SantaPinky 🎄❄️🎁
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I'm here for the pets. Show me your pets. Southend-on-Sea
I used to say when I had my Beetle that if anybody did try and steal it I'm pretty sure they wouldn't get far up the road without knowing the exact pedal actions needed to keep it alive. And that gear box.
One of many perks to driving a stick shift is that when it’s 1°F out, I can leave my car running with the key in while stopping at the convenience store bc if someone tried to steal it, there’s a pretty good chance they’d just stall out in the parking lot.
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I used to say when I had my Beetle that if anybody did try and steal it I'm pretty sure they wouldn't get far up the road without knowing the exact pedal actions needed to keep it alive. And that gear box.
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Here is the garden pigeon who has now accepted my sister as its new friend. She wasn't feeding it so it just kept getting closer and closer until it was sat on the back of the chair she was sat in, I was expecting it to sit on her shoulder like a parrot
#SundayPixWings
#SundayPixWings
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Here is the garden pigeon who has now accepted my sister as its new friend. She wasn't feeding it so it just kept getting closer and closer until it was sat on the back of the chair she was sat in, I was expecting it to sit on her shoulder like a parrot
#SundayPixWings
#SundayPixWings
We're finally watching Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, it's free on Plex. #RareExports 🇫🇮
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
We're finally watching Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, it's free on Plex. #RareExports 🇫🇮
I don't like to wear headphones in the house because I have to keep stopping when I hear background noises. I wear them when I'm getting ready for bed but not in the day. I've just had to stop my podcast 3 times because somebody somewhere keeps opening and shutting a door and it's doing my head in.
a man with a mustache and a name tag that says mal
ALT: a man with a mustache and a name tag that says mal
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December 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I don't like to wear headphones in the house because I have to keep stopping when I hear background noises. I wear them when I'm getting ready for bed but not in the day. I've just had to stop my podcast 3 times because somebody somewhere keeps opening and shutting a door and it's doing my head in.
My infant school was small and there were only 5 girls in my class, I was Mary against my will. I remember crying because Steven was Joseph and he had to put his arm on my shoulder as we were walking and I DID NOT WANT. It was downhill after that, I was one of the many spare angels at Sunday school.
So - did you take part in a nativity play at school and if so, what part did you play?
I got the part of the frankincense guy - I was the only child in the class who could pronounce the word ...!
I got the part of the frankincense guy - I was the only child in the class who could pronounce the word ...!
Nativity plays have been a much-loved part of the school year in infant and junior schools across the UK for many years. These performances brought the Christmas story to life with a mix of earnestness and unintentional comedy. Classrooms buzzed with excitement as tea towels and
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My infant school was small and there were only 5 girls in my class, I was Mary against my will. I remember crying because Steven was Joseph and he had to put his arm on my shoulder as we were walking and I DID NOT WANT. It was downhill after that, I was one of the many spare angels at Sunday school.
I could hear an unusual bird so I left my phone outside and wandered off and accidentally left it recording for eight minutes.
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I could hear an unusual bird so I left my phone outside and wandered off and accidentally left it recording for eight minutes.
I've put on Hot Frosty as background TV and I am ashamed to say that I am actually enjoying it more the second time round. #HotFrosty
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I've put on Hot Frosty as background TV and I am ashamed to say that I am actually enjoying it more the second time round. #HotFrosty
I've cleaned the poo off the outside of the patio window windows, I can now see the poo on the glass balcony panel. Bum. Also I'm more painfully aware that I need to clean the inside of the windows too. But that is not a today problem. Well it is, but I'm not gonna do it.
Cleaning seagull poo off my window was not on my festive bingo card for today.
December 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I've cleaned the poo off the outside of the patio window windows, I can now see the poo on the glass balcony panel. Bum. Also I'm more painfully aware that I need to clean the inside of the windows too. But that is not a today problem. Well it is, but I'm not gonna do it.
Cleaning seagull poo off my window was not on my festive bingo card for today.
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Cleaning seagull poo off my window was not on my festive bingo card for today.
I’ve painted my nails festive red. So naturally it looks like I fell through a glass coffee table hands first. 💅🏻
December 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I’ve painted my nails festive red. So naturally it looks like I fell through a glass coffee table hands first. 💅🏻
Drove in to Lidl on the way home, just as I arrived the sideways rain started, I drove around the car park to get the closer to the building and failed, ended up at the back again. Sat in the car and thought about it then noped out, started the engine and drove home.
It's not rained since.
It's not rained since.
a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face .
