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I'm here for the pets. Show me your pets. Southend-on-Sea
I had this exact conversation with my colleague last week. Also by now you would've thought that the word of endoscopy would have developed a way of using a nice little rhinoscope procedure to suction all that gunk out of your sinuses in one go. They could make a fortune.
December 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I had this exact conversation with my colleague last week. Also by now you would've thought that the word of endoscopy would have developed a way of using a nice little rhinoscope procedure to suction all that gunk out of your sinuses in one go. They could make a fortune.
Would not be surprised if she just turned out to be a puppet because nothing that comes out of her gob makes any sense to me.
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Would not be surprised if she just turned out to be a puppet because nothing that comes out of her gob makes any sense to me.
A young guy at work has the same car as me and I parked behind him one day and I told him I parked them together so they can be friends and he just stared at me like what?!
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A young guy at work has the same car as me and I parked behind him one day and I told him I parked them together so they can be friends and he just stared at me like what?!
Is that also A TINY COBWEB?! 😍
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Is that also A TINY COBWEB?! 😍
Did you win though
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Did you win though
Haha my Swedish friend (bluntly) told me to not bother trying to learn Swedish because English people can't speak Swedish.
December 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Haha my Swedish friend (bluntly) told me to not bother trying to learn Swedish because English people can't speak Swedish.
Mashed potato with melted cheese for dinner. I'm sure it'll be fine tomorrow, I had the other side taken out a year or so ago and it was fine... I think. I did consider making some angel delight.
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Mashed potato with melted cheese for dinner. I'm sure it'll be fine tomorrow, I had the other side taken out a year or so ago and it was fine... I think. I did consider making some angel delight.
Yes, it wore off about 1.30. No more drooling.
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yes, it wore off about 1.30. No more drooling.
It's was already low so now it's even worse. Never listen to anything I say.
December 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It's was already low so now it's even worse. Never listen to anything I say.
Have you put the sprouts on already?
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Have you put the sprouts on already?
I'm until Tuesday, only because I got in quick enough to not be in Wednesday as well!
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm until Tuesday, only because I got in quick enough to not be in Wednesday as well!
I thought it was that massive festive goat, and I can't pretend it wasn't disappointed when I zoomed in
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I thought it was that massive festive goat, and I can't pretend it wasn't disappointed when I zoomed in
I'm sorry but your festive emoji is saying otherwise.
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm sorry but your festive emoji is saying otherwise.
I'd been driving my car for several years before my boyfriend (who has the same car) told me I can adjust the wiper interval, and I was shook to the core.
December 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'd been driving my car for several years before my boyfriend (who has the same car) told me I can adjust the wiper interval, and I was shook to the core.
I'm all for it, the fact that this lady is incredibly calm and sensible and my mum said she could hear her singing in the kitchen is the Christmas joy that I need.
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm all for it, the fact that this lady is incredibly calm and sensible and my mum said she could hear her singing in the kitchen is the Christmas joy that I need.
In that case, strontium, Eleanor of Aquitaine, the Atlas mountains and 6.
(These are my go-to university challenge answers)
(These are my go-to university challenge answers)
December 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
In that case, strontium, Eleanor of Aquitaine, the Atlas mountains and 6.
(These are my go-to university challenge answers)
(These are my go-to university challenge answers)
Got a photo from my mum yesterday of a neighbour in a cracker hat with her dog, and it's a chaotic photo but could've just been taken at a bad split-second. Turns out they'd been on the 11% mulled wine and the photo was exactly what it looked like. Day drinking with the 70+
an older woman in a blue sequined dress is sitting in a kitchen with a tv land logo in the corner
ALT: an older woman in a blue sequined dress is sitting in a kitchen with a tv land logo in the corner
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Got a photo from my mum yesterday of a neighbour in a cracker hat with her dog, and it's a chaotic photo but could've just been taken at a bad split-second. Turns out they'd been on the 11% mulled wine and the photo was exactly what it looked like. Day drinking with the 70+
Kirsty McCall, 1975, to the moon and back 12 times, Rockin robin.
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Kirsty McCall, 1975, to the moon and back 12 times, Rockin robin.
I had a lot on Twitter but it was almost all sports or politics things
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I had a lot on Twitter but it was almost all sports or politics things
