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smudgeboy99.bsky.social
Kid Charlemagne
@smudgeboy99.bsky.social
400 followers 440 following 3.4K posts
Nice, funny-ish, a bit sweary (sorry, not fucking sorry). Ageing disgracefully. Cooking and eating, music (20th century), travel, reading, history, genealogy, photography, ex-archery, less political here than there (not much). Yes, there's gas in the car!
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 2h
That’s a relief. I’ve got the wit and the fighting skills, but I dress like a tramp!
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 2h
Win as a team. Lose as a team. But cut that kicker.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 2h
Oh hey, Charlie Kirk. I’d completely forgotten about that guy!
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 4h
PRESIDENT. SHIT. DUMP. IGNORE.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 4h
I got the theme. It says: “We don’t care if the President shits on the people!”
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 7h
[checks calendar]
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 5h
She's only here today to tell us how it's OK to murder fishermen 'cos they must also be drug traffickers.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 5h
Did you realise at the time that Katy thinks all brown people are drug traffickers?
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 5h
I assume Katy has decided they were drug traffickers without any proof because they were brown people, therefore they MUST be drug traffickers.

Balls Katy.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 6h
Thanks Alan, top show #sts70s. See all you @madwaspradiomwr.bsky.social dudes same time next week 50 years ago!
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 6h
Controversial opinion, but I think Lucky Stars is lyrically one of the clunkiest piles o' shite ever written. #sts70s
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 6h
Pint? #sts70s
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 6h
Ahh, one of the most New York of all the New York songs ever released.

"It's a thought you had in a taxicab
That got left on the kerb
When he dropped you off
At East 83rd ooooh!"

Genius lyrics. Probably my #SOTN

#sts70s
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 6h
Well this one's a newbie on me. Some big bongo action though. #sts70s
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 6h
a man wearing a cowboy hat and a mustache
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 6h
Mariska Veres, best known as the singer for Shocking Blue ("Venus").

That was more than a tad Eurovision though, no? #sts70s
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 7h
Change "7 million" to "ALL", and you've got the truth.

He despises his own supporters just as much as his opponents. They're just useful dupes.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 7h
Not just Joe - no other President in the history of the Republic would have ever DREAMED of doing this.

Even Nixon would have physically kicked the ass of any staffer who suggested this.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 7h
It seems the only group NOT terrified of Trump is, well, the people.
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 7h
OMG, Standing In the Rain is one of Jeff's masterpieces! #sts70s
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 7h
Wow, is it that time already? #sts70s

Evening ladles and jellyspoons.
a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing in front of the ocean with the words hey behind him ..
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 7h
In the LEAST unexpected news of the day, Israel strikes Gaza and suspends aid delivery, after IDF and Hamas accuse each other of breaking the ceasefire.
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Jorge A. Caballero, MD @datadrivenmd.social · 8h
"Person impeached for insurrection sends billions to Argentina during US gov't shutdown" and "Felon convicted of fraud pardons felon convicted of fraud" and "Long-time Epstein associate posts video depicting himself as a king dumping diarrhea on Americans from a fighter jet" are factual statements
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 8h
Is anyone else's #RedZone sound cutting out?
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Kid Charlemagne @smudgeboy99.bsky.social · 15h
Sorry, but they do it because they're spineless, craven cowards.
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