Avalon
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30, MN rantsman(🏳️⚧️ ♀) (formerly @ noanstamford)
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Avalon
@snafford.bsky.social
· Feb 4
Aight gonna try and start going by new, chosen name more broadly online.
Out with Noah, in with Avalon
Out with Noah, in with Avalon
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I never realised how funny the guild wars skill icons are for ritualist
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I never realised how funny the guild wars skill icons are for ritualist
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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The pussy got me like www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The pussy got me like www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
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Spongebob Squarepants as a character is Māori-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Spongebob Squarepants as a character is Māori-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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happy six year anniversary to the most relatable Biden moment ever
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
happy six year anniversary to the most relatable Biden moment ever
me: uuuurgh being sick suuuucks i hate just lying in bed drifting in and out of sleep
my brain randomly at 2am: hey at least you're girl though
me: 🤯 at least I girl though 😃
my brain randomly at 2am: hey at least you're girl though
me: 🤯 at least I girl though 😃
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
me: uuuurgh being sick suuuucks i hate just lying in bed drifting in and out of sleep
my brain randomly at 2am: hey at least you're girl though
me: 🤯 at least I girl though 😃
my brain randomly at 2am: hey at least you're girl though
me: 🤯 at least I girl though 😃
thinking abt how in the Legion of Superheroes future a big computer picks three people who'd be good at it (but are all pretty different from each other) to run for EarthGov president, then they have 24 hours to campaign, then the election happens
you ever think about how much better wed be doing if literally every elected position was determined by lottery?
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
thinking abt how in the Legion of Superheroes future a big computer picks three people who'd be good at it (but are all pretty different from each other) to run for EarthGov president, then they have 24 hours to campaign, then the election happens
GAY-ASS HOMEOFSEXUAL JUST KISS ALREADY
MHA both deeply straight and deeply gay
not bisexual (generally, some exceptions)
both straight and gay
not bisexual (generally, some exceptions)
both straight and gay
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
GAY-ASS HOMEOFSEXUAL JUST KISS ALREADY
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Gerard Way is Gerard Way's Remilia Scarlet.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Gerard Way is Gerard Way's Remilia Scarlet.
tiny tiny amount of sore throat which means i'm out of commission and will only survive if a woman sucks my nipples 😔
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
tiny tiny amount of sore throat which means i'm out of commission and will only survive if a woman sucks my nipples 😔
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they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
managed to escape from family thanksgiving in just 3.5 hours let's GOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
managed to escape from family thanksgiving in just 3.5 hours let's GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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speaking of shinx i think what legends Z-A is really missing is a bunch of shinx constantly trying to attack you
October 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
speaking of shinx i think what legends Z-A is really missing is a bunch of shinx constantly trying to attack you
THEY GOT BACK TO ME!? WHY!?
Anyway, PaxPoint is a face of Clocktower X LLC, a US company contracted by Israel to develop ChatGPT for state outreach purposes. Also founded by a Trump admin guy. Wow how shocking.
Anyway, PaxPoint is a face of Clocktower X LLC, a US company contracted by Israel to develop ChatGPT for state outreach purposes. Also founded by a Trump admin guy. Wow how shocking.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
THEY GOT BACK TO ME!? WHY!?
Anyway, PaxPoint is a face of Clocktower X LLC, a US company contracted by Israel to develop ChatGPT for state outreach purposes. Also founded by a Trump admin guy. Wow how shocking.
Anyway, PaxPoint is a face of Clocktower X LLC, a US company contracted by Israel to develop ChatGPT for state outreach purposes. Also founded by a Trump admin guy. Wow how shocking.
just went on break, time to play "are any of my four remaining coworkers capable of answering the phone"
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
just went on break, time to play "are any of my four remaining coworkers capable of answering the phone"
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I beat King's Field III last night and was deeply unprepared for the narrator's voice performance in the final text crawl
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I beat King's Field III last night and was deeply unprepared for the narrator's voice performance in the final text crawl
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The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
International Criminal Court to ditch Microsoft Office for European open source alternative | Euractiv
The court will move its internal work environment to Open Desk, a German-developed open source software
www.euractiv.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
imo the funniest thing ever would be getting Itadaki Paru in this (Beastars mangaka, Baki-mangaka's daughter)
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
imo the funniest thing ever would be getting Itadaki Paru in this (Beastars mangaka, Baki-mangaka's daughter)
i can't believe this is how I find out Pat's child ate all his hair 😔
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i can't believe this is how I find out Pat's child ate all his hair 😔
got what i thought had a 60% chance of being a scam text while on my lunch break, played along bc the cited org is real and if it WAS a real survey it's probably good to participate (plus I was bored). ended up getting... pro-Israel propaganda???
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
got what i thought had a 60% chance of being a scam text while on my lunch break, played along bc the cited org is real and if it WAS a real survey it's probably good to participate (plus I was bored). ended up getting... pro-Israel propaganda???
christmas tree spotted in truck bed, grocery store music's mixing in some carols... the Thanksgiving barrier's breaking down
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
christmas tree spotted in truck bed, grocery store music's mixing in some carols... the Thanksgiving barrier's breaking down
i'll say it if nobody else wants to stick their neck out
HAM SUCKS! annoying-ass flavor, glazed meats must perish from this earth! death to ham!!!
HAM SUCKS! annoying-ass flavor, glazed meats must perish from this earth! death to ham!!!
i always think this argument (the quoted one) is dumb because nobody makes a spiral cut ham in June either but nobody says ham sucks
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i'll say it if nobody else wants to stick their neck out
HAM SUCKS! annoying-ass flavor, glazed meats must perish from this earth! death to ham!!!
HAM SUCKS! annoying-ass flavor, glazed meats must perish from this earth! death to ham!!!
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im studying this little bitch like the zapruder film
October 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
im studying this little bitch like the zapruder film