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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 11h

SOMEBODY WANTS EVERYBODY TO KNOW SHE MAJORED IN DANCE AT THE ACATEMY

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 7m

Today I learned
Smuckers is owned by right wing Vanguard
JIF is owned by Smuckers
JIF is in Mitch McConnells district
Trader Joe's is German.

Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 9m

Today I learned:

Vanguard owns Smuckers*
Smuckers owns Jif
JIF is in Mitch McConnells district
Trader Joe's is a German corporation.

*Vanguard holds the majority of public stock in Smuckers

Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 13m

Painters only have two kinds of clothes:
1. Clothes with paint on them.
2. Clothes that are going to get paint on them.

Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 19m

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 9h

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#old #peopñe #dance

How To Dance At Parties In Your 40s and 50s and not be EMBARRASSING

YouTube video by Get Dance

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amsparks82ga.bsky.social @amsparks82ga.bsky.social · 9h

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 9h

Ashley has sweet reiki for you.
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1min REIKI #shorts #reiki #energyhealing #foryou #fyp #spirituality #healing #reikihealing #relaxing

YouTube video by Reiki With Ashley

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 10h

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 10h

If y’all are shocked about the contents of the leaked young republicans chat wait until you hear what the middle aged republicans, old republicans, and the leader of the entire party think.

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LOLGOP ❌👑❌ @thefarce.org · 17h

Put a banner on every closed rural hospital

WE SAVED ARGENTINA INSTEAD

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11h

canned fish labels really will say "may contain other things that were nearby at the time"

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Miles Taylor @milestaylor.bsky.social · 17h

INCORRECT HEADLINE: Reporters refuse to sign Pentagon’s new press rules

CORRECT HEADLINE: Pentagon launches sweeping effort to censor the news, kicks out major media outlets

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Meryl Streep Fighter @baileysanz.bsky.social · 12h

Is Chicago naming a snow plow again this year? Because I’m going to get ahead of it and suggest Fuck Ice

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12h

I’m a subscriber to The Onion print edition and trust me, the ads alone are worth it

Fake Apple ad

Remember when those
Chinese factory workers were all committing suicide?
Neither do we!

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 11h

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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 10h

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Alt: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

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Tory Wegerski @producertory.bsky.social · May 8

Sending this out again for anyone in Pittsburgh who lost their NEA grant last week, or is fighting for their NSF money, or who is being RIF'd from their fed job, or who wants to tell an investigative journalist anything, really. You can be anonymized and you will be protected.

Tory Wegerski @producertory.bsky.social · Jan 23

Do you work for the federal government in Pittsburgh? Are you a researcher or scientist affected by the new administration? Do you have a story tip?

I'm an investigative journalist; get in touch!

Work email: [email protected]

Proton email: [email protected]

Signal: @torywegerski.25

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Tanisha @tanishaevonne.bsky.social · 19h

In honor and remembrance of George Floyd and all victims of police brutality, Pittsburgh City Council has declared today, October 14th, to be George Floyd Day in the City of Pittsburgh.