Callie
@soaucal.bsky.social
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New twitter same me 🦖 Maybe she’s BARN with it 🐅🦅
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*cracks open a fresh bottle of ibuprofen*

HELL YEAH YALL WE MADE IT TO THE WEEKEND

//plans on going to bed at 8pm cst
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Hugh Freeze’s tenure ending with illegal touching
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Bless yall for still watching-I’ve been dusting and doing laundry. I can’t take it .
You hush

(Yes, I just need this pain and misery to end)
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THE MEATIERRRRRRRRRRRRR CELLY 😂😂
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UAB wins over top 25 opponents in Trent Dilfer's three years as head coach: zero
UAB wins over top 25 teams in Alex Mortensen's one game as UAB's interim head coach: one
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Trent Dilfer was somehow even worse than any of us realized
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…at softball, y’all know I ain’t going near football until the nasty mouth breather is gone
Felt cute might weagle weagle
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I'm supposed to go to a White Lotus-themed party tomorrow. Question: is it ok if I just wear a Duke t-shirt and bring a pistol
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In case anyone needs something to make for a tailgate this weekend, can I suggest Nick Saban’s favorite baked beans?
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keep him on ice until some team blows through three QBs by week seven, throw him in, quick serotonin hit while he goes "i never thought this would happen again" until next year
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Setting a trap for retired Rogers that's a twig with a string attached holding up a box with a microphone under it.
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I’m watching the US fall apart because 400 wealthy people control 60% of the country’s wealth and fondly remembering the Centrist outrage and endless think pieces written when Dan Riffle tweeted “Every billionaire is a policy failure”
Hell yeah
Welcome to Bluesky. Here is your copy of the Antifa Manual and MLB Extra Innings for some reason.
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very funny that JD Vance has so little to do with his time that he goes on podcasts to defend 30-year-old men for saying how much they love Hitler
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."