Caroline Smrstik
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Caroline Smrstik
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Writer, copy editor, musician, equestrian, amateur linguist, professional foreigner. Card-carrying Swiss Person.
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Always unexpected, the NEORSD folks.
sewers, and your phone. it’s hard to start a morning without them.

we offer 4 unexpected ways to start stronger 🧵
Well, I made it this far.
This is a matter of hot generational debate.
Is this look too provocative for northern New York? Wrong answers only.
Oh dear. We have American friends visiting us this summer in Switzerland and now they’ll all think we’re ridiculously wealthy.
It’s a long holiday weekend in the US, which has just received an un-birthday gift in the form of legislation with a name out of a Dr Seuss book. I’m sorry.
When did I give up on the US?
Thoughts of an ex-citizen this Fourth of July
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Post of the day.
Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
I did not want that mental picture.
Your Grace, would you mind making an extra knot for me? I need it in the coming days, things a bit rocky over here.
Happy Mother’s Day to those who celebrate. This year, I had the misfortune to be in Portugal last Sunday for Mother’s Day there, and in Switzerland this weekend for Mother’s Day here. Bah humbug x 2. Must plan better next year.
Just another Sunday
Mother's Day. Bah, humbug.
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Infrastructure is sexy. Always has been.
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BREAKING: POPE'S BROTHER CONFIRMS: THE PONTIFF PLAYS WORDLE
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
People who don’t understand sarcasm make *life* harder.
To your health, dearest Duchess.
Switzerland, unlike the US, does not write legislation with loopholes. This exactitude leads to delightful absurdities.
We're Swiss and this is not funny
Plus: vote on some real laws and regulations!
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