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Chris Mueller
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Sports guy. Likes golf. Radio: PM Team on 93.7 The Fan in Pittsburgh. https://www.audacy.com/podcast/the-pm-team-wponi-mueller-d7019 TV: KDKA and KDKA+ Consider subscribing to Nine Straight Threes: https://open.substack.com/pub/ninestraightthrees
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · Sep 22
Good morning. It was yet another Feel-Bad win for a team that specializes in them:

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
And if IKF runs through home they might have won it in the 9th.
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
Brutal
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
OOOOOF
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
Was very prepared, even excited, to go to bed early today.
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
Everyone just sliding on a force play for NO EARTHLY REASON
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K. Liakos @kliakos.com · 2d
When @iracane.bsky.social and I invented the Shrimp Alert it was supposed to be fun. The last 20 minutes for me were the closest myself or anyone you know came to understanding Dr. Frankenstein
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
This game, this World Series, this season, needs to end on catcher’s interference.
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Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 2d
WE HAVE WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN SHRIMP ALERT
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
The crowd chanting grows louder:

SHRIMP
SHRIMP
SHRIMP
SHRIMP
chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
We’ve got a #shrimpalert in Game 7!!!
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
We’ve got a #shrimpalert in Game 7!!!
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
That’s uh, a really good take.
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
We didn’t miss by much, folks.
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A Vlad Jr. walkoff bomb would cause a rip in the space time continuum.
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
Missed it by millimeters on the barrel
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
A Vlad Jr. walkoff bomb would cause a rip in the space time continuum.
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
Oh my god. My word.
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
See? Cmon. It ain’t right.
chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
It is offensive to me that the Dodgers have a guy like Muncy, who stunk before he got to LA, then suddenly became very good and sometimes great. They shouldn’t get to spin straw into gold.
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
It is offensive to me that the Dodgers have a guy like Muncy, who stunk before he got to LA, then suddenly became very good and sometimes great. They shouldn’t get to spin straw into gold.
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
The other shoe dropping would be the immediate heat death of the universe.
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
It appears that this post turned Mason Heintschel into a human turnover. Thankfully, it won’t matter, but I’ll be more careful next time.
chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
Parents, have you sat and had The Talk with your teenagers? You know, the one where you all pause and consider the fact that Pitt might be “good” good?
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
Parents, have you sat and had The Talk with your teenagers? You know, the one where you all pause and consider the fact that Pitt might be “good” good?
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 2d
Q-word watch for Clemson. Indictment of the program culture. Likely cooked forever
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
Just witnessed two Texas players literally run into each other and turn what should have been a three-yard Vandy gain into 17.
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
I think Penn State's going to keep this game surprisingly close. They won't win, but I think they'll be competitive.
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d
DISCLAIMER: I'm sure my sense of style is the problem here, but Gus Johnson is dressed like someone gave him a bunch of fabric samples for custom clothing and he just said, "I'll take all of them, as a set."