins in anything tomorrow, just don’t.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
NO RAISIN NOVEMBER
I honestly became friends with @mattscalici.bsky.social at our mutual pals’ tailgate before multiple iron bowls, & I love the memories so much, bc it became our running joke of “if Matt’s in AU covering the IB, we are def gonna win.” 😂
This is perfect. WAR DAMN SCAMLICI!🫶 www.al.com/ironbowl/202...
This is perfect. WAR DAMN SCAMLICI!🫶 www.al.com/ironbowl/202...
Jordan-Hare Stadium is a portal to Hell
Mock it, doubt it, dismiss it. The Portal to Hell will open all the same.
www.al.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I honestly became friends with @mattscalici.bsky.social at our mutual pals’ tailgate before multiple iron bowls, & I love the memories so much, bc it became our running joke of “if Matt’s in AU covering the IB, we are def gonna win.” 😂
This is perfect. WAR DAMN SCAMLICI!🫶 www.al.com/ironbowl/202...
This is perfect. WAR DAMN SCAMLICI!🫶 www.al.com/ironbowl/202...
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies