Avalon
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30, MN rantsman(🏳️⚧️ ♀) (formerly @ noanstamford)
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Avalon
@snafford.bsky.social
· Feb 4
Aight gonna try and start going by new, chosen name more broadly online.
Out with Noah, in with Avalon
Out with Noah, in with Avalon
ruined my gf's new special interest for her ♥️💕 love herrrrr
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
ruined my gf's new special interest for her ♥️💕 love herrrrr
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kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
ok so i'm rewatching Hannibal. outstanding show my hair's on end i'm screaming constantly yadda yadda. Who the fuck thought the Hannibal + Alana Bloom relationship made any sense
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
ok so i'm rewatching Hannibal. outstanding show my hair's on end i'm screaming constantly yadda yadda. Who the fuck thought the Hannibal + Alana Bloom relationship made any sense
...is this a Christmas cover of Train's Calling All Angels, to the tune of Joy To the World?????
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
...is this a Christmas cover of Train's Calling All Angels, to the tune of Joy To the World?????
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I don't think cis people should learn to code. I think when they do it they're reinforcing gentrification.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I don't think cis people should learn to code. I think when they do it they're reinforcing gentrification.
who put this four hour abstract documentary in the pornography section
The Interview vol.114 Nurses, Unemployed Girls, The Women Of Kyoto - These Days I Can Somewhat See Women's True Feelings
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
who put this four hour abstract documentary in the pornography section
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I never realised how funny the guild wars skill icons are for ritualist
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I never realised how funny the guild wars skill icons are for ritualist
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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The pussy got me like www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The pussy got me like www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
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Spongebob Squarepants as a character is Māori-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Spongebob Squarepants as a character is Māori-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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happy six year anniversary to the most relatable Biden moment ever
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
happy six year anniversary to the most relatable Biden moment ever
me: uuuurgh being sick suuuucks i hate just lying in bed drifting in and out of sleep
my brain randomly at 2am: hey at least you're girl though
me: 🤯 at least I girl though 😃
my brain randomly at 2am: hey at least you're girl though
me: 🤯 at least I girl though 😃
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
me: uuuurgh being sick suuuucks i hate just lying in bed drifting in and out of sleep
my brain randomly at 2am: hey at least you're girl though
me: 🤯 at least I girl though 😃
my brain randomly at 2am: hey at least you're girl though
me: 🤯 at least I girl though 😃
thinking abt how in the Legion of Superheroes future a big computer picks three people who'd be good at it (but are all pretty different from each other) to run for EarthGov president, then they have 24 hours to campaign, then the election happens
you ever think about how much better wed be doing if literally every elected position was determined by lottery?
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
thinking abt how in the Legion of Superheroes future a big computer picks three people who'd be good at it (but are all pretty different from each other) to run for EarthGov president, then they have 24 hours to campaign, then the election happens
GAY-ASS HOMEOFSEXUAL JUST KISS ALREADY
MHA both deeply straight and deeply gay
not bisexual (generally, some exceptions)
both straight and gay
not bisexual (generally, some exceptions)
both straight and gay
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
GAY-ASS HOMEOFSEXUAL JUST KISS ALREADY
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Gerard Way is Gerard Way's Remilia Scarlet.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Gerard Way is Gerard Way's Remilia Scarlet.
tiny tiny amount of sore throat which means i'm out of commission and will only survive if a woman sucks my nipples 😔
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
tiny tiny amount of sore throat which means i'm out of commission and will only survive if a woman sucks my nipples 😔
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they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
managed to escape from family thanksgiving in just 3.5 hours let's GOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
managed to escape from family thanksgiving in just 3.5 hours let's GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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speaking of shinx i think what legends Z-A is really missing is a bunch of shinx constantly trying to attack you
October 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
speaking of shinx i think what legends Z-A is really missing is a bunch of shinx constantly trying to attack you
THEY GOT BACK TO ME!? WHY!?
Anyway, PaxPoint is a face of Clocktower X LLC, a US company contracted by Israel to develop ChatGPT for state outreach purposes. Also founded by a Trump admin guy. Wow how shocking.
Anyway, PaxPoint is a face of Clocktower X LLC, a US company contracted by Israel to develop ChatGPT for state outreach purposes. Also founded by a Trump admin guy. Wow how shocking.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
THEY GOT BACK TO ME!? WHY!?
Anyway, PaxPoint is a face of Clocktower X LLC, a US company contracted by Israel to develop ChatGPT for state outreach purposes. Also founded by a Trump admin guy. Wow how shocking.
Anyway, PaxPoint is a face of Clocktower X LLC, a US company contracted by Israel to develop ChatGPT for state outreach purposes. Also founded by a Trump admin guy. Wow how shocking.
just went on break, time to play "are any of my four remaining coworkers capable of answering the phone"
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
just went on break, time to play "are any of my four remaining coworkers capable of answering the phone"