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December 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Drove in to Lidl on the way home, just as I arrived the sideways rain started, I drove around the car park to get the closer to the building and failed, ended up at the back again. Sat in the car and thought about it then noped out, started the engine and drove home.
It's not rained since.
It's not rained since.
Cried all my mascara off by 9.45 as one of the companies we work with has been taken over and our contacts have been made redundant. I've been less emotional about my own colleagues leaving than this.
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Cried all my mascara off by 9.45 as one of the companies we work with has been taken over and our contacts have been made redundant. I've been less emotional about my own colleagues leaving than this.
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The building custodians (those in charge of the leasehold) get up on Friday mornings and deal with the bin bags. I've gone down there tonight and the recycling is already out so something tells me somebody's having a big night out tonight and does not want to get up at 7am and manhandle pink bags.
a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says 5
ALT: a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says 5
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December 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The building custodians (those in charge of the leasehold) get up on Friday mornings and deal with the bin bags. I've gone down there tonight and the recycling is already out so something tells me somebody's having a big night out tonight and does not want to get up at 7am and manhandle pink bags.
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I've told my sister no less than seven times in very plain English I do not need another coat, no I do not want a coat. I think I might WhatsApp her this every day until Christmas so she gets the message.
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I've told my sister no less than seven times in very plain English I do not need another coat, no I do not want a coat. I think I might WhatsApp her this every day until Christmas so she gets the message.
I'm meant to be tidying up. So far I've half folded clothes, put some stuff on the tree, moved some more clothes, put some stuff on the tree...
a man standing in a kitchen with a pineapple sliced in half on a cutting board
ALT: a man standing in a kitchen with a pineapple sliced in half on a cutting board
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December 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm meant to be tidying up. So far I've half folded clothes, put some stuff on the tree, moved some more clothes, put some stuff on the tree...
I'm off work today. I have spent the first hour awake scrolling through cards online. When they put the "no rude cards" filter on I'm not sure who's responsible for tagging the cards because I'm fairly sure I don't want the word fucking on any card to my mum.
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I'm off work today. I have spent the first hour awake scrolling through cards online. When they put the "no rude cards" filter on I'm not sure who's responsible for tagging the cards because I'm fairly sure I don't want the word fucking on any card to my mum.
Farewell 12-year-old £20 Christmas tree I hope you enjoy your new home.
Now on to the new more compact Christmas tree.
Now on to the new more compact Christmas tree.
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Farewell 12-year-old £20 Christmas tree I hope you enjoy your new home.
Now on to the new more compact Christmas tree.
Now on to the new more compact Christmas tree.
I'm not crying, I just have a bit of tinsel in my eyes.
Alt: a tabby cat making biscuits on a cushion with a caption underneath saying "wondering if Santa Paws knows my new address since I no longer live on the streets".
Alt: a tabby cat making biscuits on a cushion with a caption underneath saying "wondering if Santa Paws knows my new address since I no longer live on the streets".
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm not crying, I just have a bit of tinsel in my eyes.
Alt: a tabby cat making biscuits on a cushion with a caption underneath saying "wondering if Santa Paws knows my new address since I no longer live on the streets".
Alt: a tabby cat making biscuits on a cushion with a caption underneath saying "wondering if Santa Paws knows my new address since I no longer live on the streets".
Facebook giveaway collection number two is complete, one more to go and then I can take my jeans off.
I might finally put the lights on my tree but I have that thing where I can't do anything if I know I have to do something else in 40 minutes.
I think I'll go and put the shower curtain back up.
I might finally put the lights on my tree but I have that thing where I can't do anything if I know I have to do something else in 40 minutes.
I think I'll go and put the shower curtain back up.
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Facebook giveaway collection number two is complete, one more to go and then I can take my jeans off.
I might finally put the lights on my tree but I have that thing where I can't do anything if I know I have to do something else in 40 minutes.
I think I'll go and put the shower curtain back up.
I might finally put the lights on my tree but I have that thing where I can't do anything if I know I have to do something else in 40 minutes.
I think I'll go and put the shower curtain back up.
I have made a terrible mistake (this is nothing new), I have got all the Christmas stuff out from under the bed and also put a wash on. I now have nowhere to put the washing rack.
a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a window with a sticker that says ugg
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December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I have made a terrible mistake (this is nothing new), I have got all the Christmas stuff out from under the bed and also put a wash on. I now have nowhere to put the washing rack.
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Brace brace brace.
Brace brace brace.
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December 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Brace brace brace.
Brace brace brace.
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December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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